[Talitha]

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What about this:

1 Timothy
2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

That's appropriate for heathans like Von wot-not, but a True Christian™ Female (moi) must look her best for Jesus' return.

Isaiah 61:10
I will greatly rejoice in the LORD, my soul shall be joyful in my God; for he hath clothed me with the garments of salvation, he hath covered me with the robe of righteousness, as a bridegroom decketh himself with ornaments, and as a bride adorneth herself with her jewels.

That's why Boby Joe is 100% correct with his statement.
Or should I say Senior Pastor Bobby Joe!

[Bobby-Joe]

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That's appropriate for heathans like Von wot-not, but a True Christian™ Female (moi) must look her best for Jesus' return.

Isaiah 61:10
I will greatly rejoice in the LORD, my soul shall be joyful in my God; for he hath clothed me with the garments of salvation, he hath covered me with the robe of righteousness, as a bridegroom decketh himself with ornaments, and as a bride adorneth herself with her jewels.

That's why Boby Joe is 100% correct with his statement.
Or should I say Senior Pastor Bobby Joe!

Naturally Sister Talitha.

The key point Tommy "or costly array;". When Sister Talitha goes off goes off to that Christian designer in New York it is not costly for a good Christian like her.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Is "ironing" the latest wicker code for "I drugged their tea and skinned them while they were still alive"?

No, I mean ironing, you know that thing where you put wrinkled clothes on an ironing board and use a nifty little think called an iron to get wrinkles and creases out?
..................Of course you don't know, you probably assume it's done by magic. old
Well, here's a little visual aid for you:

Anyway Rachael with your adversion to breast implants how do expect ever to become a good Christian wife? Next we will learn you abhor make up.

I think it's stupid to want bigger boobs just to please some selfish male idea of what women are supposed to look like. Technically breasts are simply the udders of the human world.
As to makeup...nothing against that, but I'm not a fan of overdoing it (the makeup, that is).

[Deaner]

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Technically breasts are simply the udders of the human world.

Biblically they're your husbands; as is the rest of your existence. Does your husband not buy you new scrubbing cloths when you need them; or maybe a new apron? Does he not buy you toilet cleaner and soap for the laundry?

If your husband wanted new breasts, you would think you would do it out of love. But keep in mind that even if you don't want to; a man has a right to maintain his property. You don't see the fence talking back to him when it needs fixed.

Dean

[Talitha]

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Biblically they're your husbands; as is the rest of your existence. Does your husband not buy you new scrubbing cloths when you need them; or maybe a new apron? Does he not buy you toilet cleaner and soap for the laundry?

If your husband wanted new breasts, you would think you would do it out of love. But keep in mind that even if you don't want to; a man has a right to maintain his property. You don't see the fence talking back to him when it needs fixed.

Dean

Very well put Brother Deaner.
See Hellflinger? That's how a True Christian™ Male shows his Woman how to behave.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Biblically they're your husbands; as is the rest of your existence. Does your husband not buy you new scrubbing cloths when you need them; or maybe a new apron? Does he not buy you toilet cleaner and soap for the laundry?

Sweet merciful crawdads, Deaner! Last I checked they were on MY chest, not his, and being thusly attached to my body, the logical conclusion is that they belong to me!
And as for buying things like that....buy me an apron??? Bwahahaha!!! Well..not for the kitchen, anyway.
And we both pay our share of expenses, thankyou very much!

If your husband wanted new breasts, you would think you would do it out of love. But keep in mind that even if you don't want to; a man has a right to maintain his property. You don't see the fence talking back to him when it needs fixed.

Dean

Like I've said already, he's never given me any indication of being less than satisfied with what's already there.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Like I've said already, he's never given me any indication of being less than satisfied with what's already there.

Ummmmm hummmmm. He probably thinks you are a boy, which evokes an entirely new set of problems.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Ummmmm hummmmm. He probably thinks you are a boy, which evokes an entirely new set of problems.

Sorry, but that is not the case, dear Pastor. Now I understand that you may be used to women who look like this:

But that does not mean that all slender women are boyish. Sheesh. old

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Sorry, but that is not the case, dear Pastor. Now I understand that you may be used to women who look like this:
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But that does not mean that all slender women are boyish. Sheesh. old

Au Contraire, you french tweet! The women at Landover look like....well, here they are.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Wow, you must drink a LOT of beer.
Not only that, but if those pics are really of the church women, you would have to be considerably skilled in photoshop. EXTREMELY skilled in photoshop.
*snicker*

[tommy]

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Ummmmm hummmmm. He probably thinks you are a boy, which evokes an entirely new set of problems.

[OnYourKnees]

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Sweet merciful crawdads, Deaner! Last I checked they were on MY chest, not his, and being thusly attached to my body, the logical conclusion is that they belong to me!

They belong to you, and you belong to him, therefore, they belong to him. As do your crabs, crawdads, whatever.

And we both pay our share of expenses, thankyou very much!

Really, now. It's only called "your" dowry because it's what your father had to pay to get your husband to take you. It's actually your husband's, as are you and everything you own.

Perhaps he lets you think it's yours, so you won't nag him so much?

[Brother Love]

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Sweet merciful crawdads, Deaner! Last I checked they were on MY chest, not his, and being thusly attached to my body, the logical conclusion is that they belong to me!
And as for buying things like that....buy me an apron??? Bwahahaha!!! Well..not for the kitchen, anyway.
And we both pay our share of expenses, thankyou very much!


Like I've said already, he's never given me any indication of being less than satisfied with what's already there.

Does ya gets it HELL-sing? You and all other women are PROPERTY of your husbands!!

he...he...he I bet that is going to stick in that witch like a claw....

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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They belong to you, and you belong to him, therefore, they belong to him. As do your crabs, crawdads, whatever.

Sweet merciful crawdads, I do NOT have crawdads!.....I mean crabs.....I mean crawdads.....crabs or crawdads!

Really, now. It's only called "your" dowry because it's what your father had to pay to get your husband to take you. It's actually your husband's, as are you and everything you own.

Perhaps he lets you think it's yours, so you won't nag him so much?

This is not two centuries ago. I didn't come with a dowry, that's an antiquated notion that's no longer necessary. Nowadays people (except for those who still have arranged marriages) choose who they marry for love, not for whose parents can supply the biggest bribe.
And how is MY flesh, which is attached to MY body, not mine? What about when I die? (Knock on wood not for a long time) Then my chest will be cremated along with the rest of my body, not preserved in a jar. Thus proving my point.

Does ya gets it HELL-sing? You and all other women are PROPERTY of your husbands!!

That isn't true. Marriage is meant to be a partnership, not an owner/slave relationship. (Unless the two people involved are into BDSM, but let's not go there.)

The fact is, a woman's chest belongs to her, and no one else. So there.

[Brother Love]

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Sweet merciful crawdads, I do NOT have crawdads!.....I mean crabs.....I mean crawdads.....crabs or crawdads!


This is not two centuries ago. I didn't come with a dowry, that's an antiquated notion that's no longer necessary. Nowadays people (except for those who still have arranged marriages) choose who they marry for love, not for whose parents can supply the biggest bribe.
And how is MY flesh, which is attached to MY body, not mine? What about when I die? (Knock on wood not for a long time) Then my chest will be cremated along with the rest of my body, not preserved in a jar. Thus proving my point.


That isn't true. Marriage is meant to be a partnership, not an owner/slave relationship. (Unless the two people involved are into BDSM, but let's not go there.)

The fact is, a woman's chest belongs to her, and no one else. So there.

I knew ya WOULDN'T gets it HELL---sing!!

FACT is WOMEN ARE property! Her BREASTS (women don't have chest like men HELLsing!) belong to her HUSBAND! Least ya NOT forget that MAN was created by GOD and in the IMAGE of God whilst a WOMAN was created from the MAN'S RIB and so she was created in the image of MAN. So woman was created to SERVE MAN and to be HIS PROPERTY to do with whatever HE wants!

Good God witch ya REALLY needs to ready the HOLY BIBLE KJV1611.