[Bill R. Briscoe]

Re: Hello, all.

Please note: I am writing of my experiences here on the forums as well. Please, continue to mock me, if that is indeed what you wish to have published in a book about your church.

It sounds like you're going to type a cover page saying "This is what the church is about," then type the King James Bible word for word. Anything else would be lies. At first I thought this would be a great idea, getting the KJV1611 out to more people, but then I remembered what that book actually entails, unlike you.

Jeremiah 23:30
Therefore, behold, I am against the prophets, declares the Lord, who steal my words from one another.

Exodus 20:15-16
You shall not steal. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.

While I don't have the moral clarity and compass of a TrueChristian™, I think I can safely say this sounds like a great way to spend an eternity surfing the waves of damnation in Hell.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello, all.

Oh no! Someone is going to write about us and publish a book. Hey, everyone, let's start telling lies about God so she likes us.

Okay! Jesus loves everyone! God wants us to be happy! Jesus is my spiritual boy-friend! squeee!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Hello, all.

Bible Bill you are absolutely correct! Every word that is typed by those of us who are True Christians are simply acting as a channel for the Holy Spirit, and as the Bible says:

But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello, all.

Well, that's his judgement to make, I suppose. My time will come for that. Not sure if I'm keen on either of those ideas, either. "Be digested forever, or burn forever."
Oh well, how things go here with my interactions involving Landover Baptist members will make or break which path I decide to take. I'm sure you have a path that you would rather see me take, so... act accordingly~

How dare you come here and tell us how to act!

We will obey the commands of our LORD without recourse to how it may appear to non believers, thank you very much.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello, all.

First: I ......

Second: I'm hear to learn about Landover Baptist, and if God is not a part of that, then I'm in the wrong place.

Friend, it is not about you. It is about God.

Landover is the pivotal point on Earth for all people whom love Jesus. If you want to find out about us, read the Bible. We follow it inerrantly. If you know the Bible and what is about, then you know us. Pretty simple, even a female should be able to understand this. Though it you are still having problems, just ask and I'll repeat it for you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello, all.

What company do you work for that has two editors assigned to a "learning writer"? We'd like to find out who we're dealing with.

Note: Mommy doesn't count as an editor, and neither does spell-check.

Oh well, how things go here with my interactions involving Landover Baptist members will make or break which path I decide to take. I'm sure you have a path that you would rather see me take, so... act accordingly~

We'd rather see you stop being a God-mocking atheist, follow Jesus and His Word to the letter, and join us in Heaven. But the choice is entirely up to you.

As for "acting accordingly", we will tell you what the Bible says. Not what you'd like it to say, and not just the bits we think you will like. That would only build a false impression of God in your mind, and you'd end up in Hell anyway.

Finally, if you don't want people to respond to you in a negative manner, try not showing up uninvited and unwelcome, saying you want to "study" us like animals in a cage (something innumerable tiresome teenage trolls have already claimed).

Oh no! Someone is going to write about us and publish a book. Hey, everyone, let's start telling lies about God so she likes us.