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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22864

    #1

    Nigras send up Satellite

    I'm sure that God doesn't want this thing buzzing about His Heaven. I reckon it will fall out the sky in a few days
    Historic African telecom satellite launched
    SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico — Africa's first private-sector communications satellite that will provide broadband and wireless services has been launched from South America bearing South African statesman Nelson Mandela's signature, [Edit:a large "X"] according to a statement from Arianespace on Saturday.

    The Ariane 5 took off late Friday from French Guiana carrying the Intelsat New Dawn, which was built through a joint venture with Intelsat and Convergence Partners consortium. The satellite also was imprinted with a Zulu phrase that means: "Go Well, New Dawn." [Edit: Which in Zulu is, “Ooga-Booga Uhuru Jumbo”]

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Nigras send up Satellite

    No doubt it's loaded with pie-tracking cameras.
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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
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      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: Nigras send up Satellite

      It's amazing what a bunch of negros can accomplish when they get together and imitate their white heroes. They are almost like people themselves.
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      • Born Again Bob
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        • Sep 2006
        • 2318

        #4
        Re: Nigras send up Satellite

        South Africa. Whites, surely.
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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: Nigras send up Satellite

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          "launched from South America"
          The laziness of the negro is boundless...they even had to get some Messicans to launch the thing for them.

          This is precisely why God had us enslave them:

          (Proverbs 12:24) "The hand of the diligent shall bear rule: but the slothful shall be under tribute."

          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
          Last edited by Born Again Bob; 04-25-2011, 02:59 AM.
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          • wait_what
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            • Mar 2011
            • 592

            #6
            Re: Nigras send up Satellite

            This is just some new way for them to find out "where all da white women is at."
            The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
            Give her a shovel.
            Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
            19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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            • Lycia The Repentant
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              • Sep 2010
              • 2019

              #7
              Re: Nigras send up Satellite

              Originally posted by wait_what View Post
              This is just some new way for them to find out "where all da white women is at."
              Oh my GOODNESS!! Are they going to be spying on us white women with this thing?

              America needs to shoot this thing down immediately! We ladies aren't safe if there's some sort of rape GPS tracking device filming us!!
              "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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              • wait_what
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                • Mar 2011
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                #8
                Re: Nigras send up Satellite

                Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                Oh my GOODNESS!! Are they going to be spying on us white women with this thing?

                America needs to shoot this thing down immediately! We ladies aren't safe if there's some sort of rape GPS tracking device filming us!!
                Until that is done, might I suggest the prayer closet. Satellites can't see you there. If you would like, my wife would not mind if you shared hers. There is safety in numbers. Here in Idaho we don't have many negro fellas, and a firearm is always within reach in case they come a snoopin'
                The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
                Give her a shovel.
                Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
                19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

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                • James Hutchins
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                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: Nigras send up Satellite

                  I just want to know where they stole the satellite from.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Remy Lebeau
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                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2058

                    #10
                    Re: Nigras send up Satellite

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                    No doubt it's loaded with pie-tracking cameras.
                    Don't forget to close your drapes, ladies. Negroidials are peeping at you.
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                    • Questioning
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                      • Apr 2011
                      • 29

                      #11
                      Re: Nigras send up Satellite

                      The way you speak about coloured people is terrible. You truely oughtta be ashamed if you think they're somehow inferior due to the pigment of their skin.

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                      • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                        • Jun 2009
                        • 8622

                        #12
                        Re: Nigras send up Satellite

                        Originally posted by Questioning View Post
                        The way you speak about coloured people is terrible. You truely oughtta be ashamed if you think they're somehow inferior due to the pigment of their skin.
                        I love the subtle racism in your choice of "colored people", which is not what blacks would appreciate. Perhaps the racism you fear most is the one you most secretly harbor?

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                        • Remy Lebeau
                          LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                          President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2058

                          #13
                          Re: Nigras send up Satellite

                          Originally posted by Questioning View Post
                          The way you speak about coloured people is terrible. You truely oughtta be ashamed if you think they're somehow inferior due to the pigment of their skin.
                          We do not care about pigment no matter how blurple their gums might be. We never said anything about negroidials being inferior because of melanin content. We judge people on the content of their character.

                          Why do racist people such as yourself always have to obsess over skin color?
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                          • Questioning
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                            • Apr 2011
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                            #14
                            Re: Nigras send up Satellite

                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                            I love the subtle racism in your choice of "colored people", which is not what blacks would appreciate. Perhaps the racism you fear most is the one you most secretly harbor?
                            I meant coloured people in general, not specifically blacks. Bullshit infracting me for that - I was trying to /stop/ the racism here. Calling blacks lazy and saying it must have been whites. You can kindly smd and learn to moderate properly instead of selectively against people who don't completely agree with your extremist version of the Bible.

                            Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                            We do not care about pigment no matter how blurple their gums might be. We never said anything about negroidials being inferior because of melanin content. We judge people on the content of their character.

                            Why do racist people such as yourself always have to obsess over skin color?
                            Negroidials? That's not even a word.
                            Lol at calling me racist and ignoring all the "SURELY IT WAS WHITES" and "The laziness of the negro is boundless...they even had to get some Messicans to launch the thing for them."

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #15
                              Re: Nigras send up Satellite

                              Originally posted by Questioning View Post
                              I meant coloured people in general, not specifically blacks. Bullshit infracting me for that - I was trying to /stop/ the racism here. Calling blacks lazy and saying it must have been whites. You can kindly smd and learn to moderate properly instead of selectively against people who don't completely agree with your extremist version of the Bible.
                              What are these fantastic claims you are making? You should be horse-whipped for your slander, sir.

                              Please point out ONE SINGLE INSTANCE where a True Christian has presented Scripture that is in ANY way different from the KJV Bible.

                              Originally posted by Questioning View Post
                              Negroidials? That's not even a word.


                              Of course it is. Why, I've seen it used in the very thread several times.

                              Originally posted by Questioning View Post
                              Lol at calling me racist and ignoring all the "SURELY IT WAS WHITES" and "The laziness of the negro is boundless...they even had to get some Messicans to launch the thing for them."
                              That is my quote and there is absolutely nothing racist about it: I am merely describing the well-known and well-documented characteristics of the Negroidials.

                              If there is anything in that statement that seems inappropriate, it's how on earth were the Messicans goaded into doing so much work in the FIRST place? I can only assume the lash was brought down on their backs quite frequently.

                              Yours in Christ,

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