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  • #61
    Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    You could perform your animal and human sacrifices for the education of spectators, and you could beat your queer husband off whenever he tries to get in the way of your "communing with the Oddess".
    I agree whole heartedly, Sister JennyD. We could certainly use some training videos, and the experience it would provide Dances with Whips in method acting would sit well with James Lipton.
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • #62
      Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
      You could perform your animal and human sacrifices for the education of spectators, and you could beat your queer husband off whenever he tries to get in the way of your "communing with the Oddess".

      You'll have to content yourself with your little fantasies of such events, since I don't make animal or human sacrifices, my husband is straight, neither of us has ever hit the other, and he respects my religious practices, as I respect his.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • #63
        Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

        Brother Witchhammer

        I believe Fallen Angel would be a suitable submissive for you.

        The Landover Baptist Church Forum
        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=903


        She is clearly wayward yet she seems very polite and obliging. Her low self esteem should make her training a pleasure... um I mean entirely possible.

        I think this truly would be a match made in Heaven as your stern guidance will eventually steer her onto the right path.
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        Exodus 22:18         says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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        • #64
          Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

          i dun wanna marry a christain n i dun wanna marry a old man sory.
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          • #65
            Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

            An old man like me?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #66
              Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

              ur old enuff 2 b my grampa sorry.
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              • #67
                Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

                Are you rejecting Salvation you Godless wench?

                Truly, Witch Hammer is the right man for you. He will show you the path lest your sinful ways condemn you for Hell forever. Forever is long time young lady.

                Besides, what makes you think Witch Hammer is old? He kept his wife for 17 years before she bred out. So if he married at the Godly age of 16, that would make him only 33.
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                Exodus 22:18                 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                • #68
                  Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

                  thats still 2 old. if i ever marry it will b with some1 my own age.
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                  • #69
                    Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

                    Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
                    thats still 2 old. if i ever marry it will b with some1 my own age.
                    As I sit by my keyboard and read your posts, my witchfinder compass spins in circles and then points to the monitor. This is leading me to a conclusion.

                    Are you a witch young lady?
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                    Exodus 22:18                     says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                    • #70
                      Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

                      Originally posted by Joshua Brooks View Post
                      Danaces with Joy, was that you?

                      Or perhaps the "man" featured in this vid is your husband? It wasn't till the last part of the video that I figured he may in fact live in the same house as you.

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P4VFjA1WYc
                      I thought this was her husband:


                      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                      You could perform your animal and human sacrifices for the education of spectators, and you could beat your queer husband off...
                      No! Just no!
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • #71
                        Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

                        Originally posted by Herr_Doktor View Post
                        As I sit by my keyboard and read your posts, my witchfinder compass spins in circles and then points to the monitor. This is leading me to a conclusion.

                        Are you a witch young lady?
                        If the term "witch" is now inclusive of somebody with the ability to completey mutilate/slaughter/and uterly destroy everything that is beautiful about the English language, then I think you suspicions are correct, Herr Doktor. Otherwise, she just illiterate.....maybe both?
                        Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                        • #72
                          Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

                          Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
                          If the term "witch" is now inclusive of somebody with the ability to completey mutilate/slaughter/and uterly destroy everything that is beautiful about the English language, then I think you suspicions are correct, Herr Doktor. Otherwise, she just illiterate.....maybe both?
                          Excellent point brother Marx, this surely must be source of her unholiness. A Just Punishment for Fallen Angel would be to make enter a spelling bee with a pack of eight year olds.
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                          Exodus 22:18                           says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                          • #73
                            Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

                            Originally posted by Herr_Doktor View Post
                            As I sit by my keyboard and read your posts, my witchfinder compass spins in circles and then points to the monitor. This is leading me to a conclusion.

                            Are you a witch young lady?
                            yes im wican.
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                            • #74
                              Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

                              Goodness, a young lady with such superior writing skills being wiccan*--I never would have guessed.

                              *That's wican to you, dear.
                              Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                              1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                              A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                               Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
                              LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                              • #75
                                Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

                                Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
                                yes im wican.
                                Well there you go Herr Doktor, looks like we have an answer!

                                If we can overcome its disgusting speech impediment, we might be able to find a fortunate opportunity here.

                                I'm about to leave on another witch/satanist hunt in about a week, but I am still a greenghorn in the field. Since you seem to be educated on the matter of witches, maybe you could perform a demonstration on this witch that has fallen into our laps?
                                Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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