Sheriff Announces Operation: Donkey Punch

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

As your Sheriff and Protector, it is my pleasure to announce our latest initiative to certify righteousness and chastity in your community.

OPERATION: DONKEY PUNCH



The objective of Operation: Donkey Punch (DP for short) is to create a comprehensive catalog of all voters who punch their ballot for liberal or Democratic candidates.

The end result will be a database that works similar to the sex offenders registry that allows citizens to find out if a neighborhood is safe for their Christian families, or if a co-worker has left-leaning sympathies.

The Sheriff's Office has full confidence that this new initiative will make for a safer, happier Freehold for all its citizens in this coming election year!

[James Hutchins]

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Sheriff, can the CCFBL(r) (Concerned Citizens For a Better Landover) submit names for investigation? I know that Mrs. Johnson (COM's neighbor) needs some investigating.

[SUV]

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It's probably Shane in disguise

[VictoryOS]

Re: Sheriff Announces Operation: Donkey Punch

Operation Donkey Punch has such a nice ring to it! It shows that you're serious about the problem and want to put an end to it without directly threatening anyone in particular. Nobody can "DP" like my wonderful and loving husband, Officer Richards!

[SUV]

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I Hope our annual Operation Coyote Hunt has not been called off in deference to this

There is room for all manner of the Joyful Killing of animals when you're Christian!