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    God strikes girl with lightening while MASTURBATING!!!!

    God, the creator of the Heavens and Earth, omnipotent, moved men to write the Holy Bible, gave us dominion over every single living creature on Earth, destroyer of cities has an important message; DO NOT MASTURBATE!!!!

    There are many things God is ok with, like murder, rape, slavery, having women subservient to men but He draws the line when your thoughts turn to lust and touch your filthy parts. Want proof? I have it, right here.

    (Stop Masturbation Now)— There is nothing more disgusting than thethought of a teenage girl touching herself. Well Nature agrees too. Jennifer Connery of Hoagland Nebraska was struck by lightning this past Tuesday while masturbating outside behind a tree. “We don’t let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason so I guess she had to sneak out side” embarrassed father Winston Connery was quoted as saying when contacted.

    According to medical experts the moisture between her genitals and her fingertips served as a conductor and caused a lot of damage to nerve endings there is a good chance she will not regain feeling in either. “She is lucky to have only been using two fingers at the time, it could have been much worse” Carol Rogers, pediatric nurse responded. “Right now I think she is just embarrassed that she had to learn a lesson the hard way”

    Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.
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    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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  • #2
    Re: God strikes girl with lightening while MASTURBATING!!!!

    Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
    God, the creator of the Heavens and Earth, omnipotent, moved men to write the Holy Bible, gave us dominion over every single living creature on Earth, destroyer of cities has an important message; DO NOT MASTERBATE!!!!

    There are many things God is ok with, like murder, rape, slavery, having women subservient to men but He draws the line when your thoughts turn to lust and touch your filthy parts. Want proof? I have it, right here.
    Well Brother, for her sake I hope she takes this as a wake-up call because she will certainly look back on this occasion as one of the "good times" on earth - when she suffers heat and shock worse than any lightning bold - for eternity!

    GLORY!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: God strikes girl with lightening while MASTURBATING!!!!

      I guess atheists would want to reproduce this ACT OF GOD to prove divine intervention was the cause. On the next attempt the little hell bound whore would be obliged to use some lubricant to remove any chance the lightening strike was not caused by friction building up an area of static electricity.
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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      • #4
        Re: God strikes girl with lightening while MASTURBATING!!!!

        What I don't understand is why women masterbate. I mean, it's not like they have a tallywhacker, right? Do they just pretend they have one so they can hurt our Saviour? No wonder God ended that little charade with His final warning.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • #5
          Re: God strikes girl with lightening while MASTURBATING!!!!

          Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
          God, the creator of the Heavens and Earth, omnipotent, moved men to write the Holy Bible, gave us dominion over every single living creature on Earth, destroyer of cities has an important message; DO NOT MASTERBATE!!!!

          There are many things God is ok with, like murder, rape, slavery, having women subservient to men but He draws the line when your thoughts turn to lust and touch your filthy parts. Want proof? I have it, right here.
          What a good warning for this girl! Shame on her parents for not teaching her better and shame on her for this sin. I hope she learned her lesson before she spends eternity in Hell!
          "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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          • #6
            Re: God strikes girl with lightening while MASTURBATING!!!!

            Masturbation in women is NOTHING more than self abortion. All these women masterbators are doing is having fantasies of having sex with good Christian men

            What does the Bible say about sex fantasies:
            Matthew 5:28
            But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
            That's right, these women are forcing good men against their will to commit the damning sin of THOUGHT ADULTERY!

            And since no reproductive sex ether leads to abortions or gayness that means these girls are deliberately trying to turn good Christian men in faggot baby murders.

            FACT:             it well known that WITCHES masturbate chronically. Do you want your daughter to grow up to become a baby eating wicker witch? NO! Then stop her from abusing herself.

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            • #7
              Re: God strikes girl with lightening while MASTURBATING!!!!

              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
              What I don't understand is why women masterbate. I mean, it's not like they have a tallywhacker, right? Do they just pretend they have one so they can hurt our Saviour? No wonder God ended that little charade with His final warning.

              Rom.1:26-27
              For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
              People often skip over this part of the verse, but I Pray on it all the time.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #8
                Re: God strikes girl with lightening while MASTURBATING!!!!

                No, she was struck by lighting because she was outside next to a FUCKING TREE
                Rom.1:26-27
                For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                • #9
                  Re: God strikes girl with lightening while MASTURBATING!!!!

                  Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
                  No, she was struck by lighting because she was outside next to a piffleING TREE
                  You think God can't get through bedroom windows to punish a girl for hand to gland combat? Like the walls of her home are made of iron or something (Judges 1:19)?

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #10
                    Re: God strikes girl with lightening while MASTURBATING!!!!

                    Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
                    No, she was struck by lighting because she was outside next to a piffleING TREE,
                    She was next to a fucking tree, masturbating friend. The connection between female or harlot masturbation and lighting strikes is crystal clear here friend.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • #11
                      Re: God strikes girl with lightening while MASTURBATING!!!!

                      Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
                      No, she was struck by lighting because she was outside next to a piffleING TREE

                      this is god who punishes

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                      • #12
                        Re: God strikes girl with lightening while MASTURBATING!!!!

                        So many horrible side-effects come from self-pleasure! There is a reason why God speaks out about abusing oneself, people! I have seen the gnarled hands of a 14 year old boy, barely able to grasp a pencil because of the energy wasted on the sin of Onan. I've had to siphon the goo from lady-parts because of infected innards due to vegetable oil and other such lubricants. These are real examples, friends! God will not be mocked!

                        He made us to use our procreative parts when we want to have yet another soldier for His Kingdom. We aren't meant to enjoy it! Well, men are supposed to enjoy it, but that's God's natural design. And we are only supposed to enjoy those parts when we are sharing them with a hot young tart in our marriage bed. Thank you, Jesus!

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                        • #13
                          Re: God strikes girl with lightening while MASTURBATING!!!!

                          I have been masturbation since I was 12, never been struck by lightening. That's a good 19 yrs of spilling some seed atleast 3 times a week.

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                          • #14
                            Re: God strikes girl with lightening while MASTURBATING!!!!

                            Originally posted by 3Inver9 View Post
                            I have been masturbation since I was 12, never been struck by lightening...
                            So God hasn't struck you down yet. That's supposed to prove something?

                            ...That's a good 19 yrs of spilling some seed atleast 3 times a week.
                            Amateur.

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                            • #15
                              Re: God strikes girl with lightening while MASTURBATING!!!!

                              Originally posted by 3Inver9 View Post
                              I have been masturbation since I was 12, never been struck by lightening. That's a good 19 yrs of spilling some seed atleast 3 times a week.
                              Yet.

                              Go read the Hell train thread friend. Page after page of sinner who got it in the end from our Loving Savior. God is patient, He doesn't care if it takes Him eighty, nighty years He WILL punish sin! Even the arch slut Doris Day will pay for her crimes.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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