Trump Will Stop Windmills

[Johny Joe Hold]

Here in Iowa Freehold where is located, you can't look in any direction without seeing those darn windmills. The State's leaders brag that nearly all of Iowa's electricity is generated by these ugly things. Thank goodness, President Trump agrees they are an eyesore. On day one he will sign an executive order banning any new windmills.

Let's remember God put oil and coal in the ground for us to use. Let's use it instead of cluttering up the landscape with those huge blades. During Trump's first term he told the Prime Minister of Scotland to take down some windmills that spoiled the view from his golf course. It is one of the most beautiful views in all of Scotland and the view should not be ruined by those things.

Trump Says He Wants No Wind Farms Built During Presidency

Trump International Scotland | Golf in Scotland | Aberdeenshire

[Basilissa]

I think our beloved President is exactly the type of a Warrior that we need to fight windmills.

I'm thinking we should erect a statue of Donald Trump im Freehold, to thank him for fighting windmills. Something that shows his noble stature, on a horse, maybe with a small sidekick.

Something like this:

[Johny Joe Hold]

I think our beloved President is exactly the type of a Warrior that we need to fight windmills.

I'm thinking we should erect a statue of Donald Trump im Freehold, to thank him for fighting windmills. Something that shows his noble stature, on a horse, maybe with a small sidekick.

Something like this:

Great idea, Sister Basilissa. We should discuss who his sidekick will be? Maybe Rudy or Mario? Another interesting detail is that the hero, Donald in our version, is riding a large horse. The sidekick is riding the lowly mule. The message of rank is clear.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Didn't Jesus ride a mule?

[Isabella White]

I think our beloved President is exactly the type of a Warrior that we need to fight windmills.

I'm thinking we should erect a statue of Donald Trump im Freehold, to thank him for fighting windmills. Something that shows his noble stature, on a horse, maybe with a small sidekick.

Something like this:

Why, I think that a statue of our dear President Trump would be most fitting, dear Sister Basilissa. It seems only right to acknowledge the President for his tireless devotion to telling the truth about those pesky windmills. I mean, this is the blessed — not Holland, for Heaven's Sake!



Perhaps the statue of President Trump could be made of pure gold — his favorite object! After all, if those rotten DEMONrats can make up a trashy statue, then we should have the privilege of insisting on only the best for such a fine, righteous and upstanding President!

[MitzaLizalor]

on a horse

That is a wonderful idea! In fact he reminds me of a horse himself ~ what breed would be most appropriate? The Scottish Clydesdale is both strong and agile



but others may have different suggestions. "Madrid" is not a word I care to use, yet so many regard that city as the hub around which they all revolve. Equestrian statues often depict "Arab" (another word Christians would rarely need) steeds and—although I do visit Arabia occasionally—nothing of value revolves around anything there. I do not think one of their horses could represent anything of the quality we're discussing here.

What would be the possibility of replacing a limo with a high-tech litter? Autonomous drones as a canopy, several hundred very small size with lasers to zap would-be assailants, perhaps magnetic levitation? but that's getting unrealistic and anyway, the whole point of a litter is that lesser persons carry the burden. Gold highlights needn't change though, and modern artists must surely have ideas for ornamentation?