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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Austrians Attacked by Liberal Nazis

    THIS kind of thing is just another sign that satan's tentacles reach into every corner of the Earth. Try and have a little good clean fun, and the Liberal Nazis pounce.

    And the most tasteless idea of the week is..

    MELBOURNE (Reuters) – Australian horse racing officials have been slammed for holding a dwarf racing competition called the 'Midget Cup' at a meeting in Melbourne to promote Victoria state's annual carnival.

    The race at the Cranbourne Cup Sunday involved three men charging down a 50-metres course with dwarfs dressed in jockey silks riding piggyback, and has been denounced by government officials and advocacy groups.

    "Well look, there's often a fine line between a bit of fun and a silly stunt and I think this falls into the latter category," Victorian racing minister Rob Hulls told state radio.

    "I mean the Midget's Cup for goodness sake. It's certainly no way of promoting this great Spring Carnival right around the world, right around Australia and right throughout Victoria."

    The controversy comes days after an Australian talent show came under fire for airing a comedy troupe skit involving dancers wearing afro wigs and black-painted faces to impersonate late pop star Michael Jackson and the Jackson 5.

    Stuart Laing, a marketing manager at Racing Victoria, said the dwarf race was intended to be "harmless fun," but apologized and said it would not be repeated.

    "We understand that you can't please everyone and if anyone's offended by the events of Sunday then we apologize to them," he said
    I recall back when I was a child and they had Coon Races at the Iowa State Fair. Then the Liberal Nazis swooped in and called it "tasteless" too. And of course the Liberal Nazis can't wait to hurl their Nazi Insults at the town of Freehold every Summer when we hold our Family Fun Festivals.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Austrians Attacked by Liberal Nazis

    They let the retardeds have their own Olympics, so why shouldn't the midgets be allowed to run? I bet that would be hilarious.
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
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      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #3
      Re: Austrians Attacked by Liberal Nazis

      Aren't most horse jockeys midgets anyways?

      I mean, back when I had a gambling problem, I'd always be down at the race track, like Santa Anita, betting 5 grand on Delightful Dancer to Show. Every jockey I saw then was under five feet tall and no more than 80 lbs. I actually mistook them for 4th graders.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22898

        #4
        Re: Austrians Attacked by Liberal Nazis

        Can you imagine what would have happened if the organizers had put up a notice saying, "Jockeys wanted, No dwarves need apply." There's no pleasing some people.
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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
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          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #5
          Re: Austrians Attacked by Liberal Nazis

          Pastor, I bet the people who complained about this were the midgets.

          The riders in the race were dwarves, not midgets . . . so the real midgets were left out of the Midget Cup, and not even allowed to compete!
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          • Bryan Tamariki
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            • Aug 2007
            • 285

            #6
            Re: Austrians Attacked by Liberal Nazis

            Wasn't that perverted deathstyle 'comedian' Bruno Baron Cohen from Australia? Sister Jenny they call the 'Midget Cup' in Melbourne because New Zealand has the copyright for the term 'Dwarf Tossing'.
            Joshua 24:15
            And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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