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Praise Jesus!
God saw fit to warn godless Scotland by smiting its capital with hail and lightning and flash flooding today.
The skirt-wearers have been surely given notice that God wants them to dress like men and wear underwear.
Well you'd better start thinking about it, heathen! Christ didn't suffer and die to be reborn - shout GLORY! - so you could mince around dancing over swords wearing women's attire!
Next time the lightning will be more direct and aimed at your sinful heart!
No sinners were killed but perhaps a few of them are kneeling soggily and begging the Lord for forgiveness.
A kilt-wearing Scottish god-hater.
God saw fit to warn godless Scotland by smiting its capital with hail and lightning and flash flooding today.
The skirt-wearers have been surely given notice that God wants them to dress like men and wear underwear.
"I'm just a bit a bit concerned that there may be some damage. There was thunder and lightning and it just started pouring and pouring and pouring. And then it stopped and we didn't think anything of it.
"Then Alex came home and he said there's cars floating down the street."
"Then Alex came home and he said there's cars floating down the street."
Next time the lightning will be more direct and aimed at your sinful heart!
No sinners were killed but perhaps a few of them are kneeling soggily and begging the Lord for forgiveness.
A kilt-wearing Scottish god-hater.
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