[Ixi]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Yeah really! Guys are cute...but not you guys!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Who says? I don't care for a husband, I'm fine with me, my sisters, and friends. And I bet she isn't thinking about a husband right now either.

Her lack of male companionship is the problem Ixi; her hatred of men combined with her instrest in women's sports and wearing flannel is quite unnatural. I strongly urge you to say no Ixi if Hellion ever offers to come over and clean your carpet.

[Ixi]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

That doesn't mean she's a lesbian! The only men she doesn't like are all of you! As she said earlier, she likes guys.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

That doesn't mean she's a lesbian! The only men she doesn't like are all of you! As she said earlier, she likes guys.

Of course she likes us. What's not to like? We are all upstanding members of our community and good Republicans.

[hellion]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Miss Hellion, thou shalt not tell Brother Temperance when and when not he may post on his own boards. You are our guest here Miss Hellion; you are not in charge.

Nor will you accuse a Godly Landoverian like Brother Temperance of having a "perverted mind". You are fortunate that we are gentle and compassionate True Christians™ and will deal leniently with your mean-spirted and ill-mannered outburst. Nevertheless I feel driven to award warning points on the grounds that you are being boring, tiresome, and witless. And of course you are insulting a Godly Administrator on the boards where you are a guest. I strongly suggest that you attempt to improve your behaviour in this respect.

One of your people killed someone! How is that lenient, gentle, or compassionate? And Brother Temperance was the one who stated that I was a slut. I was just defending myself. Just like you 'defended' yourself against the goth who you ran over!

[hellion]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

I pray that this evil feminazi lezbean sees the TRUTH(r)!! Hellion, you need to learn your proper place is next to a stove or using your oven to make new little soldiers.
You should stop all that tiresome thinking, dear, it's very unbecoming to a lady. No good man wants a mouthy, sassy female.

Actually, I've had a lot of offers to date men. And I'm not a lesbian. I just don't want a boyfriend or a husband right now. And like I said, I like guys, just not the sexist pigs who think they know where a woman's place is. There are guys who don't think that, and they are the sweetest, nicest, hottest guys I've ever met. But they're just friends.

[hellion]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Her lack of male companionship is the problem Ixi; her hatred of men combined with her instrest in women's sports and wearing flannel is quite unnatural. I strongly urge you to say no Ixi if Hellion ever offers to come over and clean your carpet.

For the last time: I don't hate men, just sexist pigs like you. I don't play sports either. I'm just inenerested. And I'm not a lesbian.

'Don't judge me based on your ignorance.'

[hellion]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Of course she likes us. What's not to like? We are all upstanding members of our community and good Republicans.

Well, for one...you're hideously ugly. But I'm not that mean, I don't judge a guy based on looks. So...you're all sexist pigs, and jerks. You're extremely conceited. You have a great lack of moral. You're controlling and a lot of you are sadistic. You're closed-minded and intolerant. I don't like cooking. I don't mind it. But having to cook for you everyday would just be unbearable.
There's plenty of reasons. Pick one.

[Enobarbus]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Well, for one...you're hideously ugly. But I'm not that mean, I don't judge a guy based on looks. So...you're all sexist pigs, and jerks. You're extremely conceited. You have a great lack of moral. You're controlling and a lot of you are sadistic. You're closed-minded and intolerant. I don't like cooking. I don't mind it. But having to cook for you everyday would just be unbearable.
There's plenty of reasons. Pick one.

You are hideously and spectacularly ugly, you are Guiness Book of records ugly.

What does "You have a great lack of moral." mean? Do you mean 'morale'? or are you trying to say that we have no morals?

[Enobarbus]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

One of your people killed someone! How is that lenient, gentle, or compassionate? And Brother Temperance was the one who stated that I was a slut. I was just defending myself. Just like you 'defended' yourself against the goth who you ran over!

If any of us killed someone it was either in self-defense or some sort of sinner who deserved it. Are you saying, for example, that it is impossible for a soldier to be lenient or gentle with his family, just because he has to kill people in the line of duty?

[Enobarbus]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

That doesn't mean she's a lesbian! The only men she doesn't like are all of you! As she said earlier, she likes guys.

That is what she said, Ixi, but should we believe everything she says? She may in fact like both girls and guys -- how do you know what she really likes. She is claiming that she is over 18 and still a virgin...

Tell me, is this plausible for a sinner like her? Do you know anyone over 18 who is still a virgin -- anyone who isn't spectacularly and hideously ugly, I mean?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Well, for one...you're hideously ugly.

If you mean ME, I am quite the handsome gentleman.

But I'm not that mean, I don't judge a guy based on looks. So...you're all sexist pigs, and jerks. You're extremely conceited. You have a great lack of moral. You're controlling and a lot of you are sadistic. You're closed-minded and intolerant.

You are just having a hissy fit. Probably that PMS thing. We are living in the age of feminine liberation! Why women even get to drive to the store by themselves! If they have their husband's permission, of course.

I don't like cooking. I don't mind it. But having to cook for you everyday would just be unbearable.

That's why I have a chink housekeeper. Ching Lee cooks once in awhile and she can teach you to be comfortable in the kitchen for 6 hours a day.

There's plenty of reasons. Pick one.

None of them are convincing. I am just 60 years old and widowed since poor Mrs. Pistle accidentally fell out of the apple tree into the woodchipper a couple of years ago. It was a horrible tragedy. Horrible. But the apples ARE better than they used to be around that tree and......well anyway, I need a new wife to take care of me and make sure my nose and ear hairs don't get like Andy Rooney's eyebrows, and pop those big, pussy lumps that I get on my butt once in awhile and can't quite reach anymore..

I don't dodder around and smell funny like 'old' people. In fact, I'm a pretty hip cat! So why not send a picture and I'll consider you along with the other few dozen applicants. But you have to convert to TRUE CHRISTIANITY and go to church every day. Women can't inherit of course, but any of the 8 male children you will be expected to bear who turn to Christ and become Pastors before I die.....in another forty years or so, will likely get quite a nice inheritance! Any girls will be sent out for adoption immediately.

Sue Vera used to by my gal, but she took to showering with Bill Clinton and HaySoos the mex gardner, so I think her eyesight is giving out along with her perkiness. I need a young mare who can throw some foals!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

For the last time: <snip>
'Don't judge me based on your ignorance.'

Then pray tell, how we may judge you?

Your errors of circular logic are galling

Peter

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

Actually, I've had a lot of offers to date men. And I'm not a lesbian. I just don't want a boyfriend or a husband right now. And like I said, I like guys, just not the sexist pigs who think they know where a woman's place is. There are guys who don't think that, and they are the sweetest, nicest, hottest guys I've ever met. But they're just friends.

My unsaved accountant told me about something called "fag hags." That sounds just like something that they'd say.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: please prays for Miss.hellion

You have a great lack of moral.

Would you care to explain this statement? How exactly does basing one's morality on the ONLY absolute, objective source count as a "great lack of moral"?