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    OSAMA BIN LADEN IS ALIVE!!! I SAW HIM TODAY!!!

    IT'S TRUE!!!



    It is SPRING and the LAWNS are Growing, like WEEDS! I do not WANDER, I STAY PUT and I mow. AND I SAW HIM!!! I Did!!! From My Platform, he was hiding in The Ditch behind the OFFICE of the Trailier Park! YES!!!


    He was not On the Ship, where is THE BODY!?!? In the Sea? NO! I want to SEE the Body, Obama OWES me That! Why the RUSH, why Fly By Night? Why is everyone So SERIOUS!?!



    Because it is LIES, ALL LIES!!! HE LIVES!!! He and His EVILS are ALIVE!!! He is NOT Elvis! They are all WRONG, 50 Million are WRONG!!! The Fire was not Friendly, it was the Fire of THE LORD!!! Someone told me ABOUT Him, But He Was not THERE! NO!!!


    I am MYSELF today, I Keep To MYSELF, I will NOT Move Along, there is MUCH to SEE HERE, and I HEAR him, I hear OSAMA, not OBAMA! NO!!!


    OBAMA is a Divider, he Does not Multiply! Ask Chip, He KNOWS!!! The Numbers do not LIE, it all Adds Up! Just Do the MATH!!!



    The Bullets missed, He was not There, beause he is HERE. He Flew, Like an Eagle. He let His Spirit CARRY him. He looks Different, he is not The Same. He laughs at Me, and He POINTS! Because he KNOWS that I KNOW!!! Me and God know the TRUTH!



    Osama wants My Truck, it is a FORD!


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    A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!

    Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16
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    Tags: conspiracy, osama bin laden
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    Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS ALIVE!!! I SAW HIM TODAY!!!

    Im impressed with the amount of effort that must have went into that post, with all the different colours, sizes and what not

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    • #3
      Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS ALIVE!!! I SAW HIM TODAY!!!

      Originally posted by Dom-inatedByGod View Post
      Im impressed with the amount of effort that must have went into that post, with all the different colours, sizes and what not
      Don't mind Sledge, he has issues. But if you "read between the lines", he's just saying what all right-thinking Americans are feeling. Something about the whole Osama circus stinks to high heaven. And if if Sledge can smell it, we ALL ought to be able to!
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      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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        Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS ALIVE!!! I SAW HIM TODAY!!!

        Originally posted by Dom-inatedByGod View Post
        Im impressed with the amount of effort that must have went into that post, with all the different colours, sizes and what not
        Where he is, he has a lot of time on his hands.
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        • #5
          Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS ALIVE!!! I SAW HIM TODAY!!!

          He's not alive

          He jihad it coming
          GOD IS GREAT - Steven Pienaar 2009/10 season

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          • #6
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            Just been reading a conspiracy forum and came across this:



            Some people are calling it proof, i dont really think so though, i think its been photoshopped

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            • #7
              Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS ALIVE!!! I SAW HIM TODAY!!!

              Hes been working at the 7-11 in my town for many years now. He avoids detection with sunglasses and Grecian formula. I have alerted authorities many times but they just laugh at me. I am begining to think that the people we pay to protect us see him as job security.

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              • #8
                Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS ALIVE!!! I SAW HIM TODAY!!!

                I do not know, the top eight enemies of the world like does have an X on him now.
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                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS ALIVE!!! I SAW HIM TODAY!!!

                  Oh, come on now, James. I mean seriously, what did Silvio ever do to get included in that group?

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                  • #10
                    Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS ALIVE!!! I SAW HIM TODAY!!!

                    Have you seen the gruesome pictures from the compound? In two of them you can see one of the guys was apparently armed with a toy squirt-gun when he was shot. Also, you can see what appears to be an unopened condom. Either Bin Laden's compound must have been party central, or else they faked the whole thing in some frat boy's basement. I'm not sure which is more likely.

                    In the backyard they had a trellis set up, like they were planning to grow grapevines (You can't buy wine in Pakistan.) Or after six years they realize that maybe it's a good idea to have some overhead conceilment, what with Americans having these things called "airplanes" and all. I can't think of a way this works into a conspiracy theory, maybe one of our more creative paranoids can figure it out.
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                    • #11
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                      YES, Obama bin Laden is dirtying up the White House, alive and well and wishing jihad on America.

                      GOD will not allow it!

                      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                      ~Matt. 10:33
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                      • #12
                        Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS ALIVE!!! I SAW HIM TODAY!!!

                        NO!!!


                        He's Here in FREEHOLD! He Knows that I know and he Plots and Schemes against me! I hear him at Night, he is HERE! Do You HEAR me?!?! I Hear him scratch, like a RAT on my Platform in the DARK! He KNOWS! He is a trixter, he places Stumbling Blocks in my PATH to GOD!!! He steals my Trash and puts Rocks in My SHOES! He is a DIVIDER, he Does Not Mulltiply. He is not of the HER! He made my Cheese mouldy and he hides my KEYS!



                        Why does GOD let him torment ME? I am a GOOD CHRISTIAN!!! I Keep To Myself, I Move Along, I ALWAYS Keep It Under My Hat! I have Cleaned Myself Up! I washed my Shirt! I bought NEW SOCKS! I started SHAVING AGAIN! I REGISTERED My TRUCK, it is a FORD!!!


                        YES!!!
                        A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!

                        Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16
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                        • #13
                          Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS ALIVE!!! I SAW HIM TODAY!!!

                          Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
                          I can't think of a way this works into a conspiracy theory, maybe one of our more creative paranoids can figure it out.
                          First of all, I'm not creative, I'm straight as an arrow. Just ask my latest conquests Sherri and Brandi.

                          Secondly, I'm not paranoid, I'm Differently-Vigilant. Your just jealous because you're typically-vigilant, some would say hypo-vigilant.

                          Thirdly, conspiracy theories are not some game, you don't make them up for fun just to see what the Differently-Vigilant end up doing when they hear about it. That offhand comment you made about there being midget vampires around had me not taking off my jockstrap for weeks, and the resulting rash is not pretty. Some of my friends still believe it, one of them won't even leave his car to pee etc. and the other broke his arm while trying to sleep in a tree. Not funny!
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                          • #14
                            Re: OSAMA BIN LADEN IS ALIVE!!! I SAW HIM TODAY!!!

                            PS. the vine-growing thing is obvious - they must have heard the story of Jack and the Beanstalk, and being Muslims, they can't tell fairy tales from reality. So they figure they'll grow the magic vine, climb up into heaven, and steal all the virgins. That's why the helicopter crashed: it hit the beanstalk. You can't see it because it's invisible.

                            That means the CIA is covering up magic-beanstalk technology, perhaps because Clinton wants all the virgins for himself.

                            Ha! Now I just KNOW you're going to buy every bean there is, plant them all, and spend the whole summer feeling around for invisible beanstalks!

                            PPS If you actually do found an invisible beanstalk to paradise, just remember who gave you the idea, and have an elevator installed for him, thanks.
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