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  • #31
    Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Because we know you can't boil water without burning it.
    Oh I so can!!!!

    Anyway, burning the water and burning the stove don't mean the same thing.
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    • #32
      Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Oh I so can!!!!

      Anyway, burning the water and burning the stove don't mean the same thing.
      What has this discussion of your failures in the kitchen to do with your revolting assertion that our Lord and Savior was some sort of corksoaking abomination like Father Mo?

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      • #33
        Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

        I have no idea. I told dear BJ that he'd contradicted his own argument and that somehow led to cooking.

        But it does seem to clarify one thing. Seems I won the debate here.
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        • #34
          Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          I have no idea. I told dear BJ that he'd contradicted his own argument and that somehow led to cooking.

          But it does seem to clarify one thing. Seems I won the debate here.
          You're the one who restored to threats of physical violence by offering me your cooking Rachael.

          As I said before; there is no contradiction with scripture, there are just failings of imagination.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • #35
            Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            But it does seem to clarify one thing. Seems I won the debate here.
            That is ridiculous. You might as well claim that the Demonrats are winning the debate over Iraq!
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #36
              Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              Wrong friend; God only created AIDs to smite sinners in the 1980's. At the bidding of Satan witches now spread it around with their tainted blood. They bite themselves and spit it at people.
              Well yes, but since it only appeared a fex decades ago, that doesn't necessarily mean there wasn't any sodomy before. Maybe God just had other punishments back then, when chlamydia, gonorrhea etc. (not syfilis, that came from South-America) were suitable punishments?

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              • #37
                Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

                Originally posted by Apollyon View Post
                Well yes, but since it only appeared a fex decades ago, that doesn't necessarily mean there wasn't any sodomy before. Maybe God just had other punishments back then, when chlamydia, gonorrhea etc. (not syfilis, that came from South-America) were suitable punishments?
                An interesting point, Apollyon.

                In the days before antibiotics, chlamydia and the like were horrible afflictions, which stayed with a fornicator all his days. Now, a Homer can go get a shot or a few pills, and it goes away in hours!

                It's possible God felt a need to re-open the Book of Creation to release another virus to kill off Homers and other fornicators.

                However, I have another theory about it; see my new thread in False Religions and Cults here.

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                • #38
                  Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

                  Ok, to dear Bobby Joe and Temperance.
                  I made my points.
                  You made your rebuttal points.
                  Your rebuttal points did not rebut my points.
                  Therefore, sorry to say, but that kinda doea mean I won the debate, and that you are in fervent denial.
                  *Smiles*
                  A nice start to the morning.

                  Well yes, but since it only appeared a fex decades ago, that doesn't necessarily mean there wasn't any sodomy before. Maybe God just had other punishments back then, when chlamydia, gonorrhea etc. (not syfilis, that came from South-America) were suitable punishments?
                  Apollyon, even these bible bashers have to admit man-on-man sex is a very old thing. How do you think the word sodomy came to be?
                  Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 02-15-2007, 09:46 PM.
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                  • #39
                    Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    You made your rebuttal points.
                    Your rebuttal points did not rebut my points.
                    Therefore, sorry to say, but that kinda doea mean I won the debate, and that you are in fervent denial.
                    How ironic.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #40
                      Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      How ironic.
                      Yes, rather. Isn't Rachael threating to feed someone her cooking like calling somone a Nazi? It means you've run out of arguements and lost the debate.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • #41
                        Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

                        Would you leave my cooking out of it??? No one's died so far, and my cooking isn't bad anymore. I've learned.
                        If I really was going to threaten you, I'd offer you some of my mother's cooking.
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                        • #42
                          Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                          Would you leave my cooking out of it??? No one's died so far, and my cooking isn't bad anymore. I've learned.
                          If I really was going to threaten you, I'd offer you some of my mother's cooking.
                          If your mother's cooking is as filthy and vile as her "appetites" are reputed to be, then that's a fearsome threat indeed.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #43
                            Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            If your mother's cooking is as filthy and vile as her "appetites" are reputed to be, then that's a fearsome threat indeed.
                            Her 'appetites', huh? You....uhh....obviously don't know too much about my mother.
                            Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 02-15-2007, 11:37 PM.
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                            • #44
                              Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              Her 'appetites', huh? You....uhh....obviously don't know too much about my mother.
                              I'm glad to say I have no personal experience with her, but I've heard stories. Dark, strange stories.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • #45
                                Re: It seems jesus might have been gay!

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                I'm glad to say I have no personal experience with her, but I've heard stories. Dark, strange stories.
                                STORYTIME! Everybody gather 'round, Brother T is going to tell us a STORY!

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