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  • #1

    Me again.

    Sorry about the double post. I didn't know what it meant to "close this thread after you submit your message." Cut me some slack. I'm a PC challenged old fart.
    I still need help getting into my user CP. Thanks.
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  • #2
    Re: Me again.

    Originally posted by Capatain View Post
    Sorry about the double post. I didn't know what it meant to "close this thread after you submit your message." Cut me some slack. I'm a PC challenged old fart.
    I still need help getting into my user CP. Thanks.
    Jesus will tell the Pastors when He feels you have earned access to your Control Panel. Post a while and He may just decide to allow you access.
    The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
    Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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    • #3
      Re: Me again.

      Originally posted by Capatain View Post
      Sorry about the double post. I didn't know what it meant to "close this thread after you submit your message." Cut me some slack. I'm a PC challenged old fart.
      I still need help getting into my user CP. Thanks.
      There is nothing exciting in the CP trust me. I don't have access nor do I miss it.

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      • #4
        Re: Me again.

        Originally posted by Capatain View Post
        Sorry about the double post. I didn't know what it meant to "close this thread after you submit your message." Cut me some slack. I'm a PC challenged old fart.
        I still need help getting into my user CP. Thanks.
        Unless you have something meaningful to say, please refrain from posting. This thread is virtually meaningless, thanks to your diminished mental capacity.

        The title of this section is "The introduction forum", not "spew gibberish and imagine its clever forum". If you'd like to introduce yourself properly, do so now. If nothing of value appears here within the next few hours, this thread will be deleted, "Captain".
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Me again.

          Feel the love.

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          • #6
            Re: Me again.

            Originally posted by Fish View Post
            Feel the love.
            Listen nancyboy, Jesus is all about love. He loves you so much that He's ready to send you straight to hell for smoking your boyfriend's skinflute RIGHT NOW! Better watch your mouth, homer, or you'll feel the love of Jesus all the way up to your colon.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Me again.

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              He's ready to send you straight to hell for smoking your boyfriend's skinflute RIGHT NOW!
              Ok but I don't have a boyfriend.

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              • #8
                Re: Me again.

                Originally posted by Fish View Post
                Ok but I don't have a boyfriend.
                You can lie to us but not to Jesus. He sees all, He knows what you do in bathroom stalls.

                Repent, homer. Turn or Burn!
                The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
                Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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                • #9
                  Re: Me again.

                  Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                  Repent, homer. Turn or Burn!
                  Why do you all call me Homer? My name isn't Homer.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Me again.

                    Originally posted by Fish View Post
                    Why do you all call me Homer? My name isn't Homer.
                    Because you are a homersexual, you slow sinner.
                    Get on your knees and REPENT for your butt-buggering at once!
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                    • #11
                      Re: Me again.

                      But I did repent, I'm a Christian.

                      By the way, I'm not a homosexual but I'm flattered by your offer.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Me again.

                        Originally posted by Fish View Post
                        But I did repent, I'm a Christian.

                        By the way, I'm not a homosexual but I'm flattered by your offer.
                        So you're saying you aren't a homer but yet here you are, trying to seduce us Godly men of Landover to your awful lifestyle choice..
                        Enjoy hell, retard.
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • #13
                          Re: Me again.

                          Originally posted by Fish View Post
                          But I did repent, I'm a Christian.

                          By the way, I'm not a homosexual but I'm flattered by your offer.
                          Friend,

                          You may call yourself a Christian, but does Jesus call you a TRUE Christian™? With your interest in homerism I think not. Let Jesus take you in His saving embrace, fill you with His love and drive the homer demon out of you.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Me again.

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Friend,

                            You may call yourself a Christian, but does Jesus call you a TRUE Christian™? With your interest in homerism I think not. Let Jesus take you in His saving embrace, fill you with His love and drive the homer demon out of you.
                            Your opinions have been duly noted friend.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Me again.

                              Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
                              Jesus will tell the Pastors when He feels you have earned access to your Control Panel. Post a while and He may just decide to allow you access.
                              Jesus talks to the pastors? Huh, fancy that. Tell Jesus I need a hundred bucks by tomorrow. If I don't get it I'll know you're lyingl.

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