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I am extremely offended by this! How can this even be legal?! 
And here is the lyrics:
HOLLYWOOD favourite Johnny Depp’s bid for Christmas chart success has caused a religious storm.
The Pirates Of The Caribbean heart-throb is hoping to rival The X Factor with the song Jesus Stag Night Club.
It tells the tale of a boozing, stolen car-driving Jesus look-alike who gets his kicks at lap-dancing clubs.
Furious religious groups have demanded the song be banned from the air-waves.
Depp has teamed up with band Babybird to record the tune.
Lee Douglas, spokesman for the religious pressure group The Christian Coalition, lashed Depp for his “blasphemy”.
He said: “I’m sure he thinks he’s being very funny but he’s simply a disgrace.
“One day, Johnny Depp and his cronies will face the judgment of our Lord and they will burn in hell for this filth.” The Focus on the Family campaign group also ripped into Depp over the “appalling” song.
A spokesman said: “We are sickened by Mr Depp’s behaviour. Why did he need to record this song?
“It is a slap in the face to Christians all over the world.” It is the second time Depp has recorded with the You’re Gorgeous chart-toppers.
He played guitar on their song Unloveable last year.
Depp, 48, who helped to finance their pop comeback, is said to be “not concerned” about the controversy.
Babybird frontman Stephen Jones, 49, said: “Some people have no sense of humour.”
The Pirates Of The Caribbean heart-throb is hoping to rival The X Factor with the song Jesus Stag Night Club.
It tells the tale of a boozing, stolen car-driving Jesus look-alike who gets his kicks at lap-dancing clubs.
Furious religious groups have demanded the song be banned from the air-waves.
Depp has teamed up with band Babybird to record the tune.
Lee Douglas, spokesman for the religious pressure group The Christian Coalition, lashed Depp for his “blasphemy”.
He said: “I’m sure he thinks he’s being very funny but he’s simply a disgrace.
“One day, Johnny Depp and his cronies will face the judgment of our Lord and they will burn in hell for this filth.” The Focus on the Family campaign group also ripped into Depp over the “appalling” song.
A spokesman said: “We are sickened by Mr Depp’s behaviour. Why did he need to record this song?
“It is a slap in the face to Christians all over the world.” It is the second time Depp has recorded with the You’re Gorgeous chart-toppers.
He played guitar on their song Unloveable last year.
Depp, 48, who helped to finance their pop comeback, is said to be “not concerned” about the controversy.
Babybird frontman Stephen Jones, 49, said: “Some people have no sense of humour.”
Saw a man in a bar with his hair like a lady
Bloody thorns ’round his ears like he was a crazy
He had holes in his hands and a cross for a spine
Crushed a berry in his Perrier and called it wine
He said, “There’s great sadness in life, but don’t sit there and blub:
Here’s some tickets for your friends to the Jesus Stag Night Club!”
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was hanging naked off a church spire
Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
Felt like I was Jesus on fire
Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
I begged my dad (?) to take me to a strip bar
Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
Drove myself home in a stolen car
Turn a bird upside down and it lies in your fingers like a dead man
When you throw it in the air it’s resurrected from your hand
We went to a motel, he showed me his Bible
I said, “Tell me the truth,” while he looked me in the eyeball
He said, “There’s great happiness in life but don’t just sit there in love:
Here’s some tickets for your friends to the Jesus Stag Night Club!”
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was getting on a night bus
Lyin’ on the laps of my good friends
Judas Priest and Lazarus
I’m getting married in the big bad morning
But it feels like I’m giving birth
I feel so happy I could scream
“This is my last few seconds on Earth”
Saw a man in the street lying on the floor beaten up
He had a fish finger sandwich and a yellow-handled (?) coffee cup
I bent down drunk and tried to pick him up
But when I turned around I could see…it was Jesus…
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was hanging on a church spire
Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
Felt like I was Jesus on fire
Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
I begged my dad (?) to take me to a strip bar
Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
Drove myself home in a stolen car
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was getting on a night bus
Lyin’ on the laps of my good friends
Judas Priest and Lazarus
I’m getting married in the big bad morning
But it feels like I’m giving birth
I feel so happy I could scream
“This is my last few seconds on Earth!”
Bloody thorns ’round his ears like he was a crazy
He had holes in his hands and a cross for a spine
Crushed a berry in his Perrier and called it wine
He said, “There’s great sadness in life, but don’t sit there and blub:
Here’s some tickets for your friends to the Jesus Stag Night Club!”
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was hanging naked off a church spire
Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
Felt like I was Jesus on fire
Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
I begged my dad (?) to take me to a strip bar
Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
Drove myself home in a stolen car
Turn a bird upside down and it lies in your fingers like a dead man
When you throw it in the air it’s resurrected from your hand
We went to a motel, he showed me his Bible
I said, “Tell me the truth,” while he looked me in the eyeball
He said, “There’s great happiness in life but don’t just sit there in love:
Here’s some tickets for your friends to the Jesus Stag Night Club!”
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was getting on a night bus
Lyin’ on the laps of my good friends
Judas Priest and Lazarus
I’m getting married in the big bad morning
But it feels like I’m giving birth
I feel so happy I could scream
“This is my last few seconds on Earth”
Saw a man in the street lying on the floor beaten up
He had a fish finger sandwich and a yellow-handled (?) coffee cup
I bent down drunk and tried to pick him up
But when I turned around I could see…it was Jesus…
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was hanging on a church spire
Tied by my ankles to a weathervane
Felt like I was Jesus on fire
Cuffed to the bumper of a big truck
I begged my dad (?) to take me to a strip bar
Drank kerosene slammers through my eyeballs
Drove myself home in a stolen car
I can’t remember where I was last night
Think I was getting on a night bus
Lyin’ on the laps of my good friends
Judas Priest and Lazarus
I’m getting married in the big bad morning
But it feels like I’m giving birth
I feel so happy I could scream
“This is my last few seconds on Earth!”
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