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  • #31
    Re: No Drag Queen Story Hour at Freehold Public Library

    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
    Indeed. What kind of message does it send to the kids when an orange faced clown in an over-size pantomime suit is permitted to stand in front of a huuge crowd of barely literates holding up a book of fairy tales?
    Indeed, truly horrifying, Brother.

    Quickly, we have to erase that putrid image from our minds with something Godly.

    What could it be...? Oh, yes, here it is:

    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • #32
      Re: No Drag Queen Story Hour at Freehold Public Library

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      Indeed, truly horrifying, Brother.

      Quickly, we have to erase that putrid image from our minds with something Godly.
      Thank you Sister, yes we need more like this and less of the crazy.

      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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      • #33
        Re: No Drag Queen Story Hour at Freehold Public Library

        Now the "Christmas in July" season is approaching, what could be more irritating than a Three Kings pageant? Not only can it be unrestricted, escaping from the library by parading down the street, but horrors can be intensified with substituted gifts for the Baby Jesus. Yes, that's right, objects displayed that no-one wanted to see at all let alone associated with manger scenes and I won't even mention Christ lookalike competitions from these freaks other than advising not search for information because the goal seems to be the least Christ-like iteration of fluorescent beards, luminous rouge and polyester beehives.
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        We're all familiar with gold, frankincense and myrrh. "But what good are they to Jesus?" devils insinuate, busying themselves with alternative ideas one of which has not been concealed in this dress rehearsal. I suppose the gold chain although extremely tasteless represents gold. As for what's in the satchel, it's anyone's guess – I'm going with frankincense but it could just as easily be desiccated ayahuasca. The lilac tickling apparatus is plainly visible; what can it be if not a substitute for myrrh?
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        A warning is clearly appropriate here. No region is safe and "festivities" can so easily be masked with this July nonsense wherever you are. More likely in some places though (not in any Bible believing congregation obviously) so if on a journey in the coming weeks look out for this abomination.

        Satan doesn't care what The Bible says.

        He wants your family in HELL FOREVER
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