[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Why working on a Sunday and other crimes are worse than rape

Frankly, I'm a little surprised that the two are being compared. I mean, it's not like your lawn mower dresses provocatively in order to get you to do yardwork.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[Nobar King]

Re: Why working on a Sunday and other crimes are worse than rape

It's not like your lawn mower dresses provocatively in order to get you to do yardwork.

I tried that service, once, but I didn't get much yard work done.

[DDM1985]

Re: Why working on a Sunday and other crimes are worse than rape

What are you babbling on about? First of all His laws are for us. His unworthy followers. Second of all God is perfect. Whatever He does is automatically flawless and the standard so high that we will never reach it.

That's what I was thinking, too... It's just that I red Bob4God's post,

GOD has to break His own rules sometimes

and it made me wonder if God should even be expected to follow laws He made for us in the first place... laws that don't really apply to Him. Of course, in hindsight, I probably should have given more thought to my post...

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Why working on a Sunday and other crimes are worse than rape

in hindsight, I probably should have given more thought to my post...

That is always a good idea. As is praying for guidance while you are writing.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Why working on a Sunday and other crimes are worse than rape

You go to prison for burglary but only get a ticket if you jaywalk.

In Maricopa County, Arizona, you go to prison for either if you have swarthy skin and aren't carrying a briefcase full of documentation.

http://patriotpost.us/opinion/roy-exum/2010/05/08/uh-oh-its-sheriff-joe/print/

God bless Sheriff Joe!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Why working on a Sunday and other crimes are worse than rape

Apparently the atheisn'ts have worked themselves into a lather over "rape". Perhaps we should remind them there are worse things in the world, like breaking the Sabbath!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why working on a Sunday and other crimes are worse than rape

Personally, I would much rather endure uninvited sexual relations rather than suffer the curses the LORD promises upon those who are disobedient by working on Sunday. I for one think three minutes of any activity is better than suffering "the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed." (Deuteronomy 28:27) No way, no how. Besides, as our dear representatives in the government can attest, sometimes you might as well "relax and enjoy it." Then perhaps God will bless you with a love child.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Why working on a Sunday and other crimes are worse than rape

Mr. Whitford is at Mar-a-Lago this weekend and will be talking to President Trump about getting God's laws reinstated in our country!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why working on a Sunday and other crimes are worse than rape

The problem with rape is that feminist and democrats have been abusing it to dislocate our society for decades now. In almost all cases "rape" is just about a harlot that seduced a man and regrets her actions. Instead of begging Jesus for forgiveness, she blames the innocent man.

So in reality rape is not even a real crime. It's just a form of miscommunication.

Sometimes it's a lie plain and simple. For example, "marital rape" is a non sequitur. How does a man rape his own property? It's like saying he's stolen his own wealth. Marital rape is a common concept, like sexual identity or CGI. Just because people talk about it a lot doesn't make it real, people!

[Nobar King]

Re: Why working on a Sunday and other crimes are worse than rape

Sunday is the day I have my holy bath. That's the one day I really clean my bunghole. Now I don't even know if I'm raping myself.

Please advise.