As your Sheriff and Protector, it is my pleasure to announce our latest initiative to certify righteousness and chastity in your community.
OPERATION: DONKEY PUNCH

The objective of Operation: Donkey Punch (DP for short) is to create a comprehensive catalog of all voters who punch their ballot for liberal or Democratic candidates.
The end result will be a database that works similar to the sex offenders registry that allows citizens to find out if a neighborhood is safe for their Christian families, or if a co-worker has left-leaning sympathies.
The Sheriff's Office has full confidence that this new initiative will make for a safer, happier Freehold for all its citizens in this coming election year!
OPERATION: DONKEY PUNCH

The objective of Operation: Donkey Punch (DP for short) is to create a comprehensive catalog of all voters who punch their ballot for liberal or Democratic candidates.
The end result will be a database that works similar to the sex offenders registry that allows citizens to find out if a neighborhood is safe for their Christian families, or if a co-worker has left-leaning sympathies.
The Sheriff's Office has full confidence that this new initiative will make for a safer, happier Freehold for all its citizens in this coming election year!
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