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  • #31
    Re: I need help.

    Originally posted by Joo View Post
    That's half the fun.
    I's gonna hafta axe y'all to take y'all homer innuendo elsewhere. Yo depraveded comments does not be fit fo' a True Christian™ board. Remember, JESUS Himself be readin' these boards, and I wouldn't be provokedin' His wrath if I was y'all.
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    "He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. Boykin

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    • #32
      Re: I need help.

      Originally posted by Sista Lateefah View Post
      I's gonna hafta axe y'all to take y'all homer innuendo elsewhere. Yo depraveded comments does not be fit fo' a True Christian™ board. Remember, JESUS Himself be readin' these boards, and I wouldn't be provokedin' His wrath if I was y'all.
      I think Jesus is a big enough boy to handle a comment like that. Especially considering it wasn't a homer innuendo, it was a straight and clear statement, but I guess you didn't quite get it.

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      • #33
        Re: I need help.

        Originally posted by Joo View Post
        I think Jesus is a big enough boy to handle a comment like that. Especially considering it wasn't a homer innuendo, it was a straight and clear statement, but I guess you didn't quite get it.
        Don't talk back boy! You were talking about sodomy! Even a female ex-nigress could see that! Get thee HENCE!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #34
          Re: I need help.

          Originally posted by Joo View Post
          That's half the fun.

          Yea, I guess so. And when you fall in love with that person you met is even more fun.

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          • #35
            Re: I need help.

            What is that in Loser seed's avatar? Is that him with his head up his.......?
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • #36
              Re: I need help.

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

              What is that in Loser seed's avatar? Is that him with his head up his ....... ?
              You know what? That avatar is the worst ever! Do we have to look at that thing?
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • #37
                Re: I need help.

                Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
                You know what? That avatar is the worst ever! Do we have to look at that thing?
                It's considerably more pleasant than reading his posts.
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #38
                  Re: I need help.

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                  It's considerably more pleasant than reading his posts.
                  We are in 100% agreement on that one!
                  1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                  1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                  1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                  Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                  Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                  • #39
                    Re: I need help.

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    It's considerably more pleasant than reading his posts.
                    You find watching a naked man shove his head up his anus more pleasant than reading some text? Sounds kinda gay to me...but whatever floats your boat.

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