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    Re: The Manly Jesus Thread

    I'm thinking that maybe posting images of a strong and handsome Jesus is not such a good idea while in the presence of homosexuals whom you are trying to make straight (not that I think that forcing gays to be straight is a good idea, but I think you're defeating yourself with those pictures). I'm pretty sure that a gay guy is going to be just as (physically) attracted to a manly Jesus who radiates testosterone as he would an effeminate Jesus. What I think you Landoverites ought to do is create two sub-forums, one for gay men and one for gay women. You should post your "Manly Jesus" pictures in the lesbians' forum to try to "turn them straight for Jesus" by using those pictures, and then post pictures of really hot (but Christian) ladies in the men's forum for the same purpose.

    Once again, I do not think there is anything wrong with homosexuality (or bisexuality, or transgendered persons, or transvestites), I just can't help but notice the flaw in your use of manly pictures of Jesus to make gay men straight. In fact I think those pictures would make your "Un-Gay" Christians go back to being gay. I know you're trying to show them what a "real man" looks like, but I'm thinking that you should maybe get them to focus less on what men look like, and more on what women look like.

    But this is just a thought from Alie, the decision is, of course, up to the Admins and Mods.





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    Re: The Manly Jesus Thread

    You have a point, but most male sodomites are attracted the feminine aspects of other men, since they are actually heterosexual at heart. One can only go so far in defying God's design.
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      Re: The Manly Jesus Thread

      Hmm... I don't know about that... there are a lot of gay guys who'd much rather be "the woman" in a relationship and who'd love to have a testosterone-filled hunk of man to dominate them. Either way, it still isn't the best idea to post pictures of men (of any kind) in a forum for gay guys you're trying to make straight.
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      • #4
        Re: The Manly Jesus Thread

        I guess it's also possible that some of the lezbeans, ahem, cruising this forum might see the pictures and mistake our Savior for a bulldyke... now THAT would be abominable!
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        • #5
          Re: The Manly Jesus Thread

          Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
          I guess it's also possible that some of the lezbeans, ahem, cruising this forum might see the pictures and mistake our Savior for a bulldyke... now THAT would be abominable!
          Sister, I find it far more likely that a lesbian seeing the effeminate, Catholic Jesus would believe Him to be a lipstick lesbian, than that any of our Manly Jesus pics would be confused with a bulldyke!

          Really, now!

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          • #6
            Re: The Manly Jesus Thread

            I don't know... you should see how butch they've gotten lately.







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            • #7
              Re: The Manly Jesus Thread

              Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
              I don't know... you should see how butch they've gotten lately.

              You missed out this one:
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #8
                Re: The Manly Jesus Thread

                Stop that!

                This isn't the Manly Lezbionic Glamour Shots Thread!!

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                • #9
                  Re: The Manly Jesus Thread

                  OnYourKnees is right! This is the "You Landoverites Ought To Create Two Sub-forums, One For Gay Men and One For Gay Women" thread! (Though I must say that I'm really glad that that isn't the thread's actual titile; that's a mouthful!)
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                  • #10
                    Re: The Manly Jesus Thread

                    Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                    OnYourKnees is right! This is the "You Landoverites Ought To Create Two Sub-forums, One For Gay Men and One For Gay Women" thread! (Though I must say that I'm really glad that that isn't the thread's actual titile; that's a mouthful!)

                    Why Alie? What is the point of saving a carpet cleaning thespian? They are women who do not have souls anyway. If women just sat down, shut up and did as their husbands or fathers told them to do there would be a lot less of these carpet cleaning thespians running about looking for school girls to try thier "method" out on.

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