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  • SalvationSeeker
    True Christian™ Theologian
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 3892
    #16
    Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

    Congratulations, sister!
    I'm sure you will make a lovely wife, and a lovely vessel for child production in the name of Jesus!

    Praise God!
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Glendora Christianson
        Spiritual Mother of LBC
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2329
        #17
        Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

        Congratulations, Sister M&M. I hope our members will forgo the usual wedding gift fanfare and instead, give a few practical items that will be sure to help your marriage please Him. I might suggest a little helper to keep you company while doing your chores. Or perhaps, even something to wear around the homestead? Hopeful Glendora
        Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729
            #18
            Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

            Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
            Congratulations, Sister M&M. I hope our members will forgo the usual wedding gift fanfare and instead, give a few practical items that will be sure to help your marriage please Him. I might suggest a little helper to keep you company while doing your chores. Or perhaps, even something to wear around the homestead? Hopeful Glendora
            This could be quite handy, when dealing with your husband's smelly sweatsocks! (The pair in the photo DO look quite heavy.)

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              • Alexia
                Unsaved Foreign Trash
                Dumb broad who keeps changing her email address
                Interests: Interests: Witchcraft, fornication, ritual sacrifice,
                and spectacularly silly pop music.
                • Mar 2007
                • 188
                #19
                Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

                I hope you have found your soul mate. May he treat you well, love you and care for you all your life. May a dove fly above you, and may you catch her white feathers when one does fall, and then ye shall know you are truely blessed.
                One Love, One Pain, One enemy.

                Found you out ? I thought so. Funny people. Funny.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405
                    #20
                    Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

                    Originally posted by Alexia View Post
                    I hope you have found your soul mate. May he treat you well, love you and care for you all your life. May a dove fly above you, and may you catch her white feathers when one does fall, and then ye shall know you are truely blessed.

                    That does it. You just earned yourself a warning point for cursing Sister Mary with your evil wicker spells. PRAISE Jesus the hawk of His protecting love swoops down and kills the dove of your Satanic evil Alexia.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Alexia
                        Unsaved Foreign Trash
                        Dumb broad who keeps changing her email address
                        Interests: Interests: Witchcraft, fornication, ritual sacrifice,
                        and spectacularly silly pop music.
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 188
                        #21
                        Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

                        It's not a spell. A spell can only be cast if I open a circle and I can't do that on a computer now can I? And frankly I'm shocked. It is in fact a Austrian/Germanic Custom to which most christians over here would know and respect. It is not wiccan. I am not a wiccan. Thank you squire.
                        One Love, One Pain, One enemy.

                        Found you out ? I thought so. Funny people. Funny.

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414
                            #22
                            Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

                            First I find out about the magic negro running for president just after my betrothal, and now I've been hexed by a European witch! This is supposed to be the second happiest time of my life (after giving myself over to Jesus), but Satan keeps piling on the evil!
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                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                              • Alexia
                                Unsaved Foreign Trash
                                Dumb broad who keeps changing her email address
                                Interests: Interests: Witchcraft, fornication, ritual sacrifice,
                                and spectacularly silly pop music.
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 188
                                #23
                                Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

                                I didn't hex you!! I only meant to wish you luck!
                                One Love, One Pain, One enemy.

                                Found you out ? I thought so. Funny people. Funny.

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                                  • Bobby-Joe
                                    Landover Security Superviser
                                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 18405
                                    #24
                                    Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

                                    Originally posted by Alexia View Post
                                    I didn't hex you!! I only meant to wish you luck!
                                    And what is a wish besides calling on your dark master Satan sinner???

                                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                      • Alexia
                                        Unsaved Foreign Trash
                                        Dumb broad who keeps changing her email address
                                        Interests: Interests: Witchcraft, fornication, ritual sacrifice,
                                        and spectacularly silly pop music.
                                        • Mar 2007
                                        • 188
                                        #25
                                        Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

                                        Oh do grow up. Do you honsetly believe only trus christians can wish luck on others?
                                        One Love, One Pain, One enemy.

                                        Found you out ? I thought so. Funny people. Funny.

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                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 18405
                                            #26
                                            Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

                                            Originally posted by Alexia View Post
                                            Oh do grow up. Do you honsetly believe only trus christians can wish luck on others?
                                            NO!!!

                                            Only Jesus can wish good luck on anyone! To try to do so is to presume the powers of God Himself. God is a jealous God (says so in The Bible). That means if you try to grab His powers He will come down upon you in His righteous fury, kill your children, your spouse, your family, your neighbors and so on until you say your sorry.

                                            Do not presume to blasphemy The Lord here sinner!

                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                              • Alexia
                                                Unsaved Foreign Trash
                                                Dumb broad who keeps changing her email address
                                                Interests: Interests: Witchcraft, fornication, ritual sacrifice,
                                                and spectacularly silly pop music.
                                                • Mar 2007
                                                • 188
                                                #27
                                                Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

                                                eat some porridge
                                                One Love, One Pain, One enemy.

                                                Found you out ? I thought so. Funny people. Funny.

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                                                  • Bobby-Joe
                                                    Landover Security Superviser
                                                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 18405
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

                                                    Originally posted by Alexia View Post
                                                    eat some porridge
                                                    Now what is that supposed to mean? Is this another one of you wicker witch curses? Well listen here sinner, I am under the protection and guidance of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He didn't suffer and die on the cross just so you could cast spells on people you have the hots for so you can get them into bed!
                                                    You need to toss your bunny rabbit idol out the window and get down on your knees and beg Christ forgiveness for what you have done!

                                                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                                                      • Alexia
                                                        Unsaved Foreign Trash
                                                        Dumb broad who keeps changing her email address
                                                        Interests: Interests: Witchcraft, fornication, ritual sacrifice,
                                                        and spectacularly silly pop music.
                                                        • Mar 2007
                                                        • 188
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

                                                        No. Porridge calms you down, you seem to have alot of aggression
                                                        One Love, One Pain, One enemy.

                                                        Found you out ? I thought so. Funny people. Funny.

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                                                          • SalvationSeeker
                                                            True Christian™ Theologian
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 3892
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: PRAISE™! I'm getting married!

                                                            Originally posted by Alexia View Post
                                                            No. Porridge calms you down, you seem to have alot of aggression
                                                            And just what is this "porridge"?
                                                            It's made out of Christian babies or something similar, is it not?
                                                            After all, it's a well known fact that you witches sacrifice babies.
                                                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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