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  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468

    #1

    GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

    A big, giant jet airplane full of Chinamen, but also with some Iranians and other godless heathens, has completely disappeared.

    It is not believed to have crashed on it's route. None of the "this airplane has fallen apart" alarms have gone off and the black box isn't sending out a signal.

    When I first heard of this curiosity, I believed that the End could possibly have begun and I missed the shout while showering or possibly when a train was nearby. However, I believe that an investigation would show that there were few if any Christians aboard that airplane, owing to the fact that it was near to full of Chinamen.

    The question is: Who has done this work? This airplane came from Malaysia, which is near to Indonesia, the country that President Barak Obama comes from. I don't know if that has anything to do with it, but it might. Some people think the Iranians did it, but I don't think they are angry with the Chinamen. It is a great puzzle.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12332

    #2
    Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

    I think this story will be found to be a miracle. God made the plane disappear to frighten Chinamen--showing them they need Jesus to be safe.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Freddy Osborne
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2011
      • 538

      #3
      Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

      God is definitely sending a message. The plane was a Boeing 777:
      - 7 is the most common combination in the game of craps;
      - 7-7-7 pays 1.5 in the game of Blackjack;
      - chinks are notorious gamblers.

      Proverbs 13:11 Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labour shall increase.

      1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

      I hope the celestials are paying attention.

      In His Name.
      "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

      "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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      • Alvin Moss
        Serving Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 4468

        #4
        Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

        It may well turn out that this mystery is never solved, if such be the will of God. If there is no earthly evidence found, well, it is pretty obvious we are dealing with the hand of God.

        Chinamen are known to be fine thieves, as well as degenerate gamblers, which Brother Fred noted above. It could be that those Chinamen stole the airplane, either to sell it for profit, or possibly to pay their gambling debts. If so, it may turn up on ebay.

        We will have to wait and see.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9384

          #5
          Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

          And now this - like we're all supposed to drop what we are doing and go looking for this missing jet. I've no doubt the mooselimbs are behind this in some way - and none of this would have happened if G.W. Bush were still president.

          US satellite imaging firm helps to crowdsource search for MH370
          The Malaysian Insider – 21 hours ago

          With Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 still missing as search and rescue operations enter their fourth day, an American satellite imaging company has started an initiative to crowdsource the search for the jet.

          In this initiative, the public will help analyse high-resolution images for any sign of the missing plane.

          ABC News reported that DigitalGlobe, based in Longmont, Colorado, has trained cameras from its five orbiting satellites on Saturday on the Gulf of Thailand region from where MH370 was last heard.

          Luke Barrington, senior manager of Geospatial Big Data for DigitalGlobe, told ABC News that the satellite images gathered would then be made available for free to the public on a website called Tomnod.

          DigitalGlobe would use a computer algorithm to see if users start tagging certain regions more than others and in-house satellite imaging experts would then follow up on leads, he said.

          "Anyone can click on the link and begin searching the images, tagging anything that looks suspicious. Each pixel on a computer screen represents 0.5m on the ocean's surface.



          With Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 still missing as search and rescue operations enter their fourth day, an American satellite imaging company has started an initiative to crowdsource the search for the jet. In this initiative, the public will help analyse high-resolution images for any sign of the missing plane. ABC News reported that...
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #6
            Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

            My theory is that the North Koreans are behind this. Using space alien technology (valmoriphicaton), they snatched that 777 right out of the sky. And all those slants are getting anal probes right about now.

            That's what they get.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Mother Of Seven
              True Christian™ with a quiverful
              • Jan 2014
              • 2243

              #7
              Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

              Interesting, that of the 2 stolen passports used to board the plane, one was used by an Iranian. Also the co-pilot was a mooselimb.

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              • Bjorn Jensen
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2012
                • 2355

                #8
                Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

                And the Malaysians are muslim slants, aren't they?

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29433

                  #9
                  Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

                  From what I have heard, not a single one was a Christian.
                  Nor were any at least curious, expressing the possibility of Salvation(r). I suspect it got too close to the upper firmament (ever seen the gook glasses, they are massive) and God, in His benevolent way, tossed the plane along with all the evil yellow cowards straight into Hell. What a sight it must of been! The sound of all that ching-chang-change boiling in the sulphours brimstone.
                  Praise His Glory!
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Alvin Moss
                    Serving Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 4468

                    #10
                    Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

                    Much time has passed and still there is no giant airplane full of Chinamen.

                    I believe now that the Lord was aroused by some affront and was wroth with Chinamen. I believe these Chinamen were likely in the wrong place at the wrong time and they probably just made themselves too handy. I suspect that the Lord hurled that giant jet airplane into the sea. Perhaps some of it may be found; or not. God's will be done.
                    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                    • Mother Of Seven
                      True Christian™ with a quiverful
                      • Jan 2014
                      • 2243

                      #11
                      Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

                      6 Australians were on board, but Australians are all atheists (with the exception of Ken Ham and the Prime Minister), so no loss there. 2 of those 6 were chinks (Gu Naijun and Li Yuan.)

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552

                        #12
                        Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

                        Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                        6 Australians were on board.
                        Well there's your answer right there. One of the abos probably ran amok and ate the captain's face off while it's mate took the controls and crashed the plane into the chink sea.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • ExGay Alex
                          Helping boys become upright model citizens
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2008
                          • 1295

                          #13
                          Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

                          If this isn't proof of Christianity as the true religion, I don't know what is:

                          Muslims pray for plane

                          A bunch of Arabs and gooks pray for a missing plane, and guess what??!! IT IS STILL MISSING? God would never answer these people's prayers.

                          If it had been a Christian plane, it would have been found. I would point out that All American commercial airliners that have ever crashed were found immediately after the accident.
                          "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                          • Godfly
                            Descended from Rapes
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 1552

                            #14
                            Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

                            This just stinks of Ben Ghazzi! It has to be his work!
                            Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                            • Titus Templeton
                              Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                              Jesus macht frei
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 5912

                              #15
                              Re: GIANT AIRPLANE FULL OF CHINAMEN DISAPPEARS- Who has done this work?

                              If they find the plane and all children bodies are gone we know that the cathlics are behind all this.
                              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                              -Holocaust Jokes
                              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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