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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #1

    God threw down the plane in Cuba!

    It hit the ground hard and burst into flames; 68 dead. Heavy machinery combed debris; flames still engulf the area.

    Cuba’s an idolatrous nation of raping priests, 70% divorce rate, and abortion as the preferred form of birth control for girls who marry by 14.

    Isaiah 24:13-15

    13When thus it shall be in the midst of the land among the people, there shall be as the shaking of an olive tree, and as the gleaning grapes when the vintage is done.

    14They shall lift up their voice, they shall sing for the majesty of the LORD, they shall cry aloud from the sea.

    15Wherefore glorify ye the LORD in the fires, even the name of the LORD God of Israel in the isles of the sea.

    Rejoice!


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  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #2
    Re: God threw down the plane in Cuba!

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    It hit the ground hard and burst into flames; 68 dead. Heavy machinery combed debris; flames still engulf the area.

    Cuba’s an idolatrous nation of raping priests, 70% divorce rate, and abortion as the preferred form of birth control for girls who marry by 14.

    Rejoice!



    Praise God! A Soviet made ATR full of AIDS infested Haitians landing in commie Cuba?? God likely wanted to smite the wicked over water but chose to make an example of what happens to those that hate him on land for all to see.

    Praise be to Him!
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: God threw down the plane in Cuba!

      What was a plane doing in Cuba, anyway?

      I didn't know they even had jet fuel there. Aren't they Commies, thus destitute?
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #4
        Re: God threw down the plane in Cuba!

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        What was a plane doing in Cuba, anyway?

        I didn't know they even had jet fuel there. Aren't they Commies, thus destitute?
        Canadians spit in America's eye and use it as a cheap winter escape. They even go as far as issuing Americans temporary Canadian passports so that they can "legally" fly there.

        So the jet may be Cuban but the fuel was probably "Canadian".
        Drama queen

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