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  • #31
    Re: Parking should not be a problem:

    I'm getting really tired of all of those blue wheelchair spaces that seem to be everywhere these days but no one seems to ever be parked in them. I'm an old man and I'd like to be able to park next to the store but I have to park a mile away like everyone else. I wish they would just get rid of them altogether. I don't need people hassling me when I want to just hop into the store for a minute for some Miller High Life. I'm just glad I'm not famous because I wouldn't need some nosy parking enforcement troll to broadcast any little parking infractions that I might make. Don't people have anything better to do?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #32
      Re: Parking should not be a problem:

      And have you seen how many of these parking places there are!!! How many cripples do they expect to arrive at one time. From what I hear, they are all unemployed, so what are they doing with cars????

      The other thing is these creatures expect to be treated equally. OK, let's have some equality! I grant them the freedom to walk just as far as I do. Most of them do it sitting on their ass, wheeling themselves along anyway, whilst we have no place to rest.

      God crippled them for a reason, who are we to lessen His Justice?
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      • #33
        Re: Parking should not be a problem:

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        And have you seen how many of these parking places there are!!! How many cripples do they expect to arrive at one time. From what I hear, they are all unemployed, so what are they doing with cars????

        The other thing is these creatures expect to be treated equally. OK, let's have some equality! I grant them the freedom to walk just as far as I do. Most of them do it sitting on their ass, wheeling themselves along anyway, whilst we have no place to rest.

        God crippled them for a reason, who are we to lessen His Justice?
        And you call yourself the Pastor for "diversity and tolerance"... You unrighteous bigot.

        Scum like you make me sick.
        And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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        • #34
          Re: Parking should not be a problem:

          Originally posted by Jarpen View Post
          Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

          A proud look: This means that you look at others arrogantly as if you are better than them. By that logic most everyone on this forum is hated by the Lord as you all think that you are better and more deserving of a heaven then others. You think of yourselves as better than hindus, muslims, negros, basically anyone different then you.
          Originally posted by Jarpen View Post
          And you call yourself the Pastor for "diversity and tolerance"... You unrighteous bigot.

          Scum like you make me sick.
          Which is it, sunshine?
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          • #35
            Re: Parking should not be a problem:

            Originally posted by Jarpen View Post
            And you call yourself the Pastor for "diversity and tolerance"... You unrighteous bigot.

            Scum like you make me sick.
            Seriously? You waltz in here uninvited and unwelcome, spewing your joo-garbage all over the forum, and now you want to pick fights in a thread on local parking issues?

            Why don't you go bother the papists. I'm sure they'd love to argue with you.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #36
              Re: Parking should not be a problem:

              I thank the Lord we do not have these 'blue plate special spaces' in Landover.
              Those lazy lardbutts wouold not be in the pickle they are in if they'd just get up and move.
              At the Landover Crystal Cathedral, only Pastors, Reverends and Platinum Tithers have spaces near the Chuch. Across the street is the Gold, then down the block is the Silver. There is no lot for the Tin Tithers, just a pay per view Jumbotron as they are not allowed on Church grounds. The people with defects should stay home (outside of Landover), read thier Bibles and pray God does not strike them down that instant. I really have no use for them at all.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #37
                Re: Parking should not be a problem:

                Parking is a problem in Pittsburgh with rogue valet parkers taking over city streets.

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                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #38
                  Re: Parking should not be a problem:

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Parking is a problem in Pittsburgh with rogue valet parkers taking over city streets.
                  Thank you for reminding me about all the problems associated with valet parking, Brother Nobar.

                  There is always a big crowd at Landover Baptist Church on Sunday. I get calls asking if the City government could provide valet parking at the church. Some senior citizens have trouble walking to the Church when they can't find a parking spot nearby.

                  I explain to them valet parking is not offered anywhere in Freehold. Our City actually does not welcome people who cannot walk in a normal healthy way.
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Parking should not be a problem:

                    More parking inconsistencies:

                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Parking should not be a problem:

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      More parking inconsistencies:

                      Brother Nobar--It has occurred to me we might need to consider a community meeting in Freehold to discuss the problem this video raises. That is, too many parking spaces are used up by people with small, puny cars.

                      The most convenient spaces need to be save for people driving the largest vehicles. People trying to save their pennies by driving those puny 1/2 cars need to understand they have to walk further. But, the word doesn't seem to get out about this.
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Parking should not be a problem:

                        The next sorry bastard that parks in one of my reserved parking spaces around Freehold is going to have to part their hair to wipe their ass.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • #42
                          Re: Parking should not be a problem:

                          NON-voting member (DC) Elanor Norton tries to park:


                          You couldn't get me to vote for this lady.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Parking should not be a problem:

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            You couldn't get me to vote for this lady.
                            I would hope not! Nigress. Woman. And she can't park.
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                            • #44
                              Re: Parking should not be a problem:

                              I just hate to be a complainer, but with all the uproar about parking you would think this could be settled by now. However, it isn't. Father and Mother paid good money for a spot in the Titanium Tither's parking but this morning there was a 1987 Toyota Tercel parked in their space. Obviously this was a tin (or lower) tither taking advantage of the elderly and well-off. Luckily, I was able to allow Father to park in my space and use the shuttle bus from the lot to the steps, but this is just ridiculous.

                              Father and Mother will be reducing their tithes if the matter isn't resolved soon. They cheerfully gave but some cheapo is cheerfully taking away.

                              Oh - and Brother Isaac Peters, I just LOVE the new Bentley! God has blessed you so richly and with good reason. Glory to Jesus! Is your chauffeur messican?
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                              • #45
                                Re: Parking should not be a problem:

                                Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
                                Oh - and Brother Isaac Peters, I just LOVE the new Bentley! God has blessed you so richly and with good reason. Glory to Jesus! Is your chauffeur messican?
                                I hope he doesn't have a chauffeur, at least not for the Bentley. A Bentley should always be driven by its owner. If you want to use a chauffeur, you should use the Roller.
                                If it's been said once, it's been said a million times: Bentleys are for driving, Rolls-Royces are for being driven in
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