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  • True Disciple
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2445

    #16
    Re: A Christian needs our help.

    Originally posted by satan's favorite holeboy View Post
    You are saying that you think Mexicans eat spaghetti? I guarantee if I ask you what Mexican's eat, you would say tacos or roaches or something, not spaghetti.
    Why on earth should Mexicans be unable to eat spaghetti?

    So in short, you say that you do recognize that there is a difference between Spanish and Italian. Thank you for your generous support!
    To me they're all spaghetti-swallowing, bull-chasing, pinata-bursting idiots who refuse to speak Godly English.
    Where did I differentiate between them in the above statement?

    Are you feeling alright, mr. Holeboy? Are your demons tormenting you again?
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • Mrs. Rogers
      compassion personified
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2692

      #17
      Re: A Christian needs our help.

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Mount Reagan is a much more decent name.
      Amen, Pastor Ezekiel. However, it would be a shame to waste the alternative offered to Mr. Mijares: Mount Yahweh. Perhaps Mount Bona or Mount Bear could be renamed in such a fashion?
      True Christians are Perfect!

      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

      For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #18
        Re: A Christian needs our help.

        Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
        Amen, Pastor Ezekiel. However, it would be a shame to waste the alternative offered to Mr. Mijares: Mount Yahweh. Perhaps Mount Bona or Mount Bear could be renamed in such a fashion?
        Well, Mount Bear has a certain ring to it.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Mrs. Rogers
          compassion personified
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2692

          #19
          Re: A Christian needs our help.

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Well, Mount Bear has a certain ring to it.
          Indeed it does, and my personal favourite is Mount Massive; however, we ought not let our personal preferences regarding existing mountain names prevent us from renaming them in order to glorify God or Republican presidents.
          True Christians are Perfect!

          Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

          Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

          For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #20
            Re: A Christian needs our help.

            Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
            Indeed it does, but like Mount Massive, we ought not let our personal preferences regarding existing mountain names prevent us from from renaming them in order to glorify God or Republican presidents.
            Yes ma'am.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Capt. Aaron Portway
              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
              Salvation from Above
              God's Favorite Pilot™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2008
              • 6309

              #21
              Re: A Christian needs our help.

              So, how long until we can have a Mount W, a Mount George, a Mount Bush, a Mount GWB, and a Mount Decider?

              Does he have to be dead first? That just seems unfair. Think about how excited he would get if they named four or five mountains after him!

              And he could use some good news too, after this whole mess with Obama, and now with George Sr. spending all that time with Clinton on that ridiculous Haiti thing, I bet President W could use a little cheering up.



              EDIT: Maybe we could have a Mount Mission Accomplished! George W. wouldn't have to be dead for that, would he?
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              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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              • Mrs. Rogers
                compassion personified
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2692

                #22
                Re: A Christian needs our help.

                Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                EDIT: Maybe we could have a Mount Mission Accomplished! George W. wouldn't have to be dead for that, would he?
                Praise, Brother Portway! I'm sure many Americans would appreciate a Mount Patriot Act also.
                True Christians are Perfect!

                Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                • True Disciple
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                  Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2445

                  #23
                  Re: A Christian needs our help.

                  Does Mount Nixon already exist?
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                  • Once was lost
                    ...but now is found.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 490

                    #24
                    Re: A Christian needs our help.

                    Although if the name suggested was Mount Obama,I would prefer Diablo. Substituting one Diablo for another would not make sense.

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                    • Capt. Aaron Portway
                      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                      Salvation from Above
                      God's Favorite Pilot™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 6309

                      #25
                      Re: A Christian needs our help.

                      Well, Contra Costa county decided to spit in Gods face AGAIN!!!

                      Contra Costa County officials oppose renaming Mt. Diablo after Reagan

                      February 24, 2010 | 3:34 pm
                      Contra Costa County officials are drafting a letter to the U.S. Board on Geographic Names opposing efforts to change the name of Mt. Diablo, the beloved landmark that rises above the East Bay.

                      The county Board of Supervisors voted unanimously Tuesday against two requests to rename the 3,849-foot peak, in part because of a groundswell of local opposition.

                      Arthur Mijares, a devout Christian, had filed paperwork with the federal board to change Mt. Diablo to Mt. Reagan, arguing that the current name -- diablo is Spanish for "devil" – is profane and offensive to Christians.
                      Once again, the voice of a right-thinking Christian has been ignored by the secularist/atheist politicians! They would rather cow-tow to Satan worshippers than honor a Godly man like President Ronald "Dutch" Reagan! It's no wonder California is in such financial trouble. I bet it is God punishing them for their heathen ways!
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                      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                      • christian18
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 5

                        #26
                        Re: A Christian needs our help.

                        they should change the rocky mountains to the hallelujah mountains in praise of Jesus

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