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  • From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley

    Feb. 13, 2009

    Anyone that has sex on Valentine's Day is a terrorist.

    Wash O'Hanley
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    Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley

    I hunt on Valentines day. Though I'll deny it if pressed.

    I've found the animals tend to be in pairs (one shot, two kills), distracted and if you do only hit one, the second one tends to stand over the carcass of the first, making it no problem. I find this is a great way to teach the kids. I hit the first one then the little guy has plenty of time to get the second.
    Only downside is it is not hunting season so we have to hide the kill down in the bottom of the ice house.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley

      Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
      Feb. 13, 2009

      Anyone that has sex on Valentine's Day is a terrorist.

      Wash O'Hanley
      And this assumption comes from where, exactly?

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      • #4
        Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley

        Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
        Feb. 13, 2009

        Anyone that has sex on Valentine's Day is a terrorist.

        Wash O'Hanley
        I'm getting married on Valentine's Day, does that make me a terrorist?

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        • #5
          Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley

          Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
          Anyone that has sex on Valentine's Day is a terrorist.
          Let me guess, virgin?


          Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

          - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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            Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley

            Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
            Let me guess, virgin?

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            • #7
              Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley

              Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
              Let me guess, virgin?
              Let me guess, whore?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley

                Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
                I'm getting married on Valentine's Day, does that make me a terrorist?
                Since when can lesbians marry?
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                Psalm 109:8
                Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

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                • #9
                  Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley

                  Originally posted by Godsgrace View Post
                  Since when can lesbians marry?
                  I'm not a lesbian.

                  I already mentioned being engaged:
                  Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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                  • #10
                    Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley

                    Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
                    I'm getting married on Valentine's Day, does that make me a terrorist?
                    Yes
                    [Rev 19:20] And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone


                    PALIN/BACHMAN 2016

                    With their husbands permission of course

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                    • #11
                      Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley

                      Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
                      I'm not a lesbian.

                      I already mentioned being engaged:
                      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=58447
                      So how do femnazis get married and lampshade they are men hating lesbos? Do castrate the poor smuck you talked into marry you before or after the ceremony. What's you are your girlfriends viscous nickname you humiliate him with?

                      As a Christian I find the way you unsaved abuse your spouses disgusting. As Jesus taught us, just say no to domestic violence.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • #12
                        Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley

                        Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
                        I'm not a lesbian.
                        i make no distinction between lesbians and feminists. They're all man-hating atheistic whores.

                        (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                        1 Corinthians 11:3
                        But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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                        • #13
                          Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley

                          Originally posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins View Post
                          i make no distinction between lesbians and feminists. They're all man-hating atheistic whores.

                          (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
                          Yes, Mrs. Jenkins - feminists become lesbians because they are prostitutes.

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                          • #14
                            Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            So how do femnazis get married and lampshade they are men hating lesbos? Do castrate the poor smuck you talked into marry you before or after the ceremony. What's you are your girlfriends viscous nickname you humiliate him with?

                            As a Christian I find the way you unsaved abuse your spouses disgusting. As Jesus taught us, just say no to domestic violence.
                            Not all feminists are lesbians.
                            Mark (my fiance) asked me to marry him and we are going to have a normal wedding ceremony.

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                              Re: From the notepad of Wash O'Hanley

                              Originally posted by terra_godard7 View Post
                              Not all feminists are lesbians.
                              Mark (my fiance) asked me to marry him and we are going to have a normal wedding ceremony.
                              You mean, he doesn't have to wear a dress?
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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