[RoccoSiegheili]

Re: Atheist who has joined. I am here for fun. Hope you like me

Hello, RoccoJustAName, and welcome to the Landover Baptist Church. You haven't yet said why you are an atheist, so it's probably the usual excuse, you want to sin but not be punished for it.

Yes

Welcome here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestantism

Not that I am a protestant, or want to take much time looking into other false beliefs, but here's what I found with a quick search.

So why do you believe that God, if He exists, would let you into Heaven, despite you not believing in Him? That doesn't seem to be consistent with the Bible, nor your Protestant upbringing.


John 3:18



Once we've established that Christianity, if accurate (even most of the other false denominations of it), only allow those who believe into Jesus into Heaven, I think we can skip straight to one of my favorite threads here, in showing that Christianity is the best bet of all major religions:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19113

As long as your heart is beating, you still have time to accept Jesus into it!

Ok, I will check that thread out later. I believe I am good enough to get let into heaven. So I am saved if God exists. I also used to believe in "once saved always saved" so I am saved.

Are you suggesting that when all the Roman temples were amalgamated into one, a process we call catholicism —— in the sense of homologating a very varied collection of gods goddesses idols angels rituals and muttering, all now running under a single pontiff what a garish nightmare it must be (with apologies to legitimate garish nightmares) —— they mistook Christianity for just another pagan temple tradition?

Yes, they have elements of traditional Roman religion.

Real atheists deny the Holy Spirit (Mark 3:28–29), otherwise they are just like transgenders that haven't cut their tallywhacker off.

The transgender nonsense I don't understand. Trans"women" are also not hot.

Young Mr. Reeko (I know you are young because your posts do not reflect the wisdom of age), I suppose you have the atheist's explanation of where the universe came from. Atheists say, "It has always been here."

What does "always" mean? There is no other explanation except God put the universe here. After that it was Adam and Eve and here we are. You really need some in depth training in the science of Christianity.

Big bang. I trust George Lemaitre

Fun? Loving God is not fun, it is work. you have to prove your dedication and commitment to Him 24/7/365 with an unerring dedication.
Fun is a deflated whoopee pillow under your mother-in-laws cushion. Then she queefs....
Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

Ok, I will keep that in mind

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Atheist who has joined. I am here for fun. Hope you like me

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Are you suggesting that when all the Roman temples were amalgamated into one, a process we call catholicism —— in the sense of homologating a very varied collection of gods goddesses idols angels rituals and muttering, all now running under a single pontiff what a garish nightmare it must be (with apologies to legitimate garish nightmares) —— they mistook Christianity for just another pagan temple tradition?

Yes, they have elements of traditional Roman religion.

From your description of yourself, it's still not clear whether you think Christianity IS traditional Roman religion or, alternatively, had its own independent origin?

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: Atheist who has joined. I am here for fun. Hope you like me

Ok, I will check that thread out later. I believe I am good enough to get let into heaven. So I am saved if God exists.

Did you read what I said?


You said you "grew up Protestant". Being "good" has nothing to do with it. Salvation is, according to your former faith, based on solely faith and not good works.


As mentioned in Bible, the thread I linked to.. even your own former belief system. Last time I bolded it, that apparently wasn't good enough. So I've bolded it and enlarged it for you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestantism

They emphasize justification by faith alone (sola fide) rather than by faith with good works; the teaching that salvation comes by divine grace or "unmerited favor" only, not as something merited (sola gratia); the priesthood of all believers; and either affirm the Bible as being the sole highest authority (sola scriptura "scripture alone") or primary authority (prima scriptura "scripture first") for Christian doctrine, rather than being on parity with outside sacred tradition.

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19113

I recommend reading the whole thread ASAP. You never know when you could pass on. You could not wake up after you go to sleep tonight, but essentially, the main point of it is Christianity is the only major religion that is faith based. You can be a serial killer, a rapist, and still get a first class ticket to the big man upstairs so long as you repent and believe in Jesus before your biological clock hits 0, but if you are the most noble and charitable person on Earth but happen to believe in the wrong God or none at all, tough, you're not making it into Christian Heaven. That "good person" stuff might fly with other religions but not Jesus.


I know how difficult it is for some unsaved people to read. That's okay! You can get the Bible in audio book format now. Feel blessed! Jesus visited Earth more than 2,000 years ago, but you have access to resources and opportunities to experience the Bible that those a mere 30 years ago didn't.

https://www.biblegateway.com/resources/audio/?recording=kjv-dramatized

I also used to believe in "once saved always saved" so I am saved.

Yet again, something you have no biblical basis for. I'm trying to help you. These misunderstandings of yours are dangerous to you and could have you winding up in Hell. I don't want that to happen to you.


Peter 2:21

21 For it had been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than, after they have known it, to turn from the holy commandment delivered unto them.

Hebrews 10:26-29

26 For if we sin wilfully after that we have received the knowledge of the truth, there remaineth no more sacrifice for sins,

Luke 9:62

62 And Jesus said unto him, No man, having put his hand to the plough, and looking back, is fit for the kingdom of God.

[robertclark1977]

Re: Atheist who has joined. I am here for fun. Hope you like me

Welcome and I trust you will open your mind to what's being taught here. Don't allow your atheistic beliefs cloud your thinking.

Hello. I am an atheist but I joined the forum for fun. I like to talk to Christians.

[handmaiden]

Re: Atheist who has joined. I am here for fun. Hope you like me

Welcome and I trust you will open your mind to what's being taught here. Don't allow your atheistic beliefs cloud your thinking.

Atheists always have their heads in the clouds, Mr. Clark. They are by nature a flighty and fanciful group, not given to careful examination of their own thought processes.


And if I may be so bold as to offer a bit of advice to you here, good Sir; for comprehension purposes, most of us add our commentary below the posted quotes we are responding to, not above. This is not the case, of course, if we deliberately identify a given sentence as an introductory lead in using such phrases as "As seen below" or "To comment on what you have posted here".


I hope that I have communicated my meaning clearly and respectfully.

[robertclark1977]

Re: Atheist who has joined. I am here for fun. Hope you like me

And if I may be so bold as to offer a bit of advice to you here, good Sir; for comprehension purposes, most of us add our commentary below the posted quotes we are responding to, not above. This is not the case, of course, if we deliberately identify a given sentence as an introductory lead in using such phrases as "As seen below" or "To comment on what you have posted here".

Duly noted and thank you for pointing that out.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Atheist who has joined. I am here for fun. Hope you like me

Again, with all due respect, when quoting somebody it is standard practice to include a portion of the header so that readers are able to identify the author.

Take for example:

And if I may be so bold as to offer a bit of advice to you here, good Sir; for comprehension purposes, most of us add our commentary below the posted quotes we are responding to, not above. This is not the case, of course, if we deliberately identify a given sentence as an introductory lead in using such phrases as "As seen below" or "To comment on what you have posted here".

and

And if I may be so bold as to offer a bit of advice to you here, good Sir; for comprehension purposes, most of us add our commentary below the posted quotes we are responding to, not above. This is not the case, of course, if we deliberately identify a given sentence as an introductory lead in using such phrases as "As seen below" or "To comment on what you have posted here".

Need I point out in exacting detail the superiority of the former? It's so important to get these things right otherwise we are no better than the subhuman trash than can barely communicate with gang signs and eboniacal hollerin' an' a-hootin'.

[robertclark1977]

Re: Atheist who has joined. I am here for fun. Hope you like me

Again, with all due respect, when quoting somebody it is standard practice to include a portion of the header so that readers are able to identify the author.

Take for example:

and
Need I point out in exacting detail the superiority of the former? It's so important to get these things right otherwise we are no better than the subhuman trash than can barely communicate with gang signs and eboniacal hollerin' an' a-hootin'.

Dr. Toole,


I do appreciate your view in this. I will work on this.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Atheist who has joined. I am here for fun. Hope you like me

I do appreciate your view in this. I will work on this.

You're welcome, I know you understand this is for your benefit. A single slip and we might as well let in the massed hoards at the border and descend into savagery, like the lesser races. God Bless you for your diligence.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Atheist who has joined. I am here for fun. Hope you like me

I was following this thread but Rocco (I didn't know there were worse names than "Rollo" and "Nisbert" before) seems to have dropped off. Or out. Not sure. Gone, anyway. Was looking forward to sharing The Gospel too, the fact of Jesus preferring atheists over agnostics being paramount here.

Revelation 3:15-16 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

[robertclark1977]

Re: Atheist who has joined. I am here for fun. Hope you like me

You're welcome, I know you understand this is for your benefit. A single slip and we might as well let in the massed hoards at the border and descend into savagery, like the lesser races. God Bless you for your diligence.

Dr. Toole,


I do, yes. Unfortunately, there are those who just don't want to understand the consequences of making such errors. I don't know
if it would be an appropriate comparison, but, I kind of liken it to Revelations now that I think about it more.

[robertclark1977]

Re: Atheist who has joined. I am here for fun. Hope you like me

I was following this thread but Rocco (I didn't know there were worse names than "Rollo" and "Nisbert" before) seems to have dropped off.

If I am not mistaken, I'm almost certain Rocco might be related to a squirrel named Rocky? I don't know that to be fact. It's just some left field guess.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Atheist who has joined. I am here for fun. Hope you like me

Leftists are not encouraged here, although there's one or two posting I think, generally heathens of some stripe. Their opinions are useful as a forewarning of ideas likely to be encountered when witnessing for Christ among the neopagan hordes out there, particularly those wishy-washy "churches" promoting egalitarianism such as Lutherans, most notably the Church of Sweden.

[robertclark1977]

Re: Atheist who has joined. I am here for fun. Hope you like me

Leftists are not encouraged here

Poor choice of words on my part. I apologize.

[handmaiden]

Re: Atheist who has joined. I am here for fun. Hope you like me

I kind of liken it to Revelations now that I think about it more.

Dear possible-Brother-in-Christ*, Mr. Clark; the Book of Revelation is singular, good sir. This is the sort of mistake made by fluffy-bunny "Christians" and non-believing trolls who often come here to plague us for our unstinting commitment to Biblical fidelity.







* This is not my call to make. Our pastoral staff are charged with handing down such judgments.