No Sweet Jesus Ice Cream in Freehold

[Johny Joe Hold]

One of the most important responsibilities of any Mayor is regulating the moral standing of businesses in his city. I take this very seriously.

When I first read read about the "Sweet Jesus Ice Cream Company" in Toronto, Canada, I thought it was just something heathen Canadians allowed. Little did I realize how aggressive this mockery of Jesus would be spread. Their colorful ice cream cones feature upside down crosses.

Sweet Jesus Ice Cream is now expanding into the U.S. and an application for a building permit came across my desk. After checking DENIED, I wrote the word "Blasphemy" across the application. This is the most insulting anti Christian effort I have come across:

https://www.christianpost.com/news/christians-boycott-blasphemous-sweet-jesus-ice-cream-chain-222018/

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: No Sweet Jesus Ice Cream in Freehold

The nerve! They are thieves, to boot, aboot!

Is not Jesus© already registered for authorized use by True Christians™ only?

I'd be speaking to a joo lawyer immediately. Those Canucks have some serious explaining to do.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: No Sweet Jesus Ice Cream in Freehold

Every citizen of Freehold should praise GOD that they have such a watchful, benevolent, and True Christian™ mayor. I've said it before and I will say it again now: You are the only person worthy to replace Donald Trump if he doesn't change the law so that he is our eternal president.

You are already running your city the way Christ will run the world upon His return to this earth.

(And that return is near (Revelation 22:12).

Thank you for just being you, Brother Mr. Mayor

[Nobar King]

Re: No Sweet Jesus Ice Cream in Freehold

The lightning bolt is also known in Grateful Dead circles as a symbol for LSD, which, we also know, killed its creator.

[Bubba Buck]

Re: No Sweet Jesus Ice Cream in Freehold

Well....how tempting to eat the ice cream. However, it's a mockery of Jesus and takes the lord's name in vain for profit. How shameful. Lucky for me as I have lost most of my teeth by the hand of God as punishment for my past fagful sins I cannot even eat ice cream anymore so the temptation won't even work on me.

[Basilissa]

Re: No Sweet Jesus Ice Cream in Freehold

When I first read read about the "Sweet Jesus Ice Cream Company" in Toronto, Canada, I thought it was just something heathen Canadians allowed. Little did I realize how aggressive this mockery of Jesus would be spread. Their colorful ice cream cones feature upside down crosses.

They are laughing now, but we will laugh at them when they burn in Hell forever and ever. And no amount of ice cream can distinguish the hellfire!

as I have lost most of my teeth by the hand of God as punishment for my past fagful sins I cannot even eat ice cream anymore so the temptation won't even work on me.

You have me utterly confused, dear. Why is that you think you need teeth to consume ice cream?

I dunno what rock you have lived under, dear, but the term "ice cream" does not refer to "a chunk of hard ice originating from a glacier" these days (as it probably did in the 19th century before the advent of refrigeration).

I hope that was helpful.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: No Sweet Jesus Ice Cream in Freehold

I'm not aware that Jesus ever made any product placements or endorsements in the Bible (KJV1611) - and that includes wafers, Triscuits, beads, Napa Valley wine, and purgatory indulgences. Of course Jesus did flog and chase the money changers from the temple (John 2:13-16), but this so-called "temple tantrum" was just cleaning the place up (sort of like draining the swamp).

Now Jesus didn't go to the trouble of registering His name as a trademark - but he shouldn't have to, and He's unlikely to sue either. As we know, Jesus likes to take His time - but when His wrath comes these blasphemers will ultimately suffer Divine Justice.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: No Sweet Jesus Ice Cream in Freehold

I'm not aware that Jesus ever made any product placements or endorsements in the Bible (KJV1611) - Of course Jesus did flog and chase the money changers from the temple (John 2:13-16), but this so-called "temple tantrum" was just cleaning the place up (sort of like draining the swamp).
As we know, Jesus likes to take His time - but when His wrath comes these blasphemers will ultimately suffer Divine Justice.

Powerful to me is the imagery of Jesus with a bull whip. I see so clearly Jesus in the ice cream shop cracking a whip and drawing blood.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: No Sweet Jesus Ice Cream in Freehold

Well this is just Hate Speech, pure and simple!

"Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain, but God [expletive] that's delicious."

Jesus is being crucified again, as is every God-Fearing Christian who loves Him! We are literally being Spiritually Raped because this company encourages such hate, and they are inviting others to join in!

I won't stand for it!

I will storm the Gates of Heaven with Prayer, and we know against prayer No Sinner Can Prevail!

Ladies of Landover, let's get this Prayer Chain going!