Why Britain is not Great. God must hate the UK.

[eliot mayfield]

UK= uuuch! That place is so far left, it's curved behind itself! Americans, I am not making this up. What I'm about to post true. You won't believe it and be glad we freed ourselves from the liberal shackles of King Georgie and his ilk those hundreds of years ago. There was a Mayfield fighting them and it makes me proud when I read stories like this!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-13885457

A burglar has been stabbed to death and the householder arrested on suspicion of murder after an attempted break-in at his house in Salford.
Four masked men attempted to get into a house in Ethel Avenue before midnight on Wednesday.
The stabbed man, 26, is believed to have been carried away by the other intruders as they fled, before being dumped in a street in Pendlebury.
Peter Flanagan, 57, son Neil, 29, and his son's girlfriend are being held.
The men and the 21-year-old woman are being questioned on suspicion of murder.
A 999 call was made from the house, during which the caller said four masked men were trying to break in.

Police said the stabbed man was found on Hospital Road and died a short time later.
Ch Supt Kevin Mulligan, who heads Greater Manchester Police's Salford division, said the man suffered "at least one stab wound" during an altercation in the house involving at least one person from the address and four people breaking in.

Yes, in England you get accused of murder for protecting your house! No wonder we've had to save them so many times in wars. They probably had their own army in a concentration camp because the were going to shoot Germans!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Yes, in England you get accused of murder for protecting your house!

That is insane! So in England if a rapist knocks on your door, you have to let him in and let him have his way? No wonder everyone in England is always drunk. They are trying to forget all the horrible things that happened to them.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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UK= uuuch! That place is so far left, it's curved behind itself! Americans, I am not making this up. What I'm about to post true. You won't believe it and be glad we freed ourselves from the liberal shackles of King Georgie and his ilk those hundreds of years ago. There was a Mayfield fighting them and it makes me proud when I read stories like this!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-13885457

Yes, in England you get accused of murder for protecting your house! No wonder we've had to save them so many times in wars. They probably had their own army in a concentration camp because the were going to shoot Germans!

That is so typical of those limp-wristed Brits!

You know that wouldn't happen here in Freehold! Well for one thing, nobody here is so stupid that they would try to defend their house with just a knife. I mean come on, that's why God created guns!

If those four thieves tried to break into MY house, they sure as heck wouldn't be able to drop anybody off at the emergency room! I tell you what, they'd all need to dropped off alright, at the ding danged MORGUE!

[eliot mayfield]

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In England they outlawed guns, so now only criminals have them. I bet next they outlaw knives! Then they'll have to cut their steaks with a spoon!

[Frederick Bloomers]

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In England they outlawed guns, so now only criminals have them. I bet next they outlaw knives! Then they'll have to cut their steaks with a spoon!

Bizarrely, the wacko government have made it illegal to carry a knife, but not a chainsaw How are you supposed to cut your steak with a chainsaw?

Other stupid liberal problems with this country: the NHS, socialist education, can't get drunk and rape your daughters, can't stone women who get raped... I need to leave this hell-hole quickly

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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The British pay something so much tax that it would probably be cheaper to not bother working and let the Government just pay for everything.

The British invented income tax,

Income Tax was announced in 1798, and introduced in 1799, as a means of paying for the war against the French forces under Napoleon. France was threatening to invade, and had already landed briefly in Wales and Ireland.

As far as I am aware, Great Britain is no longer at war with France*, but such is the state of their eduction system, no one knows this and they still keep paying!


*It would probably be a good thing if they were - France is crawling with Muslims, although it's hard to tell the French and the Muslims apart.

[New Creation (Recalcitrant)]

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Indeed. Both the French and Mooslims are having outrageous amounts of sex- the only difference being that the French use birth control.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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At least the Muslims will mutilate their daughters' genitalia as soon as they are born. This is a good thing because it traumatizes them.

Genesis 3:16 (King James Version) Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

[Zechariah Smyth]

In England they outlawed guns, so now only criminals have them. I bet next they outlaw knives! Then they'll have to cut their steaks with a spoon!

The Brits boil their steaks in water for several hours, so cutting them with a spoon is entirely within the realm of possibility.

Yours in Christ,

Zech
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[Shela Tansper]

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can't stone women who get raped

I thought that was a moooslim thing

[Humongous]

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well, them english is a bunch queen kissin round tablers! anybody comes on my property unannounced, they get a blast a buckshot from Daddy's (RIP) sawed off! liken sometime back when one of them left-wing conspirators from the Census bureau wanna come and count folks in MY trailer! well i smelled him commin from a mile away, and I started brandishin Daddy's sawed off when he came to the door? he turned to run, and I shot that beancounter right in the kidneys! well, now it looks like the only thing he'll be countin is trips to the dialysis center! shoot!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I thought that was a moooslim thing

No. They stole it from us.

Deuteronomy 22:23-24 "If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you."