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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027
    #1

    You won't Believe you're seeing this!

    From today's CNN poll:

    Who would you be more likely to support for the Republican presidential nomination?

    Rudy Giuliani
    84%
    30958

    Sarah Palin
    16%
    5699

    Total votes: 36657

    This is not a scientific poll

    ---DAMN SKIPPY IT ISN'T! ~ SUV
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    • Benedict A. Davis
      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 3900
      #2
      Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this!

      Was this poll done in New York (sin) City filled with liebrils and joos or in the Heartland where Real Americans would participate in the questions?
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this!

          Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
          Was this poll done in New York (sin) City filled with liebrils and joos or in the Heartland where Real Americans would participate in the questions?
          I guess we know the answer to that one, Brother Benedict. Just look at them using the pet name of "Rudy" instead of Rudolph
          (the red-nosed guinea-wop)

          Perhaps a mental faux pas with realizing how RUDE everyone there really is!

          How would you like for me to address you as "Benny?"

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22875
              #4
              Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this!

              Sarah Palin, 16% !!! It is obvious the number is upside down.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
                  Pastor, Physician, Scholar and Financial Genius
                  Ask me about my unlimited-income BibleCoin™ opportunities! Invest with the Best!
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2010
                  • 259
                  #5
                  Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this!

                  Dear friends,

                  There can be no doubt that the Communist News Network (CNN) rigged these numbers to sabotage Sarah Palin's inevitable victory in the next presidential elections. "Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners." (1st Corinthians 15:33)

                  Yours in Jesus Christ,

                  Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
                  How to Study the Bible - About HELL! - The Miracles of Jesus - Biblical Facts - Scientific PROOF

                  THE BIBLE SAYS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
                  Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

                  ONLY JESUS CAN SAVE YOU!

                  "That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus,
                  and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him
                  from the dead, thou shalt be saved." Romans 10:9

                  1. Admit you are a worthless sinner. Romans 3:10
                  2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent). Acts 17:30
                  3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you, was buried and
                  rose from the dead. Romans 10:9-10
                  4. Through prayer, invite Jesus into your life to become
                  your personal Savior, Boss, King and Lord. Romans 10:13
                  		What to Pray:

                  Lord Jesus, I know that I have sinned against you.
                  I know that I am not perfect and that I can never
                  please you through my own efforts. I know that I
                  deserve to be judged according to my sins. And, I
                  know that I have absolutely nothing to offer you.

                  Lord Jesus, I ask you to forgive me. I do not rely
                  on myself but only on you and I receive you as
                  Lord of my life and as savior of my soul.
                  Lord Jesus, please save me!
                  		Accepted Jesus as your Savior?
                  Now you need to:

                  1. Study your KJV Bible every day
                  to get to know Christ better.
                  2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
                  3. Be baptized, worship, fellowship,
                  and serve with other Christians
                  in a church where Christ is preached,
                  and the Bible is the final authority.
                  4. Tell others about Jesus Christ
                  until the day Jesus finally kills you.

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                    • Abigail
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 32
                      #6
                      Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this!

                      Those heathen New Yorkers obviously didn't learn anything from the judgment that God sent in 9/11!!
                      But the fearful, and unbelieving,
                      and the abominable, and murderers, and
                      whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake
                      which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. - Rev 21:8

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027
                          #7
                          Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this!

                          Originally posted by Abigail View Post
                          Those heathen New Yorkers obviously didn't learn anything from the judgment that God sent in 9/11!!
                          It's Sad. Even a Country Singer (who is supposed to be GODLY and Patriotic), that crazyface Willie Nelson, is claiming the Twin Towers "imploded."

                          Sadder still is that I don't think "imploded" is even an actual word

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                            • InvisiblePinkUnicorn
                              Unsaved trash, Hateful godmocker
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 92
                              #8
                              Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this!

                              They ran a new poll:

                              Who would you be more likely to support for the Republican presidential nomination?

                              A Retarded Chihuahua
                              84%
                              30958

                              Sarah Palin
                              16%
                              5699
                              "And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron." - Judges 1:19

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                                • Dutch Girl
                                  Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
                                  • Nov 2010
                                  • 283
                                  #9
                                  Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this!

                                  Originally posted by InvisiblePinkUnicorn View Post
                                  A Retarded Chihuahua


                                  Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                                  - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                                    • SUV
                                      True Christian™ Princess
                                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                                      Have at it, anytime!
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 11027
                                      #10
                                      Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this!



                                      That's very Patriotic of you. At least the colors are.
                                      But you are Sadly deceived if you think this will put you on even an footing with AMERICANS: Masters of the Universe!!!

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                                        • Johny Joe Hold
                                          Mayor of Freehold
                                           
                                          • Feb 2010
                                          • 12523
                                          #11
                                          Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this!

                                          Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                          From today's CNN poll:

                                          Who would you be more likely to support for the Republican presidential nomination?

                                          Rudy Giuliani
                                          84%
                                          30958

                                          Sarah Palin
                                          16%
                                          5699

                                          Total votes: 36657

                                          This is not a scientific poll

                                          ---DAMN SKIPPY IT ISN'T! ~ SUV
                                          I might be worth mentioning that Rudy was Mayor of NYC. Sarah was Mayor of Wasilla, AK. Would one care to guess which place has more homers? And, might homers be quite likely to vote in a poll like this? Hmmmm.
                                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 78555
                                              #12
                                              Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this!

                                              Originally posted by SUV View Post
                                              From today's CNN poll:

                                              Who would you be more likely to support for the Republican presidential nomination?

                                              Rudy Giuliani
                                              84%
                                              30958

                                              Sarah Palin
                                              16%
                                              5699

                                              Total votes: 36657

                                              This is not a scientific poll

                                              ---DAMN SKIPPY IT ISN'T! ~ SUV
                                              I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts that they did that poll in Joo York City.

                                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                  Honorary True Christian™
                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • May 2008
                                                  • 13996
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this!

                                                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                                  Sarah Palin, 16% !!! It is obvious the number is upside down.
                                                  Yes! It should surely have been 19%.

                                                  Why not put Sarah Palin up against a more realistic opponent, say Mike Huckabee, or "Oven" Mitt Romney, or Sarah's lesbian gal-pal Tammy Bruce?
                                                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                    • SUV
                                                      True Christian™ Princess
                                                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                                                      Have at it, anytime!
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 11027
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: You won't Believe you're seeing this!

                                                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                                      "Oven" Mitt Romney
                                                      My GOD, Reverend, you Certainly are "on" today. "Oven" Mitt Romney

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