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Re: Food God Hates!


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Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.


I found this for you all.

[Brother Temperance]

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You'd probably think he hates Bagel-bites, too.

Considering they're made by the same people who brought us international Communism and the death of Christ, I wouldn't be surprised.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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So, you'd choose river cockroaches over the Creator of the Universe? You're dumber than I thought.

I'll take a household cockroach over your version of God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'll take a household cockroach over your version of God.

Harlot! There is only one "version" of God, and He's about to put His eternity-sized boot up your ass.

Do you realize that He snuffs almost 30,000 children each and every day worldwide? And that's just kids!

I wouldn't be flapping my piehole like that in here if I were you, witch.

[Miss Hikari]

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God would definitely not like this.



But that little fag Homoshi would!

That's adorable! It's almost too cute to eat. I want one!!

[Roberta]

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That's adorable! It's almost too cute to eat. I want one!!

How about this one, Harikari?

[Miss Hikari]

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How about this one, Harikari?

No bento is complete without a little bit of Hard Gay. I won't call it adorable, but it'd be fun to have (and possibly eat O_o).

[JennyD]

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<< Matthew 15:11 >>

King James Bible
Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.


I found this for you all.

How helpful! Now, would you put it in context, please? Jesus is talking about the law requiring men to wash their hands before eating, not the types of foods to be eaten.

How about this one, Harikari?

Roberta, would you PLEASE stop getting take-out from Hitoshi?


Brothers and Sisters, I have a very important question. I can find no Biblical reference.

Yogurt.

I made some this weekend. Milk, heated to 185 degrees and then cooled to 106, then tossed in some "starter" and stuck it in a warm, turned-off oven with the light on.

It turned thick and custardy and tastes yummy.

But it's got live bacteria in it.

Does God love or hate yogurt?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Brothers and Sisters, I have a very important question. I can find no Biblical reference.

Yogurt.

I made some this weekend. Milk, heated to 185 degrees and then cooled to 106, then tossed in some "starter" and stuck it in a warm, turned-off oven with the light on.

It turned thick and custardy and tastes yummy.

But it's got live bacteria in it.

Does God love or hate yogurt?

1Co:9:7: Who goeth a warfare any time at his own charges? who planteth a vineyard, and eateth not of the fruit thereof? or who feedeth a flock, and eateth not of the milk of the flock?

Now if they are eating milk – I’m looking at cheese or yoghurt.

Cheese figures in 1Sa:17:18: 2Sa:17:29: and more interestingly Job:10:10: Hast thou not poured me out as milk, and curdled me like cheese?

Now if the cheese is going off, I would think that bacteria cause this and therefore bacteria and milk may mix. Thus yoghurt would be OK.

Nevertheless, Heb:5:13: For every one that useth milk is unskilful in the word of righteousness: for he is a babe.

So yoghurt is fine for women but makes men lose their edge and turn into babes.

[Dr. Zaius]

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That's good to know. I rarely eat yogurt.

How about quesadillas? They're like, all that cheese, I can barely eat one.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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That's good to know. I rarely eat yogurt.

How about quesadillas? They're like, all that cheese, I can barely eat one.

The Almighty would have no problem with Quesadillas:
1Ch:23:27: For by the last words of David the Levites were numbered from twenty years old and above:
1Ch:23:28: Because their office was to wait on the sons of Aaron for the service of the house of the LORD, in the courts, and in the chambers, and in the purifying of all holy things, and the work of the service of the house of God;
1Ch:23:29: Both for the shewbread, and for the fine flour for meat offering, and for the unleavened cakes, and for that which is baked in the pan, and for that which is fried, and for all manner of measure and size;

I feel that there is a distinction between milk by itself and (yoghurt is clearly just thicker milk) and cheese

However, do not eat too much, as you will be drawn away from the Lord:
De:32:12: So the LORD alone did lead him, and there was no strange god with him.
De:32:13: He made him ride on the high places of the earth, that he might eat the increase of the fields; and he made him to suck honey out of the rock, and oil out of the flinty rock;
De:32:14: Butter of kine, and milk of sheep, with fat of lambs, and rams of the breed of Bashan, and goats, with the fat of kidneys of wheat; and thou didst drink the pure blood of the grape.
De:32:15: But Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked: thou art waxen fat, thou art grown thick, thou art covered with fatness; then he forsook God which made him, and lightly esteemed the Rock of his salvation.

[Stanrules666]

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If God were real he would love all really good food.

Fucking Christians not living life asking "Is god against this?"

Give me a fucking break.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If God were real he would love all really good food.

piffleing Christians not living life asking "Is god against this?"

Give me a piffleing break.

If you are here to propose that satan is real but God is not, I would strongly suggest you start your own thread on the subject.

Otherwise, go away boy, you're bothering the adults.

[Stanrules666]

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I better not mess with someone who voted for Bush, twice I presume. You like billions of dollars of dept and wars?

Seems kinda unchristian.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I better not mess with someone who voted for Bush, twice I presume. You like billions of dollars of dept and wars?

Seems kinda unchristian.

GWB was hand picked by Jesus to lead our Godly nation in the War on Terror. I thank God for him every day.

What are you, a communist? And who is this "Stan" fellow?