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  • Titus Templeton
    Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
    Jesus macht frei
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2010
    • 5912

    #1

    Sun hits earth TODAY! - Will Jesus rescue us?

    Or will he rescue only those nations that obey is word?

    Psalm 9:17
    The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
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    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
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    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: Sun hits earth TODAY! - Will Jesus rescue us?

    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
    Or will he rescue only those nations that obey is word?

    Psalm 9:17
    The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
    We are promised Heaven. I hope God kills us all. Then there will be justice.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Higgins
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2010
      • 314

      #3
      Re: Sun hits earth TODAY! - Will Jesus rescue us?

      I am convinced that God Fearing Dixie (and of course Freehold) will be saved. All other god-less yankees and carpet baggers will most likely have to endure this:



      Which we all know are Eskimo Satan Lights that cause cancer.
      Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

      Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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      • Jedediah
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Fisher of Men
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2010
        • 6824

        #4
        Re: Sun hits earth TODAY! - Will Jesus rescue us?

        They said on Fox News that the sun will hit France. So it looks like our prayers for righteous judgment against the frogs are being answered. We'll be fine.
        II Thessalonians 1:7-9
        And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
        In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
        Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



        The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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        • godswraith1
          Unsaved trash, demonic godmocker
          • Aug 2012
          • 64

          #5
          Re: Sun hits earth TODAY! - Will Jesus rescue us?

          Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
          They said on Fox News that the sun will hit France. So it looks like our prayers for righteous judgment against the frogs are being answered. We'll be fine.
          But does America not have the most sinners in the world like Iv asked this question before and it's gone unanswered
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78555

            #6
            Re: Sun hits earth TODAY! - Will Jesus rescue us?

            Originally posted by godswraith1 View Post
            But does America not have the most sinners in the world like Iv asked this question before and it's gone unanswered
            The answer is: No. America is God's favorite country.

            The country with the most sinners is North Korea, Russia, China, Japan and Africa (100%).
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • godswraith1
              Unsaved trash, demonic godmocker
              • Aug 2012
              • 64

              #7
              Re: Sun hits earth TODAY! - Will Jesus rescue us?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              The answer is: No. America is God's favorite country.

              The country with the most sinners is North Korea, Russia, China, Japan and Africa (100%).
              Ok what about America allowing gay marriage
              Could be wrong but I belive it was the first country to allow obortion
              WBC was burned and protests attacked so not everyone belives in the whole bible
              Also highest drug and alchol problem in the world
              Gay pride parades get the highest turn out worldwide
              The American tv series all seem to support hookers drug taking adultery
              Etc
              I could name a lot more reasons

              And America has still failed to kill Justin bieber so I don't see how god can love America
              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #8
                Re: Sun hits earth TODAY! - Will Jesus rescue us?

                Originally posted by godswraith1 View Post
                ...And America has still failed to kill Justin bieber so I don't see how god can love America
                Justin Bieber's Canadian, twit, and the US hasn't messed with us in 200 years ('cause they got spanked last time).

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                • Deaner
                  Christ's Love Messenger
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5932

                  #9
                  Re: Sun hits earth TODAY! - Will Jesus rescue us?

                  It would be kinda neat to see Justin Bieber get a lightning bolt up his ass.

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                  • godswraith1
                    Unsaved trash, demonic godmocker
                    • Aug 2012
                    • 64

                    #10
                    Re: Sun hits earth TODAY! - Will Jesus rescue us?

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Justin Bieber's Canadian, twit, and the US hasn't messed with us in 200 years ('cause they got spanked last time).
                    That's even more of a reason
                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #11
                      Re: Sun hits earth TODAY! - Will Jesus rescue us?

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      It would be kinda neat to see Justin Bieber get a lightning bolt up his ass.
                      Brother, I pray for something very similar to that each and every day, right before bedtime.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #12
                        Re: Sun hits earth TODAY! - Will Jesus rescue us?

                        Originally posted by godswraith1 View Post
                        Ok what about America allowing gay marriage
                        Could be wrong but I belive it was the first country to allow obortion
                        No. The first recorded induced abortions were performed in ancient Egypt, by pagans.

                        But thank you for persecuting us anyway.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: Sun hits earth TODAY! - Will Jesus rescue us?

                          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                          It would be kinda neat to see Justin Bieber get a lightning bolt up his ass.
                          Are you sure about that, Brother? I don't think I'd wanna see that.

                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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