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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-31-2007, 03:37 PM

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You do realize that Socialist Services, no matter what other flaws they have, don't go secretively snatching children without notifying the parents, right?
They might if someone reports the family.
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So you're retarded and sick, preferring to see young children die in the wilderness instead of being raised in Christ by loving parents. What is wrong with you? What did Satan promise you in exchange for your soul and any sense of decency you may have once had?
*snort of laughter* Anyone that claims to be part of the Landover "Baptist Church" is an unfit parent. Anyone with a brain can see that.

And even if Satan promised me the world, he'll get nothing from me. Never believed in the guy anyway..
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-31-2007, 03:58 PM

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They might if someone reports the family.
Then I suggest you go back to whatever gookhole you crawled out of, if that's the way you want it to be.
Get out of Jesus America: Cause that's not how it's done here, and we don't want any Reds like you KIDNAPPING children in our country!
Daycare is of the devil, as is the socialist services.

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*snort of laughter* Anyone that claims to be part of the Landover "Baptist Church" is an unfit parent. Anyone with a brain can see that.
No: Only someone blinded by satan would THINK that.
Is it morally wrong to help bring children to Jesus and thus them from hell, all of a sudden?
You sick freak.

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And even if Satan promised me the world, he'll get nothing from me. Never believed in the guy anyway..
He already has your soul, since you don't believe in Jesus.
He doesn't have to ask you for permission, fool.


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-31-2007, 05:21 PM

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They might if someone reports the family.
The last time they tried to do that in America, the Branch Davidians shot four cops dead and wounded a lot more. And the Branch Davidians didn't have a quarter the guns, ammo and general firepower me and my next-door neighbors have.

Have you read here about how much influence we have in all levels of Government?

You don't know anything about America. Weren't you the one who claimed the Senate didn't vote for the liberation of Iraq?

As for Alice, she must be lost in the woods. I don' think she fell into a booby-trap, because I never heard any explosions and all my punji-stick traps are empty. It couldn't be kidnapping because I live in a gated exurb and visitors are given a full search, including body cavity. In short, she's just lost.

A week in the wilderness is no problem when Jesus watches over you. She must be very lonely though. I know I've been.
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 08-31-2007, 07:32 PM

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They might if someone reports the family.
Are you so retarded that you have to walk around with a helmet on? God must really have it in for you.
If the parents are that bad, they would be arrested (and may I point out, Brother Jeb is a free man). No matter how twisted and lieberal they are, Socialist Services never take a child without the parent or parents knowing about it.
I know I shouldn't be this shocked by how incredibly stupid you are, you do reject God and the salvation offered by His only begotten Son's temporary sacrifice after all, but this is like the cherry on a stupidity sundae.


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 09-01-2007, 12:41 AM

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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 09-01-2007, 01:18 AM

hanks for the phone calls and support

some gardener brought her to the hospital without telling me

they assumed shes illegal just because shes half filipino RACIST PRICKS i told them im from landover and we dont take kindl to racism

paperwork mes getting her better care might be too late
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 09-01-2007, 05:28 AM

My husband, Mr. Whitford, and I are praying for you and the little darling, Brother Jeb. God never gives you more than you can handle, and praise Him for being there for you in these troubled hours!


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 09-01-2007, 05:38 AM

Praise GOD that she's alive and she's okay!

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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 09-01-2007, 07:06 AM

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hanks for the phone calls and support

some gardener brought her to the hospital without telling me

they assumed shes illegal just because shes half filipino RACIST PRICKS i told them im from landover and we dont take kindl to racism
Was the nurse a chink? Chinks are all racists.

Tell me if you need any advice about the brain damage. A few people have gotten brain damage in Iraq, but the media blows it out of preportion. It's not the living hell they claim it is. Still, keep a lookout for suicide attempts.

Some brain injured folks have even come back for a second tour, and they're doing just fine and dandy. Every now and then they go into an uncontrollable rage, but that's not always a bad thing.


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 09-01-2007, 08:16 AM

SalvationSeeker sent me a wonderful email, which I wish to share will all of you:

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Now now, brother.. Why grieve at all?

First off, remember that we are to hate our family. (Luke 14:26)

But also remember that you are only being tested by the Lord God..

He only wants to see if He can somehow get you to curse Him, so that He has an excuse to kill you.

Just as with Job.. So I think you should feel all honored instead, being noticed by God like that.

But he said unto her, Thou speakest as one of the foolish women speaketh. What?
Shall we receive good at the hand of God, and shall we not receive evil?
In all this did not Job sin with his lips.
Job 2:10
Thank you SalvationSeeker, for your kind words. If only more people in the world lived by such wisdom.

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Tell me if you need any advice about the brain damage. A few people have gotten brain damage in Iraq, but the media blows it out of preportion. It's not the living hell they claim it is. Still, keep a lookout for suicide attempts.
The damage seems serious, like she's dead but with her heart beating. She can't speak or anything. She also suffered "immersion foot" and they had to amputate her toes, her wonderful, pink, ticklish toes.

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The damage seems serious, like she's dead but with her heart beating. She can't speak or anything. She also suffered "immersion foot" and they had to amputate her toes, her wonderful, pink, ticklish toes.
Praise Jesus that He is testing you like this! But I know your faith is strong and you will pass with flying colors!


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 09-01-2007, 05:56 PM

Well, I've been keeping my despair at bay the usual way - with a flurry of activities to keep my mind too busy to think about all this. What with the Paris Hilton bibles and the Fashion Police and so on...

But I have questions the Bible just doesn't answer. Will her toes grow back when she's in heaven? Will her brain damage dissapear, or has this injury damaged her soul? She's forgotten how to talk, and will even have to be toilet trained again. If she doesn't survive the operation, will she be wearing a diaper in heaven? Will everybody get smarter when they're in heaven? Won't they not even be themselves any more?

I've got to stop thinking.
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 09-01-2007, 06:20 PM

I hope she pulls trew, there's nothing worse than to lose someone you love. my thaughts are with you and your daughter.
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 09-01-2007, 06:24 PM

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I hope she pulls trew, there's nothing worse than to lose someone you love. my thaughts are with you and your daughter.
What good will your "thaughts" do? Get down on your knees and pray, boy!


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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 09-01-2007, 06:29 PM

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What good will your "thaughts" do? Get down on your knees and pray, boy!
God can read evrey thaught in my head so he'll hear even if I don't get down on my knees.
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God can read evrey thaught in my head so he'll hear even if I don't get down on my knees.
Jesus can read the thoughts of everyone, good or bad, faithful or sinner. So what makes your thoughts any different from anybody else? What makes your thoughts so special that Jesus would even notice? Getting down on one's knees shows devotion and respect, which Jesus demands! Whatever Jesus demands, Godly True Christians™ demand as well. True Christians™ follow Jesus and His word in the Bible to a tee, and that's the difference.



1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


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Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 09-01-2007, 07:15 PM

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Jesus can read the thoughts of everyone, good or bad, faithful or sinner. So what makes your thoughts any different from anybody else? What makes your thoughts so special that Jesus would even notice? Getting down on one's knees shows devotion and respect, which Jesus demands! Whatever Jesus demands, Godly True Christians™ demand as well. True Christians™ follow Jesus and His word in the Bible to a tee, and that's the difference.

Now you're truly thinking coherently (Almost unbelievably coherent considering you're a woman) - thinking like a True Christian would think!
Surely, you must notice the huge difference from back when you were a perplexed anglican't?

You've nailed it. Why would Jesus hear the thoughts and prayers of the unrighteous?
Do they heed Him? No. So why should He in turn heed them?
He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law, even his prayer shall be abomination. (Proverbs 28:9)

The Bible tells us that Jesus doesn't listen to the prayers of the unsaved, or as it's written, he HEARS the prayers of the righteous.
(And thus it follows that he doesn't hear/heed the prayers of the unrighteous.)

The LORD is far from the wicked:
But he heareth the prayer of the righteous.
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 09-02-2007, 12:11 AM

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Now you're truly thinking coherently (Almost unbelievably coherent considering you're a woman) - thinking like a True Christian would think!

Surely, you must notice the huge difference from back when you were a perplexed anglican't?

You've nailed it. Why would Jesus hear the thoughts and prayers of the unrighteous?

Do they heed Him? No. So why should He in turn heed them?
He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law, even his prayer shall be abomination. (Proverbs 28:9)

The Bible tells us that Jesus doesn't listen to the prayers of the unsaved, or as it's written, he HEARS the prayers of the righteous.
(And thus it follows that he doesn't hear/heed the prayers of the unrighteous.)

The LORD is far from the wicked:
But he heareth the prayer of the righteous.
Proverbs 15:29

PRAISE JESUS!
Yes, Mr Salvation, it's all true, and I owe JESUS for all of it, there are no thoughts without Him now! When Satan left the old noddy there was only emptyheadedness, a void where noddy's thoughts and the lies of the devil used to be, to be filled within moments with the blessed light of JESUS! and a mixed-up false-church noddy was no more, PRAISE!


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1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Where is that little brat?!! - 09-02-2007, 12:24 AM

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But I have questions the Bible just doesn't answer. Will her toes grow back when she's in heaven? Will her brain damage dissapear, or has this injury damaged her soul? She's forgotten how to talk, and will even have to be toilet trained again. If she doesn't survive the operation, will she be wearing a diaper in heaven? Will everybody get smarter when they're in heaven? Won't they not even be themselves any more?
Brother, never forget that we are here for you in your time of need. But don't forget either that females probably don't have souls, so they don't go to heaven. And even if they did, if she doesn't have all her bits, she cannot enter the house of the Lord. God is particular about who can enter. Crips and gimps need not apply, nor even males if their manhood is not intact. I'd say you are better off just drowning her and starting over. Maybe you will get lucky and have a male child.


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females probably don't have souls, so they don't go to heaven.
This is very reassuring for me to think about, because if she has a soul she would probably go to hell. I've tried to explain Jesus and how to let him into your heart, but she never really seemed to understand.
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