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  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817

    #1

    Multiple Jesus spottings in UK

    This must be a signal that the end of time is swiftly approaching. Unsaved take heed.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...oorboards.html
    Come climb my mountains.
  • Catherine Moore
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2012
    • 315

    #2
    Re: Multiple Jesus spottings in UK

    GLORY

    And to think people criticise the Daily Mail

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    • Noah Sole
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2012
      • 865

      #3
      Re: Multiple Jesus spottings in UK

      I think I should spend more time inspecting pub floorboards

      Numbers 21:16
      And from thence they went to Beer: that is the well whereof the LORD spake unto Moses, Gather the people together, and I will give them water.
      Genesis 7:5
      And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


      John 8:32
      And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14076

        #4
        Re: Multiple Jesus spottings in UK

        Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
        ...Numbers 21:16 And from thence they went to Beer: that is the well whereof the LORD spake unto Moses, Gather the people together, and I will give them water.
        No real ale back then, huh?

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #5
          Re: Multiple Jesus spottings in UK

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          No real ale back then, huh?
          You'll not be laughing at linguistic coincidences when you're burning and impaled on Satan's pecker, atheist scum!
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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