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  • Another Silver Lining Behind AZ Shooting: Glock Sales Skyrocket!

    The Bluffington Post is reporting today that Glock sales in AZ have skyrocketed in AZ after the shooter used a Glock. From teh report:

    Hey, everyone. Not to unnerve you, but apparently, days after a madman went on a murdery rampage with a Glock in Arizona, Arizonans are heading to gun stores in droves to purchase the very same weapon used by Jared Lee Loughner.
    After a Glock-wielding gunman killed six people at a Tucson shopping center on Jan. 8, Greg Wolff, the owner of two Arizona gun shops, told his manager to get ready for a stampede of new customers. Wolff was right. Instead of hurting sales, the massacre had the $499 semi-automatic pistols -- popular with police, sport shooters and gangsters -- flying out the doors of his Glockmeister stores in Mesa and Phoenix.


    "We're at double our volume over what we usually do," Wolff said two days after the shooting spree that also left 14 wounded, including Democratic Representative Gabrielle Giffords, who remains in critical condition.
    Thank goodness that the Godly citizens of AZ know that when there is a mass shooting the proper thing to do is to put more guns in the hands of everyone. can you imagine the Glory of what would have happened if everyone at that rally was armed? The bullets would have been flying everywhere. This would have deterred the shooter for sure. Nothing deters a crazy lefty loon from going on a massacre like the likelihood that he will get gunned down along with everyone else!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

  • #2
    Re: Another Silver Lining Behind AZ Shooting: Glock Sales Skyrock

    Glock and Godly both start with the letter G.


    More than coincidence?
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • #3
      Re: Another Silver Lining Behind AZ Shooting: Glock Sales Skyrock

      You just can't buy that kind of publicity.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #4
        Re: Another Silver Lining Behind AZ Shooting: Glock Sales Skyrock

        Buy them now before they ban them!
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: Another Silver Lining Behind AZ Shooting: Glock Sales Skyrock

          $499 ?! That's discouraging. Can't I get a decent sidearm for less than that? I'm on a budget. Being out of work, I have concluded that getting a gun in this country is easier than getting a job.

          Naturally, that second part is all the Democrats' fault.


          Logically Yours,

          Handmaiden
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • #6
            Re: Another Silver Lining Behind AZ Shooting: Glock Sales Skyrock

            Semi-automatic pistols are for gays or women.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • #7
              Re: Another Silver Lining Behind AZ Shooting: Glock Sales Skyrock

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Semi-automatic pistols are for gays or women.
              True. A good revolver is the most reliable weapon.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: Another Silver Lining Behind AZ Shooting: Glock Sales Skyrock

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                True. A good revolver is the most reliable weapon.
                And they don't leave pesky shell casings behind as evidence!
                Yours In Christ,

                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                • #9
                  Re: Another Silver Lining Behind AZ Shooting: Glock Sales Skyrock

                  Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                  $499 ?! That's discouraging. Can't I get a decent sidearm for less than that? I'm on a budget. Being out of work, I have concluded that getting a gun in this country is easier than getting a job.

                  Naturally, that second part is all the Democrats' fault.


                  Logically Yours,

                  Handmaiden
                  Sister, I couldn't agree more. Why are guns so expensive? I'm a Pastor on a budget here!

                  How am I to defend myself against the Obamaniacs when they attack?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Another Silver Lining Behind AZ Shooting: Glock Sales Skyrock

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Sister, I couldn't agree more. Why are guns so expensive? I'm a Pastor on a budget here!
                    Here at Landover Baptist Church, we have enjoyed decades of robust discounts on weaponry, thanks to a close relationship with certain multinational conglomerates who have maintained deep roots within God's Own Party.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Another Silver Lining Behind AZ Shooting: Glock Sales Skyrock

                      Being cursed with living in Canada, I'm not entirely sure what a semi automatic weapon is. Is that a gun that you can load two rounds into at once?

                      I thought those were science fiction.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Another Silver Lining Behind AZ Shooting: Glock Sales Skyrock

                        Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                        $499 ?! That's discouraging. Can't I get a decent sidearm for less than that? I'm on a budget. Being out of work, I have concluded that getting a gun in this country is easier than getting a job.

                        Naturally, that second part is all the Democrats' fault.


                        Logically Yours,

                        Handmaiden
                        Sister, you can get a North American Arms .22 magnum revolver for just over $200.00. It's sweet, small and ready.

                        You know what they say, "The .22 in my pocket beats the .45 in your truck."

                        God Bless America!

                        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                        ~Matt. 10:33

                        ~~~~~~~
                        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                        • #13
                          Re: Another Silver Lining Behind AZ Shooting: Glock Sales Skyrock

                          Update: the upsurge in Glock sales has now gone NATION-WIDE! Shout Glory!

                          In Arizona alone, one day sales of pistols rose 60 per cent on Monday to 263, compared to 164 on the corresponding day a year ago, according to FBI statistics.
                          Yours In Christ,

                          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                          Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                          Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                          Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                          The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                          Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                          How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                          20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                          Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                          Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                          Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                          There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                          Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Another Silver Lining Behind AZ Shooting: Glock Sales Skyrock

                            Here are my babies, I frequently rub them.
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                            Leviticus 26:27-29

                            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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