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  • Spam text message explodes suicide bomber

    Bwahahahaha!



    I laughed so hard I almost lost consciousness when I read this.

    A terrorist plot in Moscow was foiled New Year’s Eve when an unexpected text message reportedly detonated a suicide bomber’s explosives prematurely, Russian security told The Daily Telegraph.
    The “Black Widow” bomber, who may belong to the group that attacked Moscow’s Domodedovo airport on Monday, planned to set off her suicide belt near Red Square, potentially killing hundreds of people, the newspaper reported.
    Instead, security sources believe that a text message wishing the woman a happy new year from her mobile phone provider set off the explosives hours before the planned attack, The Daily Telegraph said.
    News agencies said the bomber, who has yet to be identified, was killed and the building destroyed by the blast, but that another man and woman possibly connected to the plot managed to escape.
    Yay SPAM!!!!!

  • #2
    Re: Spam text message explodes suicide bomber

    In a way this is a shame. We can no longer say that spam is totally useless.
    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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    • #3
      Re: Spam text message explodes suicide bomber

      I know a miracle when I see one!

      Shout glory!
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • #4
        Re: Spam text message explodes suicide bomber

        Maybe it was her daily quran verse who blowed her up.
        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
        -Holocaust Jokes
        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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        • #5
          Re: Spam text message explodes suicide bomber

          I am reluctant to say this text was spam. It was obviously from GOD
          My guide to beating children!
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          ATTENTION SINNERS! Read this before it's too late!

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          • #6
            Re: Spam text message explodes suicide bomber

            I have mixed feelings here. On one hand, a suicide bomber got taken out by Jesus and His Android. On the other hand, many Godless commies that would of gone to Hell are still among us. The suicide bomber was doomed anyways. Not like any Real Americans(r) would of gotten hurt.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #7
              Re: Spam text message explodes suicide bomber

              So the terrorist HQ ordered her to blow herself up on her birthday?

              Damn, those folks need a better union . . .


              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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