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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12921

    #1

    God punishes Oklahoma City with a massive tornado

    God sent a massive (two miles wide!) tornado to a suburb of Oklahoma City, destroying a high school and many homes.

    http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/20/us/sev...her/index.html
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
  • Godfly
    Descended from Rapes
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1552

    #2
    Re: God punishes Oklahoma City with a massive tornado

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    God sent a massive (two miles wide!) tornado to a suburb of Oklahoma City, destroying a high school and many homes.

    http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/20/us/sev...her/index.html
    This is what happens when kids can't pray in school.
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14201

      #3
      Re: God punishes Oklahoma City with a massive tornado

      If they had been covered with prayer would God have prevented them from living in His tornado's path, Mr Godfly? Or from building a school there?

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      • Godfly
        Descended from Rapes
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 1552

        #4
        Re: God punishes Oklahoma City with a massive tornado

        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
        If they had been covered with prayer would God have prevented them from living in His tornado's path, Mr Godfly? Or from building a school there?
        Either or
        Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: God punishes Oklahoma City with a massive tornado

          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
          If they had been covered with prayer would God have prevented them from living in His tornado's path, Mr Godfly? Or from building a school there?
          Well there's never been a tornado in Freehold, and our school children are led in daily prayer and praise exercises, and encouraged to pray freely and frequently in class and out.

          Just sayin'.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12417

            #6
            Re: God punishes Oklahoma City with a massive tornado

            Of course, the liberal press will not tell us this. Shortly before the tornado leveled Moore, the town stuck its figure in God's eye.

            Moore, OK, made a big effort to preserve one the Indian native languages, Kiowa. Obviously, God wants the entire world to speak only Engish, and Moore started getting uppity. Now we know not to mess with God:

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            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #7
              Re: God punishes Oklahoma City with a massive tornado

              Well here's your answer. There are no fewer than 22 tittie bars in Moore, Oklahoma! They even have stripper bars for women to go and wallow in sin. Is it any wonder that God sent them a giant hurricane?

              I Praise Him for it!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12921

                #8
                Re: God punishes Oklahoma City with a massive tornado

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Well here's your answer. There are no fewer than 22 tittie bars in Moore, Oklahoma! They even have stripper bars for women to go and wallow in sin. Is it any wonder that God sent them a giant hurricane?

                I Praise Him for it!
                In my initial post I stated that a high school was hit - actually, two elementary schools were destroyed.

                Also, this is the third time since 1999 that Moore is hit by a tornado - God really hates these folks!
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • H. Montague Worthington
                  True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2716

                  #9
                  Re: God punishes Oklahoma City with a massive tornado

                  One would think that God would have had San FranSISSYco, GreenWITCH Village, New WHOREleans, MiamI, HollyWEIRD, or Las VegASS higher on His hit list, but after seeing the evidence uncovered by the fine people of Landover Baptist, it's not AT ALL surprising that He chose to target His wrath on these sinful people flaunting their transgressions in the Heart of the Bible Belt!!

                  GLORY!!

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                  • Chastity Goodbody
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2013
                    • 34

                    #10
                    Re: God punishes Oklahoma City with a massive tornado

                    Seeing what a den of iniquity this Moore, Oklahoma is, I think the Lord has shown these sinners great mercy by not mixing a little fire and brimstone into that tornado. The Gomorreans were not so lucky.

                    Here's hoping the survivors will learn the Lord's lesson, turn from their evil ways and flock to Him.

                    Praise the Lord's loving kindness!
                    For every sinner who burns in Hell, there's a little more room for the rest of us in Heaven.

                    Hosea 13:11 Nahum 1:6 Isaiah 34:10 Revelation 14:11 Matthew 5:19

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                    • Bjorn Jensen
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 2355

                      #11
                      Re: God punishes Oklahoma City with a massive tornado

                      Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                      One would think that God would have had San FranSISSYco, GreenWITCH Village, New WHOREleans, MiamI, HollyWEIRD, or Las VegASS higher on His hit list, but after seeing the evidence uncovered by the fine people of Landover Baptist, it's not AT ALL surprising that He chose to target His wrath on these sinful people flaunting their transgressions in the Heart of the Bible Belt!!

                      GLORY!!
                      God obviously hates OklahomO City just as much!

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