[Brother Harold Porter]

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Praise God, Hugo Chavez is in critical condition! I know all True Christians™ were disappointed when Pat Robertson's righteous suggestion that we "just go ahead and take him out" was unheeded, but God is stepping in and taking care of business, praise Jesus!

We'll see if Obamanana will man-up and send in troops to protect our oil in this time of turmoil. It is the right thing to do.

Praise Jesus, the time is near!

MIAMI (AFP) – Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez, who is in Cuba following emergency surgery, is in "critical" but stable condition, Miami's El Nuevo Herald reported Saturday, citing US intelligence sources.

But the Venezuelan government has not addressed details of Chavez's condition. And opposition lawmakers are up in arms in Caracas as many think it is unconstitutional for the president to be governing from abroad.

Yet one source was quoted as saying that Chavez "is in critical condition; not on the brink of death, but critical indeed, and complicated."

[James Hutchins]

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Finally, Huge-O is slowly being basted for the devil to go to town on his rectum. Things like this make me eager for the morning paper. Hopefully, he will stroke out during Church tomorrow.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Sodomite "artist" Cy Twombly, known for his scribbles and for his group-grope "relationship" with two other queerboy "artists," has been called down to redecorate Satan's lair. Here is a picture of the old poofter in front of one of his "paintings."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise JESUS! He finally sent that drunk feminazi RINO Betty Ford to hell today, and He kept Nancy Reagan alive!!

(CNN) -- Betty Ford, the widow of late President Gerald Ford and a co-founder of an eponymous addiction center in California, has died at the age of 93, according to the director of the Gerald R. Ford Presidential Library and Museum.

Ford died Friday evening with family at her bedside, according to a family member.

Elaine Didier, the director of the Grand Rapids, Michigan, museum, confirmed Ford's death to CNN.

No other details were immediately available.

Born Elizabeth Anne Bloomer in Chicago, she grew up in Grand Rapids. At the age of 21, she moved to New York City to work as a dancer and model before heading back to the Midwest two years later.

One year after divorcing William Warren after five years of marriage, she wed Gerald Ford -- a former star football player at the University of Michigan and a decorated U.S. Navy veteran -- in 1948. That year, the woman now known as Betty Ford campaigned with her new husband on his successful campaign to become a U.S. congressman.

The family moved to Washington, where Gerald Ford served in the Capitol for 25 years prior to his being tapped, in 1973, as then-President Richard Nixon's vice president in place of Spiro T. Agnew.

Just over 10 months later, Betty Ford became first lady when her husband was sworn in as the 38th president of the United States.

She soon made headlines, discussing abortion, pre-marital sex and equal rights on CBS' "60 Minutes" and being named as Newsweek's 1975 "Woman of the Year."

But in 1978, just over one year after leaving the White House after her husband lost his campaign to remain president, Ford made headlines of a different kind. She entered the Long Beach Naval Hospital to be treated for alcohol and prescription painkiller abuse.

That same year, she published the first of two autobiographies, entitled "The Times of My Life." Ford would go on to become a high-profile example of someone who battled substance abuse issues, as well as a tireless advocate for treatment.

Her work paid dividends in October 1982 when, along with Leonard Firestone, she opened the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California. To this day, the center remains one of the most well-known and respected places nationwide for treatment of alcoholism and other drug dependencies.

Ford also fought to promote awareness and research on breast cancer, with the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation eventually naming an award in her honor.

She earned numerous honors over her life, including a Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1991 and the Congressional Gold Medal eight years later.

Her husband, Gerald Ford, died in 2006.

[SUV]

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Nancy Reagan

Is she still, like, a Size 4? Praise!

[Rebuko the Clown]

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I made this in honor of the event...

[SUV]

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Surely this demonrat "woman" knows better than to even try to get into Heaven with only one breasticle

Looks like both of her eyes are about gone, too

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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The Westboro Baptists, despite being unacceptably liberal on some parts of the Bible, at least have it right this time.

Lie-beral "news" source:

Westboro Baptist Church To Picket Betty Ford's Funeral

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (RNS) The anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church has announced plans to picket this week's funeral services for former first lady Betty Ford in California and Michigan.

The website of the Topeka, Kansas-based church said the fringe group will demonstrate at Ford's funerals because she divorced her first husband William Warren prior to marrying the late president Gerald R. Ford.

In Westboro's eyes, that makes Ford an adulterer who "loved to sit with tawdry reporters and blather about sex."

The Westboro Baptists are, of course, exactly right on that point:

Luke 16:18: Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from [her] husband committeth adultery.

The sacred institution of marriage should not be redefined to include adulterous "marriages."

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Another perverted "artist" has been commissioned to do a portrait of Satan. This time, it's Kraut-turned-Brit Lucian Freud, pornographer and grandson of one of the most evil men ever to have lived.

From the JYT:

Lucian Freud, Who Recast Art of Portraiture, Dies at 88

Lucian Freud, whose stark and revealing paintings of friends and intimates, splayed nude in his studio, recast the art of portraiture and offered a new approach to figurative art, died on Wednesday night at his home in London. He was 88.

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Mr. Freud, a grandson of Sigmund Freud .... (Says it all, really. — Pastor Isaac)

[HTannor]

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Another perverted "artist" has been commissioned to do a portrait of Satan. This time, it's Kraut-turned-Brit Lucian Freud, pornographer and grandson of one of the most evil men ever to have lived.

Well, okay. I'm still waiting for Zsa Zsa and Doris Day to bite the big one.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Well, okay. I'm still waiting for Zsa Zsa and Doris Day to bite the big one.

Inquirer says Doris Day is in poor heath. All ready the fires of Hell are toasting her sin filled backside. It won't be long before it's payback time for the Slutapocalypse.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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God's Slutpocalypse Hit List

Marilyn Monroe
Betty Page
Farrah Fawcett
Elizabeth Taylor
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Doris Day - Queen of Babylon

[SUV]

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God's Slutpocalypse Hit List

Marilyn Monroe
Betty Page
Farrah Fawcett
Elizabeth Taylor
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Doris Day - Queen of Babylon

Um, Reverend Jim, did Country singer Doona Fargo somehow fall through the cracks?

[Mistress Cookie]

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And what about the filthy Parton Woman?

There's also a lady out there named Patti Smith I don't entirely agree with (ahem). For a while I thought she was dead, then she resurfaced.

Sadly, there are so many fallen women, it's hard to keep track of them all. But God(tm) sees.

[Jarpen]

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Proverbs 6:16-19: These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

A proud look: This means that you look at others arrogantly as if you are better than them. By that logic most everyone on this forum is hated by the Lord as you all think that you are better and more deserving of a heaven then others. You think of yourselves as better than hindus, muslims, negros, basically anyone different then you.