Christian God fearing man seeks audience with Christian Lady

[I worship GOD]

Hi there, my name is Jack.
I am 23 years of age, a devote Christian whom study's from the KJV (the true word of GOD ), I am a hard worker and am looking for a Christian Lady to hopefully court .

I believe i am a True Christian Man but have not had the honor bestowed upon me as of yet by the gracious folk at Landover Baptist Church.
So likewise i would be looking for a TC lady.

I live in Australia so finding the right lady may be tricky.
If you are interested please describe yourself, and add some pictures.

I will end my first post with one of my favorite scriptures from the KJV;
Jas:1:21: Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls.

Yours in Christ,
Jack

[BelieverInGod]

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Welcome Jack,

We do have a number of Australian members.

[despising david]

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Amen Jack! that is a beautiful quote that only God could have created!!
what is your favorite flavor of pie?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It says that you're a wad of unsaved scum.

Unless you can convince us otherwise, none of our True Christian™ virgins© are likely to give you the time of day, pal.

[I worship GOD]

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It says that you're a wad of unsaved scum.

Unless you can convince us otherwise, none of our True Christian™ virgins© are likely to give you the time of day, pal.

Sorry Pastor Ezekiel, i was merely following the godly advise of Viggo B. Kristofferson.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=633092&postcount=7

It is true that the status name under my own depicts me as "unsaved trash". But thi 'title' simply int so, i am a God fearing, law abiding Baptist Christian, do the best i can to serve the Lord everyday.

I did not mean any disrespect towards yourself Pastor Ezekiel or the Landover Baptist Church, i was merely following the good word of Brother Viggo.

I would have thought that a Pastor of the Landover Baptist church would have been more welcoming instead of calling me 'skum' and therefore reducing my chances of finding a suitable Christian wife and bearing sons for Jesus.

This truly makes me sad Pastor Ezekiel , but i fear i will most likely have to stay true to my own church and study the KJV there.

Yours in Christ,
Jack

[I worship GOD]

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Welcome Jack,

We do have a number of Australian members.

That is great to know BelieverInGod

Amen Jack! that is a beautiful quote that only God could have created!!
what is your favorite flavor of pie?

despising david, my favorite flavor of pie is the one cooked by the guidance of God through a True Christian woman

[Lisa H]

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Why have you not posted your own pictures? Don't you think it is fair since you asked women to post their pictures.

You have not said how big your kangaroo farm is.

[I worship GOD]

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Why have you not posted your own pictures? Don't you think it is fair since you asked women to post their pictures.

You have not said how big your kangaroo farm is.

I shall take some tonight and post them Lisa H.
Im afraid i do not have a kangaroo farm, i own and run a very lucrative construction business, providing homes and churches for our local Baptist community.

Your statement of myself owning a kangaroo farm is an odd one, am i to suspect a stereotype against Australians ?. This would be rather satanic of you to presume so, considering that God has made it so you, yourself can not bare True Christian children for Jesus sister Lisa H.

Jack

[I worship GOD]

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I must also state that the moneys obtained from my business are mainly given back to our local Baptist church so God can see fit as to how its spent.

Praise be to God, the all knowing and all mighty

Jack

[Lisa H]

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I shall take some tonight and post them Lisa H.
Im afraid i do not have a kangaroo farm, i own and run a very lucrative construction business, providing homes and churches for our local Baptist community.

Your statement of myself owning a kangaroo farm is an odd one, am i to suspect a stereotype against Australians ?. This would be rather satanic of you to presume so, considering that God has made it so you, yourself can not bare True Christian children for Jesus sister Lisa H.

Jack

That is good you will be taking some photos to post.

What is odd about owning a kangaroo farm. How else would you go roo shooting.

I am a True Christian and not satanic at all. What does matter if I cannot have children, it does not make me any less in Gods eyes.

Isaiah 54:1 Sing, O barren, thou that didst not bear; break forth into singing, and cry aloud, thou that didst not travail with child: for more are the children of the desolate than the children of the married wife, saith the LORD.
Luke 23:29 For, behold, the days are coming, in the which they shall say, Blessed are the barren, and the wombs that never bare, and the paps which never gave suck.
Galatians 4:27 For it is written, Rejoice, thou barren that bearest not; break forth and cry, thou that travailest not: for the desolate hath many more children than she which hath an husband.

Do you have a ute like this one.

[I worship GOD]

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That is good you will be taking some photos to post.

What is odd about owning a kangaroo farm. How else would you go roo shooting.

I am a True Christian and not satanic at all. What does matter if I cannot have children, it does not make me any less in Gods eyes.

Dear sister Lisa,

I am sorry i have not posted in some time, work at my local Baptist Church has been needed and thus my time been devoted to it.

The odd thing about owning a kangaroo farm is that they simply do not exist, kangaroos are in plague proportions in Australia at the moment and the idea of farming them is simply farcical.

We go shooting on private property for kangaroo and wild bore, we don't not keep the caucuses for meat as they are riddled with disease.

This is my ute that i use for work and shooting, i am a bit of a crack shot with the old 303 and have been known to put a slug into a roo's head at approximately one kilometer.

I am sorry but i have not yet had a chance to take some photos of my self to post for the available true Christian woman, work on my Church as absorbed most of my time since the big storm hit.

As im sure you are well aware according to God in the KJV scripture, woman are to obey men, ofcourse they came after Adam and thus must obey their rule that is directed by GOD. Even so a woman who is not able to produce solders for Jesus is regarded as less of a Christian because of their obvious flaws. This is the word of the Lord, not my opinion towards you sister Lisa. I hope that one day God will see it fit to make your womb fertile but i highly doubt it. So as you are not a True Christian suiter for my self i would appreciate it if you would no longer post in my thread where i am requesting only True Christian woman.

This is my ute:



Yours in Christ
Jack

[LordHaveMercy]

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As im sure you are well aware according to God in the KJV scripture, woman are to obey men, ofcourse they came after Adam and thus must obey their rule that is directed by GOD. Even so a woman who is not able to produce solders for Jesus is regarded as less of a Christian because of their obvious flaws. This is the word of the Lord, not my opinion towards you sister Lisa. I hope that one day God will see it fit to make your womb fertile but i highly doubt it. So as you are not a True Christian suiter for my self i would appreciate it if you would no longer post in my thread where i am requesting only True Christian woman.

Unsaved Trash does not have the privilege of making demands around here, pal.

A True Christian will post where he or she wants.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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The odd thing about owning a kangaroo farm is that they simply do not exist, kangaroos are in plague proportions in Australia at the moment and the idea of farming them is simply farcical.

We go shooting on private property for kangaroo and wild bore, we don't not keep the caucuses for meat as they are riddled with disease.

Well obviously you are wrong. Certainly, the culling you may do on private property may result in disease ridden kangaroo meat, however, there MUST be some Kangaroo Farming to provide for the "game meat" market. Macro Meats for example do this; not only to provide Kangaroo meat for the AU market but also for the EU market. Even though I personally don't like the taste of roo meat, the Pastor I used to work with loved it and when it came to dinner parties he held, his wife and I used to have to purchase and prepare the meals and fortunately, were were able to purchase the roo meat from Coles or Woolies (IGA and BILO too) pre-packed and ready to cook.

Both Sister Lisa and myself are originally Australians, so don't try the whole "stereotype" whinings. Considering your spelling of "kilometer" I doubt you have even set foot on AU soil for anything more than 2 week vacation.

As im sure you are well aware according to God in the KJV scripture, woman are to obey men, ofcourse they came after Adam and thus must obey their rule that is directed by GOD.

Nice cherry picking. As a single True Christian woman, Sister Lisa does not have to obey ALL men, least of all unsaved trash such as yourself. The only human males who have any input into what she can and cannot do, are her paternal father or her Pastor. Her father has passed away, leaving only her pastor. Someone simply vying for her attention, has no input whatsoever and as you are unsaved trash I truly doubt her Pastor would even give you a second glance as a worthwhile suitor. It is YOU that has to live up to expectation, not her!

Even so a woman who is not able to produce solders for Jesus is regarded as less of a Christian because of their obvious flaws.

RUBBISH AGAIN! Mary (for example - not his mother) was one woman (without children no less) whom Jesus BELOVED. There are only 3 people he NAMED as to this love and she was one of them as was another barren woman (Martha). Would you like me to cite scripture?

These women are hardly lesser in the eyes of the Lord and if anything on a higher plane IN His love than YOU could ever dream of being.

This is the word of the Lord,

Cite scripture in context to show this.

I hope that one day God will see it fit to make your womb fertile but i highly doubt it.

WOW, your arrogance just grows and grows! Who are you to doubt what God may or may not do?

So as you are not a True Christian suiter for my self i would appreciate it if you would no longer post in my thread where i am requesting only True Christian woman.

As Brother Lord Have Mercy so beautifully stated:

'Unsaved Trash does not have the privilege of making demands around here, pal.

A True Christian will post where he or she wants."

I suggest you apologize to Sister Lisa IMMEDIATELY and start showing her some respect.

YIC

Phebe Carlyle

[Seth Campbell]

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Well obviously you are wrong. Certainly, the culling you may do on private property may result in disease ridden kangaroo meat, however, there MUST be some Kangaroo Farming to provide for the "game meat" market. Macro Meats for example do this; not only to provide Kangaroo meat for the AU market but also for the EU market. Even though I personally don't like the taste of roo meat, the Pastor I used to work with loved it and when it came to dinner parties he held, his wife and I used to have to purchase and prepare the meals and fortunately, were were able to purchase the roo meat from Coles or Woolies (IGA and BILO too) pre-packed and ready to cook.

Both Sister Lisa and myself are originally Australians, so don't try the whole "stereotype" whinings. Considering your spelling of "kilometer" I doubt you have even set foot on AU soil for anything more than 2 week vacation.



Nice cherry picking. As a single True Christian woman, Sister Lisa does not have to obey ALL men, least of all unsaved trash such as yourself. The only human males who have any input into what she can and cannot do, are her paternal father or her Pastor. Her father has passed away, leaving only her pastor. Someone simply vying for her attention, has no input whatsoever and as you are unsaved trash I truly doubt her Pastor would even give you a second glance as a worthwhile suitor. It is YOU that has to live up to expectation, not her!



RUBBISH AGAIN! Mary (for example - not his mother) was one woman (without children no less) whom Jesus BELOVED. There are only 3 people he NAMED as to this love and she was one of them as was another barren woman (Martha). Would you like me to cite scripture?

These women are hardly lesser in the eyes of the Lord and if anything on a higher plane IN His love than YOU could ever dream of being.



Cite scripture in context to show this.



WOW, your arrogance just grows and grows! Who are you to doubt what God may or may not do?



As Brother Lord Have Mercy so beautifully stated:

'Unsaved Trash does not have the privilege of making demands around here, pal.

A True Christian will post where he or she wants."

I suggest you apologize to Sister Lisa IMMEDIATELY and start showing her some respect.

YIC

Phebe Carlyle

Well said Sister!

I don't know how many losers I've met in my lifetime that think they can get a True Christian(TM) woman because they're doormats.

I would not have married Liz if she was a doormat, and she would not have married me if I was a loser. A True Christian(TM) woman is very strong in the Lord, which makes her very strong when dealing with the unsaved trash of this world. Of course she expects a True Christian(TM) man to be even stronger in the Lord than she is.

The way that we look at it in my household is that Liz may be the household manager, but I'm the CEO of our organization.

But there will always be loser men out there who are really little children who are looking for a "mommy" to take care of them, and a punching bag for when they have their temper tantrums. These losers think that they can get themselves a Christian bride and she will just submit to them.

Of course on the other side there are also loser women who think if they get a True Christian(TM) man, everything will be taken care of. They won't have to ever work hard again because the "man will take care of everything". This may work for a while, but once the children come and the responsibilities start to mount up, these women will run for the hills.

Just look at the issues Brother Billy Bob had with his first wife. She was obviously not a True Christian(TM) woman who deceived him. Praise God that she passed away to make room for Brother Billy Bob's new wife.