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Just a short reminder there is a reason God invented cars.
You can call it a good thing that those greenpeace terrorists will have no children.
You can call it a good thing that those greenpeace terrorists will have no children.
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-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
-Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
-Holocaust Jokes
-Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
-Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
-10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
-5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
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Re: Bisycles make you impotent!
Right on Brother - when it comes to "science" they don't even listen to each other.
Bicycles are proven to cause impotence by their own "science".
WARNING: There is dot-speak in the following video.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Bisycles make you impotent!
Amen Brother!Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
Whenever i see one of them with a helmet i think what kind of a impotent fag would wear something like that on their head? No cowboy would wear a helmet and horses are much more hard to drive.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
-Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
-Holocaust Jokes
-Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
-Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
-10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
-5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
-Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!Comment
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Re: Bisycles make you impotent!
Bicycles make men not only impotent, but sissies as well.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Bisycles make you impotent!
Is that a brony on a bicycle?Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: Bisycles make you impotent!
I think that's Richard Branson.Originally posted by Attila's Wife View PostHell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawnsigpicComment
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Re: Bisycles make you impotent!
funny, rich branson,
bikes don't make you impotent, having a 30% fat index will thoughEcclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Re: Bisycles make you impotent!
Did you watch the video imbecile? Those were researchers at the University of Illinois - the same place that Obama's terrorist buddy Bill Ayers hangs out.Originally posted by recovering_christer View Post
It's rare that socialist communists agree with True Christians™, but when it comes to bicycles they do.Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawnsigpicComment
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The first part was in English, but there needs to be subtitles after 2:10. I don't speak Swahili or whatever that guy was using. It's all pops and whistles.Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).Comment
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That's multiculturalism for you - what good is it when you can't understand what they are saying. They might make a very good Lamb Vindaloo, but when you try to order it with beef they become cantankerous - something about sacred cows not being just a metaphor with them.Originally posted by ExGay Alex View PostHell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawnsigpicComment
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Re: Bicycles make you impotent!
The truth is if you don't teach your kid to drive homer-vehicles they will never drive them.
It is like swimming. I never taught my daughter to swim because I doubt that during her lifetime there will be an opportunity for her to swim.-The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
-Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
-Holocaust Jokes
-Diarrhea: The Vaginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
-Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
-10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
-5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
-Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!Comment
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Re: Bicycles make you impotent!
The japs in asia ride bicycles everywhere and there are more than a billion of them. So there must be another factor that overcomes the impotence caused by non-stop bicycle riding. I keep getting emails about herbal vi*gra from china - this maybe explains why they have to put so much of it on their curries.If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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I would never snort rhino horn powder, no matter how "strong" it makes you. No bear gall bladder tea eitherOriginally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Tool View Post
God Bless
DAMPsalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Tool View Post
I spend plenty of time over in the slant countries, and I can tell you that all of the demonic aphrodesiacs on earth won't make their tiny little tallywackers get any bigger. It takes JESUS to get growth like that!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bicycles make you impotent!
I'll be honest, I thought only the gays rode bikes.
Now I'm thoroughly confused.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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