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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #16
    Re: Should young ladies play soccer?

    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
    That's the thing between a girl's legs, right?
    Only if it resonates to B Flat Major.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • Noah Sole
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2012
      • 865

      #17
      Re: Should young ladies play soccer?

      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
      Only if it resonates to B Flat Major.
      Ah my wife has one of them - I know what to call it now.
      Genesis 7:5
      And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


      John 8:32
      And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #18
        Re: Should young ladies play soccer?

        On top of everything else ALL women's sport is boring. They just don't have the brain power to coordinate muscles other than their pelvic floor muscles in an meaningful way.

        Only today Mrs Niles was flapping her jaw muscles and not making a lick of sense.

        That's why women should not drive or operate heavy machinery.

        It's not worth the risk.

        YIC
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        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Swedish eskimo
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2012
          • 226

          #19
          Re: Should young ladies play soccer?

          All women should stay in the kitchen and make good food for their husbands!

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          • Noah Sole
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2012
            • 865

            #20
            Re: Should young ladies play soccer?

            Wow - you've got an igloo with a kitchen?
            Genesis 7:5
            And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


            John 8:32
            And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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            • Titus Templeton
              Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
              Jesus macht frei
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2010
              • 5912

              #21
              Re: Should young ladies play soccer?

              What if one of them has their menstration and the gras is bloody. The place will be unclean for seven days (Leviticus 15:19-30)
              That means no more games for seven days.
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              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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