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  • Lutheran 'pastor' lies with male Gypsies.

    I have spoken before on how
    · Gypsies are Satan’s minions.
    · Landover has warned about false prophets
    · Landover runs the Betty Bowers B.A.S.H This is the only way to free one’s self from the abominable homer lifestyle and accept Jesus (fees apply.)

    The following is what you get if you deal with gypsies, think that Lutheranism is anything other than a perverted social gathering and are not a True Christian:

    The Rev. Tom Brock, the senior pastor at Hope Lutheran Church in North Minneapolis, is the winner who blamed August's tornado during the ELCA conference's gay clergy vote on The Gays. Yes, for real. Brock took his congregation out of ELCA because of their tolerance for homosexuality (and funding for pastor abortions), and has spent countless sermons and YouTube videos railing against you queers. But, what's this, Brock is a member of a group therapy group for recovering homosexuals?

    [Edit E.B. God hates hypocrites. Oh, they may preach God's message - homers are the cause of all woes, gypsies smell, etc., but do they walk in Jesus’ footsteps? (Who could deny that Landover is the most ungay place on earth!)]


    (Update: The original YouTube video — of Brock preaching against ELCA and the queers — was pulled in the hours after our post. Luckily, we saved a copy.)



    Brock belongs to Faith in Action, the Minnesota chapter of the Catholic Church’s Courage group, which teaches gays how to avoid giving in to their gay feelings. That's the report out of Lavender, the queer Minnesota magazine, which exposes Brock as a member of the tribe, struggling with his same-sex attractions — which proved too great on a recent trip to Slovakia. Reporter John Townsend writes about his encounter with Brock at one of these meetings (raising all sorts of questions about privacy and ethics).


    […]

    At the May 28 meeting, as usual, the priest facilitator—this time, Livingston—opened with a reading and prayer. The individual participants then shared how well or not their efforts to maintain chastity had been over the past week, or since their last attendance.

    Brock looked buffer than previously, in a tight-fitting, short-sleeve shirt that accentuated biceps and triceps more ripped than the month before.

    When it was Brock’s turn to share, he related that he recently had been on “a preaching mission to Slovakia,” where he met with other clergy.

    Then, Brock admitted, “I fell into temptation. I was weak. That place has this really, really weird, demonic energy. I just got weak, and I had been so good for a long time. Things had been going so well for a long time. There’s a lot of gypsies there.”

    According to Brock, he confessed the foregoing to someone at Hope Lutheran Church.

    Brock clearly was put off by the gypsy presence in Slovakia, continuing with a sense of revulsion in his voice, “They’re toothless, filthy; they smell, stink; and the gypsies are trained in how to pick your pocket.”

    In his video series, Brock slams ELCA Bishop Mark Hanson for his call to “combat racism” at a New Orleans youth conference.

    However, Brock did clarify that as a pastor, he got to meet a group of Christian gypsies who “were so in love with God.”
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    Re: Lutheran 'pastor' lies with male Gypsies.

    In his defense, he was perfectly right about God sending the tornado after the Lutherans voted to endorse homosexuality. God will not be mocked. I think after this, He will show the full force of His wrath and decimate Minneapolis and St. Paul with a 7.0 earthquake by the end of the summer! Mark my words!

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