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The sky police, as we on the force have come to call our brothers-in-arms at airports, exemplify the true meaning of protect and serve as far as travel is concerned.
These brave men and women are so dedicated to protecting America that they will strip the clothing off a child faster than a drunken Catholic priest on Easter if they so much as get a hunch one might be smuggling a Pokemon under their little shirts in the name of Allah.
God Bless the TSA.