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My Uncle Fred recently passed away at the age of 82. I use to like him while growing up because I could always borrow his boat and he gave me money for Tobacco and Beer. Uncle Fred was never a Christian and always took the Lord's name in vain. It was rumored he paid young girls to drop by his Fishing shack on Saturday nights. When I became a True Christian I confronted him and asked him to change his perverse ways. I guess it was to late because by then the VD had ravaged his mind and he started acting as little crazy. He would wear woman's clothes and funny caps. I never actually took a photo of him even when his mind went. Today I stumbled across this and I actually thought it was him in the photo until I read the article. It Makes me happy that I never got a STD and what I could end up looking like later in life. I know Uncle Fred is burning in Hell for not becoming a True Christian but apparently he will have a lot of company there.
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I suspect that the old devil is wearing that to look "hip" to "young people". He must have difficulty approaching them nowadays.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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Then he's a bit slow. He should turn the cap around backwards.Comment
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I'm not sure about that white suit either; It looks like he should get blacked up and wear one of those hats with a feather in it.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Sorry to hear about your Uncle Fred passing away. It is a pity you could not save him prior to his death. From what you said it appears that in a strange way he helped you see the way of the Lord.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Praise Jesus that your reprobate uncle is burning for eternity in Hell!
Let his life be a lesson to people everywhere to turn around and accept Christ before it is too late!
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