God prevents fornicators from bringing heathen children into the world

[Redeemed Papist]

God has noticed a "honeymooning couple" and righteously smitten the husband in a deadly shark attack! Secularists are shocked to see this "tragedy" and are mystified about it but it's pretty obvious why God would have hated them.

She said: “I loved him so much and he was a very special husband, a thoughtful son and a devoted brother. He worked tirelessly to give us both a wonderful married life and home and I want to thank him for nine years of joy.

Yes, you read that right. They just got married but had been living in fornication for nine years previously. God clearly spotted their sham of a marriage for what it was and acted in good time to stop them breeding and bringing more fornicators into the world.

Sing Glory!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: God prevents fornicators from bringing heathen children into the world

I am always overjoyed to read that Jesus intercedes in our daily lives and brings truth and justice to the world. Pastor Zeke's News Wire is truly and inspiration to us all and serves as an example to sinners to mend their ways.