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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2355

    #1

    God hits Sweden with unusually cold temperatures

    God is sending a clear warning to the people of Norway, and all the sodomites who are planning to travel there after it has been declared as the nr. 1 sodomy friendly tourist destination in the world. Booked your tickets faggots? Well you might reconsider that now cause it sure ain't gonna be any hot gay anal sex. Weather is not suppoed to be like this in spring, combined with the recent gay tourism award, what other explanation than God could it be?

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    Sweden hit by 'unusually low' temperatures


    Temperatures in Sweden are ten degrees Celsius colder than usual at this time of year, with experts predicting that the "unusually low" thermometer readings are likely to stick around for the week.

    Even though the calendar suggests that it's March, the thermometer is behaving like it's January.

    The mercury dropped as low as -20C in Stockholm on Sunday night, and -22C in some parts of Dalarna in central Sweden. While these two areas were among the worst hit, the chill was felt across the whole country.

    "Only Munka-Ljunby in north-western Skåne (southern Sweden) recorded higher then zero, but not by much - just 0.2C," wrote Sweden's weather agency SMHI on its website.

    SEE ALSO: Photo gallery - walking through a Swedish winter wonderland

    Experts have suggested that the winter chill wasn't just a one-off, either.

    "We'll have below-freezing temperatures even during the day time for the whole week," Linnea Rehn, meteorologist at SMHI, told the TT news agency.

    After the week is over, Rehn predicted that the weather should reflect something more like spring.

    "It will be milder by then, especially in southern Sweden," she said.
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22880

    #2
    Re: God hits Sweden with unusually cold temperatures

    In my "Why all other Gods are False" monograph, the origins of Eskimo Religion (Woden, Thor, Lokki, Vishnu, Freya, etc.) predicts that the world will end in ice.

    These temperatures are no more than a few blips that God causes in order to give us something to talk about. The stupid Eskimos thought that a few cold winters would predict their Armageddon.

    This is typical of the uneducated, who notice when something happens but fail to notice it when it doesn't. In this way, false gods and religions and other superstitious garbage are created.

    Anyway, the temperatures are in Sweden, Norway is miles away, it's a small island to the north of Scotland.

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    • Seth Campbell
      Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 1565

      #3
      Re: God hits Sweden with unusually cold temperatures

      Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
      God is sending a clear warning to the people of Norway, and all the sodomites who are planning to travel there after it has been declared as the nr. 1 sodomy friendly tourist destination in the world. Booked your tickets faggots? Well you might reconsider that now cause it sure ain't gonna be any hot gay anal sex. Weather is not suppoed to be like this in spring, combined with the recent gay tourism award, what other explanation than God could it be?

      http://www.thelocal.se/46660/20130311/#.UT5VwdavKSo
      So the Homers are upset because Sweden is cold? I thought Sweden was supposed to be cold. Or are they upset because it destroys their "global warming" theories.

      Oh, and I hope they freeze their peckers off in the -22 temperatures.
      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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      • Godfly
        Descended from Rapes
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 1552

        #4
        Re: God hits Sweden with unusually cold temperatures

        Those idiots talk about southern Sweeden! There is no southern Sweeden, Sweeden is in the north!
        Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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