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  • Beware of Homosexual Sports!

    Ice Skating, Swimming (of course!), Wrestling, Tennis, and especially European "Football" AKA Soccer! Did I miss any???
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      Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

      what the * has sports to do with being homosexual?
      This forum is PACKED with sexual conotation to evrything.

      I mean what have you got agians soccer? Is it because it's the world's popular sport and the states sucks at it?
      Apart from ice skating and maybe ballet or something there are NO "gay" sports
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        Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

        Originally posted by Bert from Belgium View Post
        what the * has sports to do with being homosexual?
        This forum is PACKED with sexual conotation to evrything.
        This forum is PACKED with GODS WORD. You seem to seek AND FIND perversion in the purest places.

        I mean what have you got agians soccer? Is it because it's the world's popular sport and the states sucks at it?
        Apart from ice skating and maybe ballet or something there are NO "gay" sports
        I have to agree with you here Bert. Coming from Belgium, possibly the GAYEST of EURO FAG COUNTRIES (except for Ass-Lichtenstein ) EVERY SPORT IN THE KNOWN WORLD WOULD SEEM MACHO TO YOU INCLUDING MENS FIGURE SKATING.

        Anyway - isn't the National sport of Belgium Paedophilia?
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        • #5
          Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

          You forgot to mention the national sport of Finland, curling. I believe it was Brother Deaner who first awakened us to the menace of this horrific "sport":

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            Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

            Originally posted by Bert from Belgium View Post
            what the * has sports to do with being homosexual?
            This forum is PACKED with sexual conotation to evrything.

            I mean what have you got agians soccer? Is it because it's the world's popular sport and the states sucks at it?
            Apart from ice skating and maybe ballet or something there are NO "gay" sports

            indeed english football is something i enjoy

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            • #7
              Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

              Originally posted by eightofninekev View Post
              indeed english football is something i enjoy
              Which makes you a homer.

              Also that nonsense called "crickets" is faggy. All that is is pre-stolen American Baseball.
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                Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

                Rugby; there is nothing more homerish that a bunch of grown men jumping on each other. Praise Jesus we have proper football over here.

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                  Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

                  Don't forget Cornholing!

                  It could be the most faggoty and dangerous of all sports! Why, even our GODLY Leader has some strong words about it.

                  JUST SAY NO TO CORNHOLING!

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                    Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

                    I suppose it goes without saying that any sport played in Godless France should be avoided and rebuked.

                    Men riding bicycles through the mountains wearing skin tight shorts and such?

                    And what is that "la crosse" nonsense? Very faggoty and enjoyed in Cannuckistan too.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

                      I heard a rumor that the French actually remove their bicycle seats for added "prostate pleasuring" whilst riding in the mountains. This is something I shall have to investigate further, as I never make an assumption that isn't backed up by solid Facts!
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                        Shirts and skins basketball, any sport played by women, and men's synchronized swimming.
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                          Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

                          Originally posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
                          I heard a rumor that the French actually remove their bicycle seats for added "prostate pleasuring" whilst riding in the mountains. This is something I shall have to investigate further, as I never make an assumption that isn't backed up by solid Facts!
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                            If it were up to the Liberal congress all of our children would be shirtless, greased up and on a soccer field with a bunch of homosexual eurotrash.

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                              Re: Beware of Homosexual Sports!

                              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                              Shirts and skins basketball, any sport played by women, and men's synchronized swimming.
                              Brother Worthington, thank you for your wisdom in this matter. I knew I was missing something important and you knew what my simple homemaker's mind overlooked. Gurls Rugby, Lexbean Tennis (and don't forget Renee Richards - I shudder at the thought) and Gurls Softball. Finally, who can stand to watch women play golf??? It's sort of like watching the Special Olympics.
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