[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman:

Oh, so you're Christian Scientists now?

Of course not, just simple, honest, warm-hearted people who believe in the power of prayer.

P.P.S. Do you think I'll "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee"?

Ah yes, I recall the young Mr Clay - a fine sporting buck... But sadly he turned to Islam and look at him now - God has seen fit to inflict great punishment on his earthly body.

You're right...You lost sheep returning home to Rome...I can finally sleep in peace should that ever happen!

Mr Martin, or if I may, Thomas, were you to arrive at Landover, bereft of the trappings of your present apostate church, there would be no sleeping here! Why, the celebrations, with you as guest of honor, would continue until past dawn. There's a small house (9 bedrooms, library, pool -indoor and outdoor -games room, fully equipped kitchen, private cinema, etc.) waiting with your name over the door. As you have no wife to bring, there'd be no fuss or bother with the decor.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman:

Maybe...I just might...consider it...What do I have to do?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman:

Maybe...I just might...consider it...What do I have to do?

That hesitating reply, for us here at Landover, became words of hope.

This page gives a rough idea of the beliefs of Landover Baptist Church

Our ministries are here; in which would you be interested?

Clearly Catlix are not allowed anywhere near Landover for insurance purposes (theirs not ours). You would be required to write to the vicar of Rome (PO Box 666, Vatican City, Vatican) resigning your position in the apostate church and publishing that letter on these forums. In that letter you would express your new found and irreversible belief in

• Christ, being the God of both Testaments, did not alter God’s Law one jot or tittle (save dietary in Leviticus and a few other minor changes.)
• Adult baptism, as infant baptism is pointless
• The inerrant word of KJV1611
• The freedom to marry of all members of the clergy, especially bishops, for whom it is compulsory.
• The correctness of the symbolic rather than any miraculous meaning of transubstantiation
• The dismissal of all monks and nuns
• The creation of saints by Rome being ridiculous and unsupportable
• The vicar of Rome and his minions being devoid of all authority worldly or otherwise
• The acceptance that all people are able to communicate with God directly on all matters and thus
• The pointlessness of intercession
• The acceptance of the truth of Creation, The Flood, The Tower of Babel, Jonah, Daniel, Shadrach, etc., as laid out in KJV1611
• The lack of authority of the Apocrypha
• The 10 Commandments as laid down by the Baptist church
• The relegation of Mary, mother of Christ, to no more than that
• The opposition to all display of graven images and the reverence of relics
• Salvation being by Faith alone and that works are of little or no account and hence
• All adherents to other religions and atheists are destined for Hell regardless of works
• Once Saved, always Saved

Anyway, the list goes on see how you get on with the above.

Always remember that security at Landover is second to none. We have very special facilities for bringing those involved in cult worship back to their rightful minds.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman:

yes, he made some stuff that wasn't really the best thing around. I never believed LSD could actually cure anything, it was too violent...

You think that the problem with hippy drugs is that they're too violent?

You got the wrong man here, this chap is born in 1936. That would have made him 2 years when LSD was first synthesized.

If he'd lie about the date of his death by 20 years, what else might he be lying about? Damnfool druggies would probably argue that the Years of Our Lord are just a manmade concept imposed on the ineffable flow of time and space, or some such nonsense.

You're right...You lost sheep returning home to Rome...I can finally sleep in peace should that ever happen!

If you're having that much difficulty getting to sleep, you could just try munching on one of those rohypnol-laced wafers you serve up to the altarboys?

[snottyduck]

Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman:

You think that the problem with hippy drugs is that they're too violent?

At the time that Hoffman made this stuff the word hippy didn't exist, let alone a movement. Hoffman performed experimental trials, he didn't want to make some wacko movement.


If he'd lie about the date of his death by 20 years, what else might he be lying about? Damnfool druggies would probably argue that the Years of Our Lord are just a manmade concept imposed on the ineffable flow of time and space, or some such nonsense.

I don't know what possibly is the importance of this, he wasn't Abbie Hoffman because Albert Hofmann was 30 years older than Abbie and Abbie didn't research chemical compounds but was a political activist.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman:

At the time that Hoffman made this stuff the word hippy didn't exist, let alone a movement. Hoffman performed experimental trials, he didn't want to make some wacko movement.

The point of a word existing, you well know, is neither here nor there. We are talking precursor here.
Take a moment to consider the immoral stance of so-called scientists such as Abbie Hoffman, the ones under the thrall of the Devil programmed to undermine the growing True Christian™ Movement. They create the tools of mass misery and then abandon their godless malformed child of evil to the hands of Satan and his minions – thus causing gnashing and wailing in the world as generations fall into to the hands of the Father of Lies.

I don't know what possibly is the importance of this, he wasn't Abbie Hoffman because Albert Hofmann was 30 years older than Abbie and Abbie didn't research chemical compounds but was a political activist.

I see not knowing the importance has not stopped you from posting. I have many times suggested a forum solely devoted to persons with no idea what they are talking about. The disparate views of the nigh-on criminally insane would be a source of endless amusement to us all.

FYI, it is a proven fact that people who write in green ink are quite mad.

[Jellepieters]

Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science

you extremist little fucks! always talking about other people but YOU're not perfect either. You're dumb 'cause you don't want to see the world as it is. you're living in your own ignorant reality. Religion is making you blind. you're happy that a 102year old man died. you must be very proud of yourself. Go back to the middle ages! then you can what your religion is really about caus today noone gives a crap about Christianity anymore.
OK, you have the right to believe anything you want but you've got to understand that there are other people with other opinions! SO DON'T BOTHER US ANYMORE WITH YOUR CHRISTIAN BULLSH*T!

[Lisa H]

Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science

you extremist little piffles! always talking about other people but YOU're not perfect either. You're dumb 'cause you don't want to see the world as it is. you're living in your own ignorant reality. Religion is making you blind. you're happy that a 102year old man died. you must be very proud of yourself. Go back to the middle ages! then you can what your religion is really about caus today noone gives a crap about Christianity anymore.
OK, you have the right to believe anything you want but you've got to understand that there are other people with other opinions! SO DON'T BOTHER US ANYMORE WITH YOUR CHRISTIAN BULLSH*T!

You came here just to post that rubbish. You intelligence is outstanding.

[John Scopes]

Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science

you extremist little piffles! always talking about other people but YOU're not perfect either. You're dumb 'cause you don't want to see the world as it is. you're living in your own ignorant reality. Religion is making you blind. you're happy that a 102year old man died. you must be very proud of yourself. Go back to the middle ages! then you can what your religion is really about caus today noone gives a crap about Christianity anymore.
OK, you have the right to believe anything you want but you've got to understand that there are other people with other opinions! SO DON'T BOTHER US ANYMORE WITH YOUR CHRISTIAN BULLSH*T!

I'm sure you came here with good intent hoping to shine a light of knowledge. However you will not get far with such an antagonistic attitude. Think of posting using only monosyllabic words, and very simple concepts.

Not that you will be listened to of course.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science

What does any of that garbage have to do with Albert Hoffman? Are you saying that widespread drug abuse is the only reason why anyone believes in those things?

you extremist little piffles! always talking about other people but YOU're not perfect either. You're dumb 'cause you don't want to see the world as it is. you're living in your own ignorant reality. Religion is making you blind. you're happy that a 102year old man died. you must be very proud of yourself. Go back to the middle ages! then you can what your religion is really about caus today noone gives a crap about Christianity anymore.

What are you basing that on? If you actually talked to anyone outside your tiny liberal elite bubble, I think you'd find that really quite a lot of people care about Christianity.

OK, you have the right to believe anything you want but you've got to understand that there are other people with other opinions! SO DON'T BOTHER US ANYMORE WITH YOUR CHRISTIAN BULLSH*T!

We understand that there are people with other opinions. We understand that perfectly. If you already agreed with us, we wouldn't need to harass and attack you, now would we? Think about it.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman:

I have taken LSD dozens of times, particularly when I was in college. I've never had any adverse health affects from it. Although, there will be the occasional flashback, like I'll be sitting in a java cafe reading lesbian poetry and suddenly my soy chai tea will begin talking to me in Chinese. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman:

Go back to the middle ages! then you can what your religion is really about caus today noone gives a crap about Christianity anymore.

I'm not sure what any of this has to do with Albert Hoffman. However, 78% of Americans are Christians . . . Including the devout President, Barack Obama.

No one?

OK, you have the right to believe anything you want but you've got to understand that there are other people with other opinions! SO DON'T BOTHER US ANYMORE WITH YOUR CHRISTIAN BULLSH*T!

How exactly did we bother you? Didn't you have to register for this forum, look up the answer to a question about the Bible, wait for email confirmation, and sign in?

We didn't come to you. You came to us, because you want the Love of Jesus.

I have taken LSD dozens of times, particularly when I was in college. I've never had any adverse health affects from it. Although, there will be the occasional flashback, like I'll be sitting in a java cafe reading lesbian poetry and suddenly my soy chai tea will begin talking to me in Chinese. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

The last time I read your lesbian poetry, my stomach began talking to the wastebasket.

I have since switched from the stainless steel mesh wastebasket I then had to something a bit more . . . impermeable.

[jennabenna]

Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman:

I have taken LSD dozens of times, particularly when I was in college. I've never had any adverse health affects from it. Although, there will be the occasional flashback, like I'll be sitting in a java cafe reading lesbian poetry and suddenly my soy chai tea will begin talking to me in Chinese. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

Lol, it happens. The first time I took it, I was a junior in high school and somewhat underestimated how long it would last. Took it late at night, tripped for about two hours, played with glow sticks, fell asleep and had trippy dreams, woke up, and was still hallucinating into third period. Teachers, not knowing much of anything about the world I live in, didn't notice.
<---- Racist smiley, should have brown skin

[Hubert Hope]

Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman:

Lol, it happens. The first time I took it, I was a junior in high school and somewhat underestimated how long it would last. Took it late at night, tripped for about two hours, played with glow sticks, fell asleep and had trippy dreams, woke up, and was still hallucinating into third period. Teachers, not knowing much of anything about the world I live in, didn't notice.
<---- Racist smiley, should have brown skin

How old were you then? 13??? ...Are you sure it was a glow stick, or was it Satan's private members that you were playing with?, you perverted woman!!....

[Imam Rashik]

Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman:

How old were you then? 13??? ...Are you sure it was a glow stick, or was it Satan's private members that you were playing with?, you perverted woman!!....

Allah(pbuh) is very displeased with jennabenna. This woman follows the Shaitan and his Jinns in taking intoxicants (drugs) and the sinfulness of the flesh. Allah(pbuh) will pleased with you Hubert for chastising this woman. She deserves the just punishment Prophet Mohammad gave.


SURA 2:219. They ask you about intoxicants and games of chance. Say: In both of them there is a great sin and means of profit for men, and their sin is greater than their profit. And they ask you as to what they should spend. Say: What you can spare. Thus does Allah make clear to you the communications, that you may ponder.

SURA 5
93. O you who believe! intoxicants and games of chance and [sacrificing to] stones set up and [dividing by] arrows are only an uncleanness, the Shaitan's work; shun it therefore that you may be successful.
94. The Shaitan only desires to cause enmity and hatred to spring in your midst by means of intoxicants and games of chance, and to keep you off from the remembrance of Allah and from prayer. Will you then desist?
95. And obey Allah and obey the messenger and be cautious; but if you turn back, then know that only a clear deliverance of the message is [incumbent] on Our messenger.

Book 8.766:
Narrated' `Uqba bin Al−Harith: An−Nu`man or the son of An−Nu`man was brought to the Prophet in a state of intoxication. The Prophet felt it hard (was angry) and ordered all those who were present in the house, to beat him. And they beat him, using palm−leaf stalks and shoes, and I was among those who beat him.