All Gays Sites Blocked at Freehold Public Schools

[Johny Joe Hold]

Notice: Freehold Public Schools Ordered to Block All Internet Access to Gay Advocacy Sites

By this order, our dearest possessions, our children, will no longer be able to reach websites favored by those advocating sin.

Our citizens, of course, deserve an explanation.

In touring our schools recently, I looked over the shoulder of a High School student at a computer station and noticed the letters, "PFLAG".
I learned this stands for Parents and Friends of and Lesbians and Gays.

The site offers anyone the chance to "meet other gays", "how to tell your parents you are gay", "meetings of others like you in your area" and all kinds of other ways to engage in this sinful practice.

I asked the Pricncipal why this site was available to students. His explanation was, "It is not a porn site. It's just information."

I told him students do not need more information about sin.

Thank you to the good citizens of Freehold for your support.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

[WWJDnow]

Re: All Gays Sites Blocked at Freehold Public Schools

Notice: Freehold Public Schools Ordered to Block All Internet Access to Gay Advocacy Sites

I hope we'll be banning other sites that help to spread sinful lifestyles, such as Google and Youtube, too. It's time we stopped letting anyone--but especially our innocent children, teenagers, and young adults--be exposed to the godless filth on the Internet. Maybe we could limit their access to TrueChristian(TM) certified websites only.

[lukasekman]

Re: All Gays Sites Blocked at Freehold Public Schools

Good decision Brother.
Gay sites are prone to host malware. A current threat is a NTFS bootloader virus that autostart the webcam, leaving the kids open for sexual predators. Don't forget to block Apple services (iTunes, iCloud, mySpace, mobile.me). Remember that iPod is just a portable storage device with audio playback (same as RIO players seen as early as 1997), but without file system access (USB mass storage). Thus the user has no way to tell if someone use his iPod to store gay porn.

[Bob4God]

Re: All Gays Sites Blocked at Freehold Public Schools

Of course I assume that this means that www.democrats.org has also been blocked from school computers?

[Little Donkey]

Re: All Gays Sites Blocked at Freehold Public Schools

Is there any reason to cleanse the internets for children only? Allowing wholesome sites would benefit the whole of society by reducing terrorism, pedophiles and all liberals in general.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: All Gays Sites Blocked at Freehold Public Schools

I think there is an issue. I tested a few sites and I can still access www.aclu.org at the preK school. Someone get on that. Or has this not started yet?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: All Gays Sites Blocked at Freehold Public Schools

Broadband is the fag enabler here. People shout "faster broadband!", they want faster and faster all the time. And why? because they can't get the sickness and depravity quick enough.

Dial up worked fine for Christian forums and access to the KJV1610. The internet should be restricted to 15 kbit/s.

Broadband is the tool to access pornography, God mocking video games, satanic music and secular free thought.

Show me someone who pays for bandwidth and I will show you a chronic masturbator.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: All Gays Sites Blocked at Freehold Public Schools

The internet is a boundless source of sin and degeneracy. It seems that now there will soon be an ".XXX" domain dedicated to nothing but porn. As if we didn't already have enough depravity, even PETA is registering an ".XXX" domain dedicated to sex with animals.

U.S.-based Businesses Complain over .XXX Domain
By IB Times Staff Reporter - August 16, 2011 6:16 AM EDT
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People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have also signed up and instead of blocking its name the organization will launch peta.xxx as a pornography site that draws attention to the plight of animals, according to PETA spokeswoman Lindsay Rajt.
…

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/198441/20110816/xxx-domain-business-porn-mtv-warner-brothers-icm.htm

I was so furious when I read this that I contacted one of Bobby Joe's boys to obtain a back hoe in order to cut the fiber optic cables coming in to Freehold. For the moment I'm holding off because I was told that this would cut off the Landover Baptist Church forums and web site from the rest of the internet. Jesus' message is more powerful and needs to get through to save the rest of the world.