Imma homo here

[HomoRise]

Friendly question: do you like trains?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Why homo here

Friendly question: do you like trains?

What's "friendly" about ignoring our gracious hosts' simple request, as in "Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus."?

[Isabella White]

Re: Why homo here

Friendly question: do you like trains?

Dear Miss ElmoRise: Welcome to , at . We are pleased that you have found your way here, and we pray that you are serving the , which you must do in order to avoid spending eternity in , which is what you actually deserve for being such a wretched, horrible, evil, rotten sinner. You will find that we are a no-nonsense, strict group of believers who focus on the mercy of the saving of . As such, we follow the very carefully, and we have no time for other, watered-down versions of the Holy Bible, just as we have no time for trifling trolls who come around these parts to see how far they can push our sanctified buttons.

Now, then, that was the nice introduction, and now it's time to get down to business. To answer your question about trains, we are not interested in that sort of thing. At the top of the Introduction Forum page, you will have seen that we have asked that you tell us what church you go to, and what your favorite Bible verse is, in addition to explaining how you came to find . Please do not waste our time with silly questions about trains, or other such nonsense. We are here to praise and to declare

Sincerely,
Isabella W.

[HomoRise]

Re: Why homo here

Cant really understand the golden text, but ok.

[Isabella White]

Re: Why homo here

Cant really understand the golden text, but ok.

Silly me. I should have realized you most likely have a short span of attention. I've boiled it down for you -- don't forget the three simple requests:


1) Tell us what church you go to

2) What your favorite Bible verse is

3) How you came to find Jesus.


Sincerely,
Isabella W.

[HomoRise]

Re: Why homo here

Again, these are personal details i prefer to keep to myself.

Heres one thing: i am serb

God of Justice; Thou who saved us
when in deepest bondage cast,
Hear Thy Serbian children's voices,
Be our help as in the past.

With Thy mighty hand sustain us,
Still our rugged pathway trace;
God, our hope; protect and cherish,
Serbian lands and Serbian race!

Bind in closest links our kindred
Teach the love that will not fail,
May the loathed fiend of discord
Never in our ranks prevail.

Let the golden fruits of union
Our young tree of freedom grace;
God, our Master! Guide and prosper,(*)
Serbian lands and Serbian race!(*)

Lord! Avert from us Thy vengeance,
Thunder of Thy dreaded ire;
Bless each Serbian town and hamlet,
Mountain, meadow, heart and spire!

When our host goes forth to battle
Death or victory to embrace-
God of armies! Be our leader,(*)
Strengthen then the Serbian race!(*)

On our sepulchre of ages
Breaks the resurrection morn,
From the slough of direst slavery
Serbia anew is born.

Through five hundred years of durance
We have knelt before Thy face,
All our kin, O God! Deliver,(*)
Thus entreats the Serbian race!(*)

[Didymus Much]

Re: Why homo here

Cant really understand the golden text, but ok.

Or English in general, apparently.

[HomoRise]

Re: Why homo here

So your logic is that i forgot an apostrophe, i don’t know english? Lol.

[Isabella White]

Re: Why homo here

Again, these are personal details i prefer to keep to myself.

Personal details? My dear Miss ElmoRise, I see no reason for you to think that you are divulging "personal details". The three requests at the top of our Introduction Forum are for your benefit, assuming you wish to partake in the blessings that are found from associating with believers. If I were you, I would reconsider. I think I can promise you that you will do much better at fitting in with us here when you do so, and I hope you will do this very shortly. You must remember that until you can trust us with some basic information, you are considered as "unsaved trash". Now, then, why don't you tell us what your favorite Bible verse is? If you show me yours, then I will show you mine. Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
Sincerely,
Isabella W.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Why homo here

Friend, your username raises concerns. Why would take the name of a peverted red doll that gets a rise from being tickled?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Why homo here

Dear Visitor,

It is wonderful that we have people visiting from the underdeveloped Balkan countries. We do appreciate that you took the trouble to gain access to a computer in the midst of all the ignorance, poverty, famine and brutality that characterize your desolate region. Considering your roots, it is probably a miracle by Jesus that you know even the tiny bit of American that you used, but no doubt you'll improve once you join us in Proper Worship! We have been praying actively that our beloved Brother Mr. Putin would take over your sorry excuse of a country and bring you to civilization. Perhaps you'll join us in this prayer!

Because of your obvious shortcomings, I prepared to you a Welcome in your own Balkan language! How great is that?! Here we go! Gëzohem që të takova! A më kuptoni? Shërim të shpejtë! I also have a Bible verse for you in your own language!

Predikuesi 12:13
Të dëgjojmë, pra, përfundimin e gjithë ligjëratës: "Ki frikë nga Perëndia dhe respekto urdhërimet e tij, sepse kjo është tërësia e njeriut".

As you can see, we are the living examples of the people Apostle Paul mentioned in Colossians! Glory!

Colossians 3:12
Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved, bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness, longsuffering;


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Why homo here

Again, these are personal details i prefer to keep to myself.

Heres one thing: i am serb

I learn that "serbs" come from a place called "Serbia". I did a little research and came across:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Serbia&page=4

Serbia

A pathetic shithole on the balkans which thinks that it has a more glorious history that any other balkan nation.

They were only a power under Stephan Dushan but
Bulgaria has dominated the balkans 4 times and 2 times has been a major power in Europe in the middle ages.
By the time the bulgarians had a big and glorious country,developed literacy and made the cyrilic alphabet(which Serbia also uses!) the serbians were a stinky horde.

Not to mention that serbian lands were 3 times under the rule of the bulgarians in the middle ages.
Their second pride is that they won the second balkan war.That's all.
Idiot:Serbia has the most glorious history!
Bulgarian:read some history you idiot.And then go fight terrorists while bulgaria goes to the european union.

Do Serbs look like ordinary people, or are you not in "God's Image"?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Why homo here

I learn that "serbs" come from a place called "Serbia".

I know only three things about "serbs", Pastor Bathfire.

1. They come from a place that used to be part of Yugoslavia, and are commonly referred to as "jugs".

2. Everyone from the other countries that used to be part of the Yugo nations hates them. This is because they are mostly war criminals.

3. They provide a lot of employment in Godless Britain for translators, who are required in STD clinics, police stations, courts, social services and extradition departments.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Why homo here

I think I had a blue serb suit as a boy. It picked up lint to my mother’s dismay and she was always using a roller on it. Finally she gave it to Tommy down the street who usually had clothes from Goodwill.

I welcome our third world friend cautiously and urge her to share how in the midst of poverty and illiteracy she is able to read God’s Favorite Forum. Perhaps she has help from somewhere outside her little-educated nation.

[Isabella White]

Re: Why homo here

Friendly question: do you like trains?

Well! I see that it did not take long for our Godly moderators to see through your pretense, Miss HOMO Rise! And I also see that you've been ignoring our friendly advice and have not shown your sinful, shameful face around these parts again! Don't say we did not warn you, because we've given you plenty of warning. The wrath of Almighty is coming your way for not repenting of your abominations. Don't believe us? Well, here it is, from the -- Galatians 6:7 "Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."


Sincerely,
Isabella W.