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  • Capatain
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    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2006
    • 20
    #1

    Me again.

    Sorry about the double post. I didn't know what it meant to "close this thread after you submit your message." Cut me some slack. I'm a PC challenged old fart.
    I still need help getting into my user CP. Thanks.
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    • Jesus is Lord
      Devout seeker of the Truth™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 639
      #2
      Re: Me again.

      Originally posted by Capatain View Post
      Sorry about the double post. I didn't know what it meant to "close this thread after you submit your message." Cut me some slack. I'm a PC challenged old fart.
      I still need help getting into my user CP. Thanks.
      Jesus will tell the Pastors when He feels you have earned access to your Control Panel. Post a while and He may just decide to allow you access.
      The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
      Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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        • Fish
          Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
          On the point of being banned for lying and libel
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Oct 2006
          • 318
          #3
          Re: Me again.

          Originally posted by Capatain View Post
          Sorry about the double post. I didn't know what it meant to "close this thread after you submit your message." Cut me some slack. I'm a PC challenged old fart.
          I still need help getting into my user CP. Thanks.
          There is nothing exciting in the CP trust me. I don't have access nor do I miss it.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552
              #4
              Re: Me again.

              Originally posted by Capatain View Post
              Sorry about the double post. I didn't know what it meant to "close this thread after you submit your message." Cut me some slack. I'm a PC challenged old fart.
              I still need help getting into my user CP. Thanks.
              Unless you have something meaningful to say, please refrain from posting. This thread is virtually meaningless, thanks to your diminished mental capacity.

              The title of this section is "The introduction forum", not "spew gibberish and imagine its clever forum". If you'd like to introduce yourself properly, do so now. If nothing of value appears here within the next few hours, this thread will be deleted, "Captain".
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Fish
                  Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                  On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 318
                  #5
                  Re: Me again.

                  Feel the love.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552
                      #6
                      Re: Me again.

                      Originally posted by Fish View Post
                      Feel the love.
                      Listen nancyboy, Jesus is all about love. He loves you so much that He's ready to send you straight to hell for smoking your boyfriend's skinflute RIGHT NOW! Better watch your mouth, homer, or you'll feel the love of Jesus all the way up to your colon.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Fish
                          Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                          On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                          Foul Sinner on Moderation
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 318
                          #7
                          Re: Me again.

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          He's ready to send you straight to hell for smoking your boyfriend's skinflute RIGHT NOW!
                          Ok but I don't have a boyfriend.

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                            • Jesus is Lord
                              Devout seeker of the Truth™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 639
                              #8
                              Re: Me again.

                              Originally posted by Fish View Post
                              Ok but I don't have a boyfriend.
                              You can lie to us but not to Jesus. He sees all, He knows what you do in bathroom stalls.

                              Repent, homer. Turn or Burn!
                              The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                              Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                                • Fish
                                  Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                                  On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                                  Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                  • Oct 2006
                                  • 318
                                  #9
                                  Re: Me again.

                                  Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                                  Repent, homer. Turn or Burn!
                                  Why do you all call me Homer? My name isn't Homer.

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                                    • SalvationSeeker
                                      True Christian™ Theologian
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 3892
                                      #10
                                      Re: Me again.

                                      Originally posted by Fish View Post
                                      Why do you all call me Homer? My name isn't Homer.
                                      Because you are a homersexual, you slow sinner.
                                      Get on your knees and REPENT for your butt-buggering at once!
                                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                        • Fish
                                          Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                                          On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                                          Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                          • Oct 2006
                                          • 318
                                          #11
                                          Re: Me again.

                                          But I did repent, I'm a Christian.

                                          By the way, I'm not a homosexual but I'm flattered by your offer.

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                                            • SalvationSeeker
                                              True Christian™ Theologian
                                              Forum Member
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 3892
                                              #12
                                              Re: Me again.

                                              Originally posted by Fish View Post
                                              But I did repent, I'm a Christian.

                                              By the way, I'm not a homosexual but I'm flattered by your offer.
                                              So you're saying you aren't a homer but yet here you are, trying to seduce us Godly men of Landover to your awful lifestyle choice..
                                              Enjoy hell, retard.
                                              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                              Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                                • Bobby-Joe
                                                  Landover Security Superviser
                                                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 18405
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Me again.

                                                  Originally posted by Fish View Post
                                                  But I did repent, I'm a Christian.

                                                  By the way, I'm not a homosexual but I'm flattered by your offer.
                                                  Friend,

                                                  You may call yourself a Christian, but does Jesus call you a TRUE Christian™? With your interest in homerism I think not. Let Jesus take you in His saving embrace, fill you with His love and drive the homer demon out of you.

                                                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                    • Fish
                                                      Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                                                      On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                                                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 318
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Me again.

                                                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                                      Friend,

                                                      You may call yourself a Christian, but does Jesus call you a TRUE Christian™? With your interest in homerism I think not. Let Jesus take you in His saving embrace, fill you with His love and drive the homer demon out of you.
                                                      Your opinions have been duly noted friend.

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                                                        • Capatain
                                                          Unsaved trash
                                                          Under Investigation
                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                          • 20
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Me again.

                                                          Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                                                          Jesus will tell the Pastors when He feels you have earned access to your Control Panel. Post a while and He may just decide to allow you access.
                                                          Jesus talks to the pastors? Huh, fancy that. Tell Jesus I need a hundred bucks by tomorrow. If I don't get it I'll know you're lyingl.

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