Muslims Encroaching Again

[Johny Joe Hold]

I made my regular stop for coffee at the Senior Citizen Center yesterday and, as usual, got an earful of advice. But one comment really stung.

A lady who regularly gives me a hard time came prepared. She held a copy of The Des Moines Register in my face, her painted finger nail pointing at a picture and said, "You claim to represent me. Why are you letting this happen?"

Man, that hurt. It hurt because her criticism had a grain to truth to it. The picture was of workers pouring concrete for a new Muslim cemetery over in Iowa City. There are already two or three Mosques in Iowa with cemeteries. She asked, "Why do we need another one?"

For some reason these Mosques and cemeteries are allowed in all the larger cities in Iowa. Here in Freehold is Landover Baptist Church, the only legitimate religious institution in the State. We elected officials should stop the construction of Mosques and their cemeteries before they become wall to wall in Iowa.

https://www.gofundme.com/muslimcemeteryiowa

[Basilissa]

Re: Muslims Encroaching Again

Do dead Muslims blow up stuff, too?

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Muslims Encroaching Again

The one thing I don't understand is why people are so upset about how Mooselimbs fix their eggs. I have had encroached eggs before and while they aren't my favorite, they went well with my toasted English muffin which of course isn't English at all.


As for this cemetery thing, we are complaining about dead Muslimes?


I think you're doing a fine job, Mister Mayor. You can't police the whole state by yourself as a mayor. Perhaps you should run for governor, where your Christian influence could impact millions. I am sure the same tactics that fueled your re-election would be useful in a statewide race.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Muslims Encroaching Again

Do dead Muslims blow up stuff, too?

Sister, you bring up a good point. Why do Muslims need cemeteries at all? Cemeteries exist for the purpose of burying dead bodies until the resurrection (Daniel 12:2). What Muslims should be building is a columbarium, a storehouse of urns, which is a far more appropriate method of storing their earthly remains, along with the bits of shrapnel that inevitably accompanies their deaths.


This would be better for Christians than the far more obvious and deserved options of pouring dead Muslim powder into dumpsters or toilets, because this way their heathen dust won't pollute the watersheds.